Who said Sundays have to be boring?

Let’s kickstart this awesome day with my collection of funny Sunday quotes to infuse you with joy and laughter.

Sit back, relax, and get ready to laugh out loud as we explore the comical side of Sundays!

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Top 10 Funny Sunday Quotes

1. “Sundays tend to be a day where just I do nothing but visit people. It’s kind of like trick-or-treating.” ― Chuck Palahniuk

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2. “Sunday is the day when I prepare for the week ahead by making improbable To-Do lists and browsing Pinterest for ideas on how to decorate my imaginary mansion.” ― Nanea Hoffman

3. “You know what Sunday is, and it’s a day with a lot of potential for naps.” ― Polly Horvath

4. “Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.” — Bill Watterson

5. “Sunday — that airless graveyard that the brutalized week finally stumbles into and collapses.” — Chandler Brossard

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6. “Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.” — Joseph Addison

7. “Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.” — Fred Allen

8. “I hate Sundays because they give birth to Mondays.” — Chris Southwave

9. “Sunday is a good day to save the world in one’s pajamas.” ― Adrienne Posey

10. “Champagne makes you feel like it’s Sunday and better days are just around the corner.” — Marlene Dietrich

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Funny Sunday Inspirational Quotes

1. “We need the spirit of Sunday carried over to Monday and continued until Saturday.” — Edward McKendree Bounds

2. “Don’t underestimate the value of Doing Nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you can’t hear, and not bothering.” ― Winnie the Pooh

3. “Hands up if you’re ready to do something you’ll regret this weekend. Go forth! You have my blessing.” — Florence Welch

4. “If your Sunday doesn’t involve wine & yoga pants you’re doing it wrong.” — Unknown

5. “Sunday is the day when I can wear the same pajamas I wore all weekend, but with a different excuse.” — Unknown

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6. “Today is Sunday, so please conduct yourself accordingly. Sleep in, sip tea, lay around in your pajamas, listen to good music, and indulge yourself in an afternoon nap.” — Unknown

7. “A person and their bed on a Sunday is an endless love affair.” — Unknown

8. “Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend.” — Zenna Schaffer

9. “Sunday, the day for the language of leisure.” — Elfriede Jelinek

10. “If God hadn’t rested on Sunday, He would have had time to finish the world.” ~ Gabriel Garcia Marquez

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11. “On Sunday, I think the most important thing for me is to turn my brain off. The idea of not trying is the key because that’s where you’re relaxed enough to let your brain make new connections.” — Rebecca Stead

12. “Sunday is the only day of the week when I’m not procrastinating… I’m just ‘actively relaxing’.” — Unknown

13. “Sunday: the day I planned a lot but actually did nothing. Mission accomplished!” — Unknown

14. “There are 365 days and 52 weekends in a year. Even if you are short on time off, you can still take weekend getaways. Does that count as a vacation? Of course it does.” — Anita Kaltenbaugh

15. “The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.” — Chuck Palahniuk

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16. “Sunday is my reward for surviving another week. It’s like a weekly victory lap.” — Unknown

17. “Sunday is like this entertainment scrum for me because I’ve only got a day, one day of fun. So I want to have brunch, and I want to see a movie, and I want to watch ‘Game of Thrones,’ and I’m trying to watch ‘The Sopranos’ from the beginning, and I want to play four hours of video games. So, it’s, like, as disciplined as my work life.” ― Aisha Tyler

18. “Sunday is the perfect day to do nothing and then rest afterward.” — Unknown

19. “Sunday is the day I finally have enough time to do nothing.” — Unknown

20. “Sundays — sleep until you’re hungry, then eat until you’re sleepy.” — Unknown

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Sunday Morning Funny Quotes

1. “Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead.” — James Marsden

2. “I’m easy like Sunday morning.” ― Commodores

3. “I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.” — Benjamin Franklin

4. “Every single day I wake up and make up my mind that I am going to work really hard. Then my mind laughs at me and says ‘Good joke.’ Then we laugh for some more time and I go back to bed.” — Gehenna Toss

5. “Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon.” ― Tony Smite

6. “Sunday?! But, I wasn’t done with Saturday yet…” — Unknown

7. “Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.” — Glen Cook

8. “I hate when I dream of alarm clocks going off.” — Jarod Kintz

9. “Mornings are pure evil from the pits of hell, which is why I don’t do them anymore.” ― Rachel Caine

10. “Sunday is the only day of the week when my alarm clock is set to ‘You gotta be kidding me!’” — Unknown

11. “The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.” — Dorothy Parker

12. “When reality and dreams collide, typically it’s just your alarm clock going off.” — Crystal Woods

13. “Sunday mornings are so beautiful… from my bed’s perspective.” — Unknown

14. “I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.” — Lewis Black

15. “On Sunday morning, I’m not nervous… I can’t wait to tell what God wants me to say.” — Charles Stanley

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16. “In the morning on Sunday, a drum is sounded at about 8 o’clock.” — William Brewster

17. “What’s the worst sound on Sunday morning? An alarm clock.” — Unknown

18. “I’m going to marry a Jewish woman because I like the idea of getting up Sunday morning and going to the deli.” — Michael J. Fox

19. “It’s Sunday, therefore I am 100% motivated to do nothing today!” — Unknown

20. “It was one of those midsummer Sundays when everyone sits around saying, “I drank too much last night.” ― John Cheever

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Funny Sunday Night Quotes

1. “Smonday: The moment when Sunday stops feeling like a Sunday and the anxiety of Monday kicks in.” — Unknown

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2. “Sundays are like confetti floating in the air in slow motion, in the evening they reach the ground and you hope a bit of wind could blow on them so they could fly a bit longer.” ― Alain Bremond-Torrent

3. “Warning: Going to sleep on Sunday will cause Monday.” — Unknown

4. “Sunday evenings often feel like the weekend is over before it’s even begun.” — Catherine McCormack

5. “Wherever I am in the world, I never get Sunday night blues. I suppose it’s because I’ve never worked at any one thing long enough to start hating it.” — Hayley Mills

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6. “Tomorrow is the only day in the year that appeals to a lazy man.” — Jimmy Lyons

7. “Sunday is my favorite day… until about 8 p.m.” — Unknown

8. “Sunday night, you had a date, and from the looks of everything, it’s clear that I don’t rate.” — Kay Starr

9. “I live in Spain. Oscars are something that are on TV Sunday night. Basically, very late at night. You don’t watch, you just read the news after who won or who lost.” — Javier Bardem

10. “My favorite dish is cleaning out the fridge on Sunday night and improvising a great medley.” — Matthew McConaughey

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Short Funny Sunday Quotes

1. “SUNDAY — The day I planned a lot but did nothing.” ― Lovely Goyal

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2. “The goal of Sunday is to leave my home as little as possible.” ― Mark Morris

3. “I did nothing and today I’m finishing what I did yesterday.” — Unknown

4. “Sunday’s a Funday until you realize tomorrow’s Monday.” — Unknown

5. “Lazy Sunday Rule: if you spill water, it will eventually dry.” — Unknown

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6. “True Sunday laziness is being excited when plans get canceled.” — Unknown

7. “Always strive to excel, but only on weekends.” — Richard Rorty

8. “On Sundays, my coffee is recreational.” — Unknown

9. “I guess God made Boston on a wet Sunday.” — Raymond Chandler

10. “It was the kind of Sunday to make one ache for Monday morning.” — Joan Didion

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11. “I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.” — W. C. Fields

12. “God is not a Sunday plumber — he’s always available…” — Unknown

13. “Sunday is the day to replace ‘I’m tired’ with ‘I deserve a nap.’” — Unknown

14. “Don’t judge men’s wealth or godliness by their Sunday appearance.” — Benjamin Franklin

15. “Sunday is my official ‘pajamas all day’ holiday.” — Unknown

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16. “Sunday is the day to count how many hours are left until Friday.” — Unknown

17. “I wish every day was Sunday, minus the whole ‘Monday’s coming’ thing.” — Unknown

18. “Sundays should come with a pause button.” — Unknown

19. “Oh dear Sunday, I want to sleep in your arms and have fun day.” ― Santosh Kalwar

20. “Sunday: the day when my to-do list magically turns into a to-do-later list.” — Unknown

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Summing Up

I collected these funny Sunday quotes from various sources on the web.

Hope you enjoyed reading them!