If you happen to have a crush on one, these teacher pick up lines will help you score a date with them! Let’s take a look!
My Favorite Teacher Pick Up Lines
1. If I had to write a report card on you, I’d give you straight F’s….for Fabulous.
2. Even if there were no gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.
3. My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
4. The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
5. Baby, you’re like a teacher, and I’m like a math book. You solve all my problems.
6. Hey, girl! It’s ok to use a sick day just for your own mental health.
7. Excuse me, but you dropped something… my jaw!
8. I bet you’re great at teaching people how to fall in love.
9. Forget about extracurricular activities! I want to spend extra time with you.
10. I’m an earth science lecturer, so I’m qualified to tell you that you are out of this world.
11. If loving you was homework, I’d be the happiest student in school!
12. I’m trying to learn about punctuation. Can you teach me where to put the comma?
13. You really rocked that new seating arrangement, way to separate the walkers!
14. Are you Harvard? Because I know I have no chance with you.
15. If you were a pencil, you wouldn’t be a number 2 because you are definitely number 1 in my book!
16. Are you a geometry teacher? Because from this angle, you look acute.
17. Are you the new science teacher? Because I see we have chemistry!
18. I might cheat on exams, but I will never cheat on you!
19. So I was reading a book of numbers the other day, and I realized I don’t have yours.
20. The alphabet is wrong. U and I should be together!
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Unique Teacher Pick Up Lines
1. Are you an SAT exam? Because I would gladly sit in a room with you for three hours.
2. I hear they banned you from school lunches for being so sweet
3. You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
4. Life without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless.
5. Carry your bookbag?
6. Can you give me directions to your heart? Because I’ve seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
7. Hit the showers, it’s time for handball lessons.
8. You’re like glue – my eyes are stuck on you!
9. When I look into your eyes, nothing exists for me anymore because I lose myself in them.
10. There’s no such thing as multiple choice when you’re the only obvious choice for me.
11. I bet you’re good at English, considering how eloquent you are.
12. If we were at home, cuddling on a rainy Sunday morning, what would we have for breakfast? Pancakes, bacon, eggs… your pick!
13. I learned in my earth science class that “Rawr” means “I love you” in the dinosaur language. So, Rawr!
14. I wasn’t sure if you were a beautiful angel or a hot devil, but now that I’m close, I see heaven in your eyes.
15. Hey, girl! From now on, your IEPs will be done by elves, calories don’t count, and I’ll stay up late to help you color code data. I just thought you should know.
16. Hey, girl! I know Mondays are hard, but you can get through them. Teach on, girl.
17. You have the eyes of a child. Innocent, bright, but at the same time appealing and attractive.
18. Do you work out a lot? I was just wondering how you managed to find that significant figure.
19. I know you’re not in the school band, but I bet we could make some sweet music together.
20. I think you’ve got something in your beautiful eyes. Oh, never mind, it’s just a sparkle.
21. Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?
22. Hey, girl! That lesson ran bell-to-bell and included motivation, whole class, and group activities, higher-order questioning, and a meaningful summary. Your organizational skills are out of this world.
23. Do you have a map? Because I’m getting lost in your eyes.
24. I think God took the pigment out of a leaf and put it in your eyes.
25. Enumeration tests are my favorite! For starters, let me enumerate all the things I like about you.
26. Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
27. We learned some pretty important dates in history class today, but I couldn’t help noticing that you aren’t a part of any of them.
28. You work hard and make a difference, so take some time for yourself. Your students will understand.
29. If I had a penny for every time my heart skipped a beat when I saw you, I could pay off my entire student loan.
30. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but fossil fuels still exist, right?
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Smart Teacher Pick Up Lines
1. You must be a perfect test score because I want to take you home and show you to my parents.
2. I am weak at studying, but you can punish me as hard as you can.
3. Wine on a school night. Let me pour you a glass.
4. I think God took the color out of the ocean and put it in your eyes.
5. I’ve been a naughty schoolboy. You should teach me a lesson.
6. I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
7. Let’s do a committee sometime!
8. Hey baby, you’ve got something on your butt: my eyes.
9. Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
10. Are you the final semester of my senior year? Because I’m happy I survived long enough to see you.
11. God… I thought you were a student!
12. I wish you were my English teacher so I could get detention every day!
13. Substitute teacher: “does your normal teacher let you do that?”.
14. That’s not rope burn (Gym Teacher)
15. You’re hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.
16. Help, something’s wrong with my eyes – I just can’t take them off you.
17. I’m no mathematician, but I’m good with numbers. Give me yours and watch what I do with it.
18. If you need help with your English homework, just let me know.
19. My love for you is like calculus… hard to figure out and really rewarding.
20. Babe, you must be a magician because everyone else disappears every time I look into your eyes.
21. I do an early practice at 5 am, if you want to come over, I can make you breakfast.
22. Your eyes are so blue I can’t look away.
23. Teams will be red helmets vs blue helmets, come to my office to play against the purple helmet.
24. How about a little HANDS-ON, sweetie.
25. Good thing I brought my library card, ’cause I’m checkin’ you out.
26. If you get any hotter, I’ll blame you for global warming.
27. You’re so hot, my calculator is melting.
28. One day, I swear you’re going to be my emergency contact person.
29. I was supposed to solve for x. I am so glad that I found u instead.
30. Wow, look how your chromosomes have combined beautifully!
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Smooth & Flirty Pick Up Lines For Teachers
1. Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
2. You might be old school, but baby, you still look high school.
3. Are you an English teacher? Because you’re giving me some serious lessons in love right now.
4. I like fractions, do you want to do some with me? I am like a numerator because I like to be on top.
5. The square root of all my fantasies is you.
6. If you need help with your English, just let me know – I’d be happy to tutor you.
7. You got something on your face – my eyes.
8. I’m ADD….want to help me relax?
9. You had me at “Euler’s number”.
10. There’s no doubt about the fact that you’re more special than relativity.
11. Hey girl, are you a 90-degree angle? Cause you’re looking right!
12. I can see why your eyes are blue. Because you just BLUE my mind. Or maybe just your eyes
13. The only thing that your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
14. From now on, your IEPs will be done by elves, calories don’t count, and I’ll stay up late.
15. Your eyes are so blue I can’t look away.
16. I wasn’t sure if you were a beautiful angel or a hot devil.
17. I hope this campus has a great medical center, because I broke my arm falling for you.
18. Feel free to pee in the pool, I’ll deal with it later.
19. Sing “Blue Eyes” by Elton John while looking at her and smiling.
20. Will you be my student loans? Because I’d like to have you around for the rest of my life.
21. Something must be wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.
22. You have a universe in your mind and a galaxy in your eyes.
23. Care to evaluate each other?
24. Cutie, I think I’ll need a map because I keep getting lost in your beautiful eyes.
25. You’ve been really naughty today in class. I guess I have to teach you a lesson.
26. I think you’re an interesting research subject, may I write a 10-page paper about you for my term paper?
27. Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby, I’m all lost at sea.
28. Wanna have lunch together? You’re looking really delicious today!
29. Excuse me madam/sir, why aren’t you in class? (Wait for an answer) Wow, my apologies, I thought you were a student.
30. I love your smile. It reminds me of the smile of the person I want to marry someday.
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English Teacher Pick Up Lines
1. Are you an English teacher? Because you’re doing a great job of teaching me how to love grammar.
2. You must be a very important textbook passage because seeing you is the highlight of my day.
3. According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
4. I would be happy to help tutor you in English anytime.
5. You’re so smart, you must be an English teacher!
6. I can’t tell whether you’re beautiful or not, I haven’t gotten past your eyes.
7. What’s a pretty lady like you doing in a lunchroom like this?
8. Ever heard of dodgeball?
9. They say the eyes are the mirror to the soul – and baby, you must have one beautiful soul.
10. You had me at your remarkable articulation and correct usage of grammar.
11. If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn’t cry for fear of losing you.
12. What’s your sign?
13. I’m not a teacher, but I can teach you a thing or two.
14. I’m like pi baby, I’m really long, and I go on forever.
15. Hey, teacher! You reached students on a whole new level when you incorporated film into the curriculum. Let’s turn on a movie and try out a new learning style.
16. I love the way you misuse the subjunctive, you naughty little minx.
17. You can take my infinitive object, with or without actors!
18. There’s no need for double-space when the essay is about you. I can write hundreds of pages, and I won’t complain about it.
19. Meet me around the back for a home run. And this time, I won’t get caught out.
20. Hey, girl! I like my women how I like my bulletin boards. Bright, engaging, and well-informed.
21. I’d tell you how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop, but that would be going too far.
22. Is it a blue-eyed white dragon?
23. The reason why I never make it to class on time is that I’m always distracted by thoughts about you.
24. You always know how to find the predicate in my clause.
25. Can I borrow a pencil? I want to erase your phone number and replace it with mine.
Funny Teacher Pick Up Lines
1. Give me an F cause I want to be in your class every year.
2. I’d tell you how many lightbulbs it would take to screw you, but we’d both get electrocuted.
3. Hey there, Pretty Blue Eyes! BLUE my mind.
4. You have the highest tolerance for organized chaos of anyone I know.
5. I didn’t know angels were allowed in public schools.
6. Is there a science classroom nearby, or am I just sensing the chemistry between me and you?
7. Who wants to play dodgeball.
8. Feel free to pee in the pool, I’ll deal with it later.
9. You have the cutest little chalk chuck!
10. You must be related to Alfred Nobel because, baby, you are dynamite!
11. Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home. That’s the best I could find.
12. It’s hot outside; let me go swimming in your blue eyes.
13. Girl, you’re so hot my zipper is falling for you!
14. Is there a science class nearby, or am I just sensing the chemistry between me and you?
15. What’s your favorite type of math? I’m partial to addition…
16. You have the eyes of a child. Innocent, bright but at the same time appealing.
17. If I were a math teacher, I’d say that one plus two equals me and you!
18. Hey, wanna sign my yearbook with your big pen.
19. I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. Want to see it?
20. Your hotness is the reason why they say that high school is hell.
21. I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
22. Do you like Chemistry? Because I’ve got my ion you!
23. I heard you were banned from school lunches for being so sweet.
24. I’m pretty sure you’re the reincarnation of Aristotle.
25. No matter what eraser I use, I just can’t take you off my mind.
26. I’m not being obtuse, but you’re acute girl.
27. I am gonna do anything to get an A.
28. Is your name glucose? Because you’re pretty damn sweet.
29. How can I focus in class when your gorgeousness just keeps distracting me?
30. I’d love to discuss Plato’s Symposium with you sometime – over coffee or something stronger.
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Math Teacher Pick Up Lines
1. Isn’t it weird that I know the digits of pi, yet I still don’t know your number?
2. You are sweeter than 3.14.
3. Do you like making out? Because I sure do… e^(i*pi) + 1 = 0.
4. Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
5. My love for you is like dividing by zero, it cannot be defined.
6. You must be the square root of -1 because you’re imaginary and perfect.
7. I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
8. If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote… ‘Cause I always tend toward you!
9. Baby, I know my math, and you’ve one significant figure.
10. You must be the square root of -1 because you can’t be real.
11. I hear you don’t like fractions… So will you let me be your other half?
12. My love for you is like an exponential curve – it keeps growing!
13. You do not have to be an expert at math to realize that you make the perfect pair.
14. Do you need help with that equation? I’d be happy to explain it to you.
15. You can be my denominator, and I’ll be the numerator, so we can spend some time together.
16. Can you help me with a math problem? I need to solve for x, where x = your phone number.
17. I hear you’re good at Algebra. Can you replace my X without asking Y?
18. You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
19. How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
20. Give me just a FRACTION of your heart, and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
21. Why don’t you be the numerator, and I will be the denominator, and both of us reduce to the simplest form?
22. Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
23. My love for you is like a concave function’s positive first derivative because it’s always increasing.
24. If you were sine squared, I’d be cosine squared. And together we would be one!
25. Baby, I wish you were x2, and I was x3/3 so I could be the area under your curve.
To Wrap Up
That’s all for today’s article on teacher pick up lines. I hope you enjoyed it and found it helpful
Now pick your favorite one and go sweep that cute teacher off their feet!
Until next time!
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