Are you ready for a quick time travel?
Here’s a collection of 90 iconic Foghorn Leghorn quotes that will take you back to the days when the world seemed like a better place.
Let’s recall our childhood memories and the funny voice of the genius rooster – Foghorn Leghorn!
Top 10 Foghorn Leghorn Quotes
1. “What in the, I say, what in the name of Jesse James do you suppose that is?” ― Foghorn Leghorn
2. “That’s a joke, I say, that’s a joke, son.” ― Foghorn Leghorn
3. “Kid don’t quit talking so much he’ll get his tongue sunburned.” ― Foghorn Leghorn
4. “This is going to cause more confusion than a mouse in a burlesque show.” ― Foghorn Leghorn
5. “That dog is as subtle as a hand grenade in a barrel of oatmeal.” ― Foghorn Leghorn
6. “She remi…, I say, she reminds me of Paul Revere’s ride, a little light in the belfry.” ― Foghorn Leghorn
7. “That, I say, that dog’s busier than a centipede at a toe counting’ contest.” ― Foghorn Leghorn
8. “Go, I say, go away boy; you bother me.” ― Foghorn Leghorn
9. “Fortunately, I keep my feathers numbered, for, for just such an emergency.” ― Foghorn Leghorn
10. “That’s what I’ve been – I say, that’s what I’ve been telling you, boy! I am a chicken!” ― Foghorn Leghorn
Funniest Foghorn Leghorn Quotes
1. “That woman’s as cold as a nudist on an iceberg.” ― Foghorn Leghorn
2. “Now, what, I say, what’s the big idea bashin’ me in the bazooka that-a-way boy!” ― Foghorn Leghorn
3. “Nice girl, but about as sharp as a sack of wet mice.” ― Foghorn Leghorn
4. “Stop, I say, stop it boy, you’re doin’ a lot of choppin’ but no chips are flyin’.” ― Foghorn Leghorn
5. “He’s about as sharp as a bowling ball.” ― Foghorn Leghorn
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6. “What’s, I say, what’s the big idea wrappin’ a lariat around my Adam’s apple.” ― Foghorn Leghorn
7. “Pay attention, boy, I’m cutting but you ain’t bleeding!” ― Foghorn Leghorn
8. “Nice mannered kid, just a little on the dumb side.” ― Foghorn Leghorn
9. “This boy’s making more noise than a couple of skeletons throwin’ a fit on a tin roof.” — Miss Prissy
10. “I got, I say, I got this boy as fidgety as a bubble dancer with a slow leak.” ― Foghorn Leghorn
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11. “Now what, I say, now what’s that skinny old hen doin’ up on the barn.” ― Foghorn Leghorn
12. “Now, that, I say, that’s no way for a kid to be wastin’ his time, readin’ that long-haired gobbledygook.” ― Foghorn Leghorn
13. “As senior rooster ’round here, it’s my duty, and my pleasure, to instruct junior roosters in the ancient art of roostery.” ― Foghorn Leghorn
14. “Looks like the boy genius is tryin’ to show me up.” ― Foghorn Leghorn
15. “This boy is more mixed up than a feather in a whirlwind.” ― Foghorn Leghorn
16. “Fortunately, I always have a spare in my locker.” ― Foghorn Leghorn
17. “Oh, that woman got a mouth like an outboard motor.” ― Foghorn Leghorn
18. “Don’t, I say don’t bother me dog, can’t ya see I’m thinkin’.” ― Foghorn Leghorn
19. “I’m a chicken hawk. I’m after my first chicken.” ― Foghorn Leghorn
20. “Nice boy but he’s got more nerve than a bum tooth.” ― Foghorn Leghorn
21. “Well, in that case – adios, you chicken-plucking little stinker!” ― Foghorn Leghorn
22. “Scared – who me – course I’m not squared.” ― Foghorn Leghorn
23. “He’s so dumb he thinks a Mexican border pays rent.” ― Foghorn Leghorn
24. “Looky here, son, I’m no loud-mouthed schnook.” ― Foghorn Leghorn
25. “Now, cut that out boy, or I’ll spank you where the feathers are thinnest.” ― Foghorn Leghorn
Foghorn Leghorn Quotes To Remind You Of Your Childhood
1. “You know there might, I say, there just might be a market for bottled duck.” ― Foghorn Leghorn
2. “Now who’s, I say, who’s responsible for this unwarranted attack on my person!” ― Foghorn Leghorn
3. “If I’m a roo – Ah say – if I’m a rooster, I hope to be struck by lightning! Uh kapow! Well, let’s put it another way. Way’ that is.” ― Foghorn Leghorn
4. “Now, that, I say, that’s no way for a kid to be wastin’ his time, readin’ that long-haired gobbledygook.” ― Foghorn Leghorn
5. “I made a funny son and you’re not laughin’!” ― Foghorn Leghorn
6. “Smart boy got a mind like a steel trap – full of mice.” ― Foghorn Leghorn
7. “That’s what I’ve been, I say, that’s what I’ve been telling you, boy!” ― Foghorn Leghorn
8. “For, I say, fortunately, I always carry a spare set of feathers.” ― Foghorn Leghorn
9. “Now, what, I say, what’s the big idea bashin’ me on the noggin’ with a rollin’ pin!” ― Foghorn Leghorn
10. “When the little woman comes home and finds the egg gone, woo! What she will do to me.” ― Foghorn Leghorn
11. “The snow, I say, the snow’s so deep the farmers have to jack up the cows so they can milk’em.” ― Foghorn Leghorn
12. “This is a dog, not a chicken. Chickens don’t look like dogs. Who told you this was a chicken, son? Nice boy, but doesn’t listen to a thing you say. You got a bum steer, son. I’m a chicken, not a schnook. You’re wrong, son.” ― Foghorn Leghorn
13. “I’m a chicken hawk. I’m after my first chicken.” — Henery Hawk
14. “Hey boy, what’s the idea jackin’ that pot up under me? Jack? Pot? Ahuh, huh… jackpot, that’s a joke son, don’t ya get it?” ― Foghorn Leghorn
15. “There’s something a little yeeeee about a boy that doesn’t like baseball.” ― Foghorn Leghorn
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16. “I say that dog is lower than a snake full of buckshot.” ― Foghorn Leghorn
17. “What a day for trampin’ through the woods… lump dum do di do do doh, doo dah, doo dah.” ― Foghorn Leghorn
18. “What’s it all about boy, elucidate!” ― Foghorn Leghorn
19. “That dog, I say that dogs strictly GI, gibberin idiot that is.” ― Foghorn Leghorn
20. “Hey boy! You are a chick, don’t try to be a foghorn!” ― Foghorn Leghorn
21. “Looka here son, I say, son, did you see that hawk after those hens? He scared them, that Rhode Island Red turned White then Blue. Rhode Island. Red, White, and Blue – that’s a joke son. A flag-waver. You’re built too low. Fast ones go over your head.” ― Foghorn Leghorn
22. “Course you know this means war.” ― Foghorn Leghorn
23. “What’s all the whoopin’ and hollerin’ about, boy.” ― Foghorn Leghorn
24. “I made a funny, son and you’re not laughin’.” ― Foghorn Leghorn
25. “Let me guess, dearie. You’re looking for a husband.” ― Foghorn Leghorn
26. “Some days, it don’t pay to get outta bed!” ― Foghorn Leghorn
27. “Now looka, I say looka here.” ― Foghorn Leghorn
28. “Love that dog, love that dog.” ― Foghorn Leghorn
29. “Son! O, my little son! Be a nicely mannered kid, but don’t be dumb soul on the other side.”
30. “Gal reminds me of the highway between Forth Worth and Dallas – no curves.” ― Foghorn Leghorn
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Brilliant Foghorn Leghorn Quotes
1. “That dog’s like taxes, he just don’t know when to stop.” ― Foghorn Leghorn
2. “You’re way off, I say, you’re way off this time, son!” ― Foghorn Leghorn
3. “Now I wonder what ol’ busy body widow hen is up to.” ― Foghorn Leghorn
4. “That’s the trouble with that fool dog, always shooting his mouth off.” ― Foghorn Leghorn
5. “That boy’s as strong as an ox, and just about as smart.” ― Foghorn Leghorn
6. “Say, boy, wouldn’t you, I say, wouldn’t you rather have some delicious dog soup?” ― Foghorn Leghorn
7. “I-I-I know what you’re gonna say, son. When two halves are gone there’s nuthin left – and you’re right. It’s a little ol’ worm who wasn’t there. Two nuthins is nuthin’. That”s mathematics son. You can argue with me but you can’t argue with the figures. Two half nuthins is a whole nuthin’.” ― Foghorn Leghorn
8. “It’s sure, I say it’s sure quiet around here, you could hear a caterpillar sneakin’ across a moss bed in tennis shoes.” ― Foghorn Leghorn
9. “His muscles are as soggy as a used tea bag.” ― Foghorn Leghorn
10. “Hmmm, bare, I say, bare as a cooch dancer’s midriff.” ― Foghorn Leghorn
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11. “You see, Henery, your mother and I are outcasts. Hated and hunted because of what we are… chicken hawks. And you – you, Henery – you’re a chicken hawk too. And like all chicken hawks, you crave to eat… a chicken.” ― Foghorn Leghorn
12. “Boy, I say boy, pay close attention to me, ’cause you’re a burrito short of a combination plate.” ― Foghorn Leghorn
13. “Eat a chicken? Is that bad? That is for me. Here a chick, chick, chick, chick, chick! Here a chick, chick, chick, chick, chick! Chick!” — Henery Hawk
14. “Pay attention to me, boy! I’m not just talkin’ to hear my head roar.” ― Foghorn Leghorn
15. “That kid’s about as sharp as a pound of wet liver.” ― Foghorn Leghorn
16. “Boy’s gotta mouth like a cannon, always shootin’ it off.” ― Foghorn Leghorn
17. “Well, you’re going about it the wrong way, sister. You don’t bat ’em on the bean with a rolling pin. That comes later.” ― Foghorn Leghorn
18. “Clunk enough people and we’ll have a nation of lump heads.” ― Foghorn Leghorn
19. “Hey son! Listen to me and don’t be like a dead horse, that if it is beaten, it can’t get up and go!” ― Foghorn Leghorn
20. “That, I say, that boy’s just like a tattoo, gets under your skin.” ― Foghorn Leghorn
21. “Looks like our fine feathered friend is heading into Venician territory – of Venice, Italy, that is.” ― Foghorn Leghorn
22. “You’re way off, I say. You’re way off this time, son!” ― Foghorn Leghorn
23. “Boy! I say, boy! If you don’t laugh, like I do, then you should look yourself into a mirror and cheer up!” ― Foghorn Leghorn
24. “You got a hole in your glub. I keep pitching them and you keep missing them. You gotta keep your eye on the ball. Eye. Ball. Eyeball.” ― Foghorn Leghorn
25. “Boy! O, boy! Keep your extra set of feathers, always with you, for contingencies.” ― Foghorn Leghorn
The End
That’s all, boy. I hope you enjoyed reading these Foghorn Leghorn quotes and hope to see you soon!
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