Friday is the day when our spirits lift and we embrace the promise of a fun-filled weekend.

To honor this awesome day, here is a great collection of funny Friday quotes I gathered from various online sources to prepare you for the much-anticipated moments of delight.

Let’s go celebrate the joys of Fri-yay!

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Top 10 Funny Friday Quotes

1. “Every Friday, I like to high five myself for getting through another week on little more than caffeine, willpower, and inappropriate humor.” — Nanea Hoffman

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2. “Fridays are the hardest in some ways: you’re so close to freedom.” — Lauren Oliver

3. “You know what rhymes with Friday? Wine.” — Jack Davis

4. “It’s 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?” — Amy Neftzger

5. “Life is like Friday on a soap opera. It gives you the illusion that everything is going to wrap up, and then the same old shit starts up on Monday.” — Stephen King

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6. “It is bad luck to fall out of a thirteenth-story window on Friday.” — American Proverb

7. “‘But it’s Friday’ is a valid excuse for almost anything today.” — William Anderson

8. “I think we’re seeing in working mothers a change from ‘Thank God it’s Friday’ to ‘Thank God it’s Monday.’ If any working mother has not experienced that feeling, her children are not adolescent.” — Ann Diehl

9. “Tuesday just called and wants to know what happened to Friday!” — Neil Leckman

10. “It’s Friday. Any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the window.” — Ronald Wilson

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Funny Friday Inspirational Quotes

1. “Hands up if you’re ready to do something you’ll regret this weekend. Go forth! You have my blessing.” — Florence Welch

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2. “Dear Friday, I’m so glad we are back together. I’m sorry you had to see me with Mon–Thurs, but I swear I was thinking of you the whole time.” — Unknown

3. “Friday actually stands for: Finally Realizing I Deserve A Break.” — Unknown

4. “I’m so excited for Friday, I could hug a tree.” — Unknown

5. “I know every day is a gift but where are the receipts for Mondays? I want to return it for another Friday.” — Unknown

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6. “It’s Friday! I’m just going to sit here and let the weekend wash over me.” — Unknown

7. “Friday, my second favorite F-word.” — Darynda Jones

8. “It’s always difficult to keep Fridays confined within themselves… they tend to spill over…” — Parag Tipnis

9. “I haven’t been this excited for Friday since last Friday!” — Unknown

10. “What do you mean it’s not Friday yet? I’m already wearing my weekend pajama pants!” — Unknown

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11. “Thursday doesn’t even count as a day; it’s just the thing that’s blocking Friday.” — Unknown

12. “Today is Friday… preparing for Monday is a crime.” — Unknown

13. “Friday is tomorrow. I shall never imagine the fate of Monday.” — Unknown

14. “And if you ask again whether there is any justice in the world, you’ll have to be satisfied with the reply: Not for the time being; at any rate, not up to this Friday.” — Alfred Doblin

15. “I believe that it is a mandatory Law of the Universe that on Fridays, you have to do something a little fun.” — Hanna Rhoades

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16. “I am always happy to meet my friend, and my friend is my weekend.” — Debasish Mridha

17. “I’ve taught fifth-year Christmas leavers the last thing on a Friday afternoon. Basically, if you can face that you can face anything.” — Johann Lamont

18. “Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music, and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.” — Unknown

19. “If 40 is the new 30, why can’t Thursday be the new Friday?” — Unknown

20. “Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, It’s not me, It’s you.” — Unknown

21. “Friday called. She’s on her way and she’s bringing the wine.” — Unknown

22. “If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.” — Noel Coward

23. “‘I’m so sad it’s Friday. I wish it was Monday already,’ said no one ever.” — Unknown

24. “It’s finally Friday, I’m free again. I got my motor running for a wild weekend.” — George Jones

25. “The Friday drink fairy is here. I keep telling her it’s too early, she just laughs and says, ‘Go on, I dare you.’ Well, friends, you know me… I love a dare!” — Unknown

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26. “Thursday, which is ‘Friday Eve’ in Optimisian.” — Unknown

27. “Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday.” — Unknown

28. “There are essentially only two drugs that Western civilization tolerates: Caffeine from Monday to Friday to energize you enough to make you a productive member of society, and alcohol from Friday to Monday to keep you too stupid to figure out the prison that you are living in.” — Bill Hicks

29. “It’s Friday! I can’t wait to be ashamed of what I do this weekend.” — Unknown

30. “My aunt had a season ticket for the Friday afternoon concerts, and I would go down for lessons. My lessons were Saturday morning.” — Robert Ripley

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Funny Friday Quotes For Morning

1. “It’s Friday morning mankind! Good vibe, don’t frown and let the monster see you smile!” — Napz Cherub Pellazo

2. “Friday mornings are like a superhero that only exists once a week. You can’t wait to see it, but it’s over too quickly.” — Unknown

3. “Good morning everybody. Happy Friday! On a scale of 1 to Rebecca Black, how much do you love Friday?” — Unknown

4. “10:00 am on Friday…all you can think about is beer.” — Jay Ron

5. “I’m so excited for Friday, I could almost pretend to be a morning person for a few hours.” — Unknown

6. “It’s Friday morning — time to rise, shine, and pretend to be a morning person!” — Unknown

7. “Well, I get my subject on Wednesday night; I think it out carefully on Thursday and make my rough sketch; on Friday morning, I begin and stick to it all day, with my nose well down on the block.” — John Tenniel

8. “The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.” — Dorothy Parker

9. “Why, hello there, gorgeous Friday! I’ve been waiting for you. Life’s been oh-so-dull without you!” — Unknown

10. “It’s Friday morning – the only time of the week when my coffee needs a coffee.” — Unknown

Funny Friday Night Quotes

1. “Youth is like a long weekend on Friday night. Middle age is like a long weekend on Monday afternoon.” — Richard Nelson Bolles

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2. “It’s Friday night. Time to be a hero and rescue some wine trapped in a bottle.” — Unknown

3. “If you see me on Friday, you’ll see different material on Saturday night.” — Kathy Griffin

4. “I understand what’s it like to work all week and on Friday night just want to go and leave your brain at the door, buy some popcorn, and be thrilled by something.” — Don Cheadle

5. “FRIDAY NIGHT! I have a date, with my bed…We’re totally going to sleep together!” — Unknown

6. “Tonight’s forecast, 99% chance of wine.” — Unknown

7. “If you’re playing World of Warcraft on a Friday night & you put your ear up to your monitor, it sounds exactly like having no friends.” — Unknown

8. “Friday night – the official ‘let’s stay up late and not regret it’ night!” — Unknown

9. “Dear Radio Stations, please do not play Katy Perry’s ‘Friday Night’ Monday morning at 8 AM during my drive to work.” — Unknown

10. “Today is Friday night, which means that the only decision that you should be making is whether to have a bottle or a glass of wine.” — Unknown

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Happy Friday Funny Quotes

1. “Happy Friday! Here’s to all of us who made it through another week of faking adulthood.” — Nanea Hoffman

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2. “I am instantly 70% nicer after 3 pm on Friday. Happy Friday.” — Unknown

3. “May today be the Fridayest Friday that ever Fridayed.” — Vinay Agarwal

4. “Work starts on Monday. Life begins on Friday. Happy Friday!” — Unknown

5. “Friday is whispering to me: “An evening drink is ok on Fridays”, so I can’t resist. Happy Friday to everyone!” — Unknown

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6. “Let Friday show you where the smiles are in life.” — Anthony T. Hincks

7. “You can have fun all year long, but there is something truly special about sitting down and relaxing on a Friday night while everyone else is too drunk to remember the evening. Happy Friday!” — Unknown

8. “Whew. It felt like a whole week before it was finally Friday again. Happy Friday!” — Unknown

9. “You deserve a round of applause cause you make it to Friday alive. Happy Friday!” — Unknown

10. “Thank Goodness it’s Friday! The weekend is here. Let’s party hard and give those Monday blues a run for their money!” — Unknown

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11. “Happy days start with a Friday and have a way of abruptly ending the moment you wake up on Monday morning. Happy Friday!” — Unknown

12. “There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: Boom Shakalaka.” — Unknown

13. “Smiles are contagious — let’s start a chain reaction this Friday!” — Unknown

14. “It’s Friday! Time to create stories for Monday.” — Unknown

15. “Friday motivation: Finish your work and go home, the beer will not drink itself.” — Unknown

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16. “In the circle of life, Friday would always be the party animal!” — Unknown

17. “Welcome to Friday. In preparation for takeoff, please ensure all negative attitudes are properly stowed. On behalf of your captain, Jack Daniels and myself, welcome aboard. I expect sunshine and good attitudes today for our trip. Enjoy the ride.” — Unknown

18. “Happy Monday! Or as I like to think of it, pre-pre-pre-pre-Friday!” — Unknown

19. “Friday: the only day we want for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.” — Unknown

20. ”It’s time to embrace the crazy beautiful mess that you are because it’s almost the weekend.” — Unknown

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Funny Friday Quotes For Work

1. “If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn’t want me here either.” — James Johnson

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2. “On Fridays, I like to think of myself as a free-range chicken, roaming around the office and pecking at my work when I feel like it.” — Unknown

3. “I don’t work on Fridays. I make appearances.” — Unknown

4. “On Fridays, I prefer my coffee to be as strong as my desire to leave work early.” — Unknown

5. “Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard.” — Rico

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6. “Friday is my favorite day of the week because it’s the last day of work and the first day of drinking.” — Unknown

7. “It’s Friday, which means I waste the day by pretending to work and you could waste time by talking to me.” — Unknown

8. “It was an ordinary day, a Friday, twenty minutes til lunchtime, five hours til quitting time and the weekend, ten months til vacation, thirty-seven years til retirement. Then the phone rang.” — Jack Finney

9. “Can we take a lunch break on Friday and come back the next Friday?” — Unknown

10. “I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday.” — Unknown

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11. “I have a love-hate relationship with Fridays. I love the feeling of the weekend being right around the corner, but hate the fact that I still have to work a full day.” — Unknown

12. “Friday is the beginning of my liver’s work week.” — Unknown

13. “When your coworkers ask if you’re ready for the weekend, just respond with ‘I was born ready!’” — Unknown

14. “It’s Friday! I’m just going to sit here and watch the clock until I can leave.” — Unknown

15. “My boss yelled at me yesterday ‘It’s the fifth time you’ve been late to work this week! Do you know what that means!?’ I said, ‘Probably that it’s Friday?’” — Unknown

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16. “It’s bad luck to begin work on Fridays.” ― Southern Mothers

17. “The only reason I work on Friday is to have something to complain about on Monday.” — Unknown

18. “Any decent man would know better than scheduling meetings for Friday afternoon.” — Romila Okaidu

19. “If it’s the fifth day in a row that you don’t feel like working, it means it’s finally Friday!” — Unknown

20. “I’m a very ritualistic, routine-oriented person, and I discovered over the years that I love working Monday through Friday.” — Edie Falco

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Final Words

From witty one-liners to hilarious reflections on the workweek, these funny Friday quotes perfectly capture the joy of reaching the end of the week, don’t you agree?

Let’s carry the spirit of laughter with us until the end of the work week and the beginning of the weekend, when the best adventures begin with a good laugh!