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Discovering 90 Grinch Quotes That Lighten The Holiday Spirit

Discovering 90 Grinch Quotes That Lighten The Holiday Spirit

The Grinch, that iconic green curmudgeon from Dr. Seuss’ imagination, may have tried to steal Christmas, but instead left us with an abundance of interesting quotes!

From his grumpy musings on the true meaning of Christmas to his moments of transformation and redemption, the Grinch’s words resonate with both children and adults alike. 

Therefore, let’s see what wise words the Grinch left for us!

10 Best Grinch Quotes

1.  “Tomorrow’s Christmas! It’s practically here!” — The Grinch

Tomorrow's Christmas! It's practically here

2.  “No one should be alone on Christmas.” — The Grinch

3. “Look, I don’t wanna make waves, but this whole Christmas season is stupid, stupid, stupid!” — The Grinch

4. “You can’t hurt Christmas, Mr. Mayor, because it isn’t about… the gifts or the contest or the fancy lights. That’s what Cindy’s been trying to tell everyone…” — Lou Lou Who

5. “I must stop Christmas from coming… but how? I mean – in what way?” — The Grinch

I must stop Christmas from coming... but how I mean - in what way

6.  “I know just what to do. I become Santa Claus to steal their Christmas. If he could deliver it one night, then I can steal it. What’s Santa have that I don’t?”  — The Grinch

7. “Am I just eating because I’m bored?” — The Grinch

8.  “Even if I wanted to go, my schedule wouldn’t allowed it.” — The Grinch

9. “The Grinch hated Christmas – the whole Christmas season… It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight…the most likely reason of all… that his heart was two sizes too small.” Narrator, ‘The Grinch Who Stole Christmas’.

10. “Are you having a holly, jolly Christmas?” — The Grinch

Are you having a holly, jolly Christmas

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20 Funny Grinch Quotes That Will Make You Laugh

1. “We did our worst and that’s all that matters.” — The Grinch (Jim Carrey) in “How the Grinch Stole Christmas” (2000)

We did our worst and that's all that matters

2. “It’s because I’m green isn’t it?” — The Grinch (Jim Carrey) in “How the Grinch Stole Christmas” (2000)

3. “Now you listen to me, young lady! Even if we’re horribly mangled, there’ll be no sad faces on Christmas.” — The Grinch (Jim Carrey) in “How the Grinch Stole Christmas” (2000)

4. “Cute kid, bad judge of character.” — Cindy Lou Who (Taylor Momsen) in “How the Grinch Stole Christmas” (2000)

5. “Cindy Lou Who: Santa, what’s the meaning of Christmas?

The Grinch: Vengeance! I mean… Presents… I suppose.” — Dialogue exchange in “How the Grinch Stole Christmas” (2000)

Cindy Lou Who Santa, what's the meaning of Christmas

6. “They’ll eat their Who-Pudding and rare Who-Roast Beast. But that’s something I just cannot stand in the least. Oh, no, I’m speaking in rhyme!” — The Grinch (Jim Carrey) in “How the Grinch Stole Christmas” (2000)

7. “Max, grab a bag. We’ll come back for the rest. Of course when I say ‘we’ I mean ‘you’. — The Grinch (Jim Carrey) in “How the Grinch Stole Christmas” (2000)

8. “He took the Who’s feast, he took the Who pudding, he took the roast beast. He cleaned out that ice box as quick as a flash. Why, the Grinch even took their last can of Who hash.” ― Narrator, Dr. Seuss, How the Grinch stole Christmas! And other stories

9. “Oh. Bleeding hearts of the world unite.” — The Grinch (Jim Carrey) in “How the Grinch Stole Christmas” (2000)

10. . “The avarice never ends! I want golf clubs. I want diamonds. I want a pony so I can ride it twice, get bored and sell it to make glue.” — The Grinch (Jim Carrey) in “How the Grinch Stole Christmas” (2000)

The avarice never ends! I want golf clubs.

11.  “Give me that! Don’t you know you’re not supposed to take things that don’t belong to you? What’s the matter with you, you some kind of wild animal? Huh?” — The Grinch (Jim Carrey) in “How the Grinch Stole Christmas” (2000)

12.  “All right, you’re a reindeer. Here’s your motivation: Your name is Rudolph, you’re a freak with a red nose, and no one likes you. Then, one day, Santa picks you and you save Christmas.” — The Grinch (Jim Carrey) in “How the Grinch Stole Christmas” (2000)

13. “Kids today. So desensitized by movies and television.” — The Grinch (Jim Carrey) in “How the Grinch Stole Christmas” (2000)

14. “Oh, the Who-manity.” — The Grinch (Jim Carrey) in “How the Grinch Stole Christmas” (2000)

15. “I wouldn’t touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half-foot pole!” — The Grinch (Jim Carrey) in “How the Grinch Stole Christmas” (2000)

I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half-foot pole!

16. “What’s that stench? It’s fantastic.” — The Grinch (Jim Carrey) in “How the Grinch Stole Christmas” (2000)

17. “One man’s toxic sludge is another man’s potpourri.” — The Grinch (Jim Carrey) in “How the Grinch Stole Christmas” (2000)

18. “You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch. You really are a heel. You’re as cuddly as a cactus, you’re as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch. You’re a bad banana with a greasy black peel!” — Song lyrics in “How the Grinch Stole Christmas” (1966)

19. All the windows were dark. No one knew he was here. All the Who’s were all dreaming sweet dreams without care. When he came to the first little house on the square. ‘This is stop number one,’ the old Grinchy Claus hissed, and he climbed to the roof, empty bags in his fist.” ― Narrator, ‘The Grinch Who Stole Christmas’

20. “And what happened, then? Well, in Whoville, they say that the Grinch’s small heart grew three sizes that day!” ― Narrator, ‘The Grinch Who Stole Christmas’

And what happened, then Well, in Whoville, they say that the Grinch's small heart grew three sizes that day

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20 Famous Grinch Quotes 

1.  “Hate, hate, hate. Double hate. Loathe entirely.” — The Grinch 

Hate, hate, hate. Double hate. Loathe entirely

2. “4:00, wallow in self-pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one; 5:30, jazzercize; 6:30, dinner with me – I can’t cancel that again; 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing… I’m booked.” — The Grinch 

3.  “Ooooo….ahhhh….ohhh. That’s it. I’m not going.” — The Grinch 

4. “Be it ever so heinous, there’s no place like home.” — The Grinch 

5. “Help me… I’m feeling.” — The Grinch 

Help me… I'm feeling

6.  “Stupid. Ugly. Out of date. If I can’t find something nice to wear, I’m not going.” — The Grinch 

7. “No matter how different a Who may appear, he will always be welcome with holiday cheer.” – Cindy Lou Who

8. “I don’t need anything more for Christmas than this right here. My family.” – Lou Lou Who

9. “Santa, don’t forget the Grinch. I know he’s mean and hairy and smelly, and his hands are cold and clammy, but I think he’s kinda… sweet.” – Cindy Lou Who

10. “I am the Grinch that stole Christmas… and I’m sorry.” — The Grinch 

I am the Grinch that stole Christmas... and I'm sorry

11. “You can’t hurt Christmas, Mr. Mayor, because it isn’t about the… the gifts or the contest or the fancy lights. That’s what Cindy’s been trying to tell everyone.” — The Grinch 

12. “I must stop this whole thing! Why, for fifty-three years, I’ve put up with it now.” — The Grinch 

13. “To look him in the eye and shake his hand, you gotta feel the butter… you gotta feel the butter.” — The Grinch 

14. “Max, grab a bag. We’ll come back for the rest. And by ‘rest,’ I mean ‘everything.'”

15. “If you can’t find something nice to wear, be the ugly.”  — The Grinch 

If you can't find something nice to wear, be the ugly

16. “Kids today. They don’t know how to have fun with Christmas.” — The Grinch 

17. “I can’t believe I’m actually saying this, but I’m considering becoming… nice.” — The Grinch 

18. “You’re an idiot. You’re the most gullible person I ever met.” — The Grinch 

19. “One man’s toxic sludge is another man’s potpourri.” — The Grinch 

20. “If you utter so much as one syllable, I’ll hunt you down and gut you like a fish!” — The Grinch 

If you utter so much as one syllable, I'll hunt you down and gut you like a fish

20 Quotes From The Grinch That You’ll Love

1. “I tell you, Max, I don’t know why I ever leave this place. I’ve got all the company I need right here.”

I tell you, Max, I don't know why I ever leave this place. I've got all the company I need right here

2. “Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn’t before! What if Christmas, he thought, doesn’t come from a store. What if Christmas…perhaps…means a little bit more!” ― Dr. Seuss, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!

3. “Christmas Day will always be just as long as we have we.” Narrator, ‘The Grinch Who Stole Christmas’ 

4. . “And the Grinch, with his Grinch-feet ice cold in the snow, stood puzzling and puzzling, how could it be so? It came without ribbons. It came without tags. It came without packages, boxes or bags.”  Narrator, ‘How The Grinch Stole Christmas!’

5. “I’m all toasty inside.” — The Grinch 

I'm all toasty inside

6. “And what happened then? Well, in Whoville they say that the Grinch’s small heart grew three sizes that day.” Narrator, ‘How The Grinch Stole Christmas!’

7. “You’re a monster, Mr. Grinch. Your heart’s an empty hole. Your brain is full of spiders, You’ve got garlic in your soul.” Narrator, ‘How The Grinch Stole Christmas!’

8.  “He brought everything back, all the food for the feast! And he, he himself, the Grinch carved the roast beast!” Narrator, ‘How The Grinch Stole Christmas!’

9. “Blast this Christmas music! It’s joyful and triumphant.” – Grinch

10. “He hadn’t stopped Christmas from coming! It came! Somehow or other, it came just the same!” Narrator, ‘How The Grinch Stole Christmas!’

He hadn't stopped Christmas from coming

11. “I’m an idiot. You’re an idiot!”

12.  “Saving you, is that what you think I was doing? Wrong-o. I merely noticed that you’re improperly packaged, my dear.”

13. “I puzzled and puzzled till my puzzler was sore.”

14. “I’m feeling… I’m feeling… I’m feeling… Rotten!”

15. “The ribbons! The wrappings! The tags! And the tinsel! The trimmings! The trappings!”

The ribbons! The wrappings! The tags

16. “I can’t be bothered with all the who-ity-ville cheer.”

17. “Fahoo Fores, Dahoo Dores, Welcome Christmas, Christmas Day!”

18. “Presents, shmresents. Who needs ’em?”

19. “It’s a beautiful day... for maximum disappointment.”

20. “It’s not a dress, it’s a kilt! Sicko!”

It's not a dress, it's a kilt! Sicko

20 Grinch Sayings That We Always Remember

1. “Cheer up, dude. It’s Christmas.” Grinch

Cheer up, dude. It’s Christmas

2. “No matter how different a Who may appear, he will always be welcomed with holiday cheer.” – Cindy Lou Who

3. “Tomorrow is Christmas. It’s practically here!” — The Grinch

4.  “Holiday who-be what-ee?” — The Grinch

5.  “Somebody’s fabulous!” — The Grinch

Somebody’s fabulous

6. “Stupid. Ugly. Out of date. This is ridiculous. If I can’t find something nice to wear I’m not going.” — The Grinch

7. “And then! Oh, the noise! Oh, the noise! Noise! Noise! Noise! There’s one thing I hate! All the NOISE! NOISE! NOISE! NOISE!” — The Grinch

8. That’s what it’s all about, isn’t it? That’s what it’s always been about. Gifts, gifts… gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts! You wanna know what happens to your gifts? They all come to me. In your garbage. You see what I’m saying? In your garbage. I could hang myself with all the bad Christmas neckties I found at the dump.”  — The Grinch

9. “And the avarice. The avarice never ends!” — The Grinch

10. “I must find some way to keep Christmas from coming!” — The Grinch

I must find some way to keep Christmas from coming!

11. “You can’t hurt Christmas, Mr. Mayor because it isn’t about the gifts or the contests or the fancy lights.” — The Grinch

12.  “And they’ll feast, feast, feast, feast. They’ll eat their Who-Pudding and rare Who-Roast Beast. But that’s something I just cannot stand in the least. Oh, no. I’M SPEAKING IN RHYME!” — The Grinch

13. “For fifty-three years, Christmas has brought me nothing but misery. I know just what to do. I become Santa Clause to steal their Christmas. If he could deliver it one night, then I can steal it.” — The Grinch

14. “Well done, Max! Serves them right, those yuletide-loving…sickly-sweet, nog-sucking cheer mongers! I really don’t like ’em. Mm-mm. No, I don’t.” — The Grinch

15. “That is not a chew toy. You have no idea where it’s been.” — The Grinch

That is not a chew toy. You have no idea where it’s been

16. “I know just what to do! I’ll make a quick Santy Claus hat and a coat.” — The Grinch

17.  “The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote: Stink, stank, stunk!”

18. “And he, he himself…the Grinch…carved the roast-beast!” ― Dr. Seuss, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!

19.“I could use a little social interaction.” — The Grinch

20. “Today was great! We did mean things, and we did them in style.” — The Grinch

Today was great! We did mean things, and we did them in style.

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Final Word

In conclusion, the Grinch’s character and the iconic Grinch quotes continue to captivate hearts and minds, transcending generations. For somebody who tried to steal Christmas, he is pretty good, right?

I hope that you have enjoyed my collection of Grinch quotes that I successfully found in various online sources!

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Discovering 90 Grinch Quotes That Lighten The Holiday Spirit