It’s about time to awaken that holiday spirit with the one and only Buddy The Elf!
He traveled through the seven levels of Candy Cone Forest to deliver the best Elf quotes that will get you ready for another magical Christmas season!
1. “Treat every day like Christmas.” — The Code Of The Elves
2. “Does somebody need a hug?” — Buddy
3. “Son of a nutcracker!” — Buddy
4. “I’m an elf. Well, technically, I’m a human, but I was raised by elves.” — Buddy
5. “The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.” — Buddy
6. “I am a cotton-headed ninny muggins!” — Buddy
7. “So, good news…I saw a dog today.” — Buddy
8. “There’s room for everyone on the Nice List!” — Buddy
9. “They just lose sight of what’s important in life…doesn’t mean they can’t find their way again.” — Santa
10. “Christmas spirit is about believing, not seeing.” — Santa
11. “What about Santa’s cookies? I suppose parents eat those, too?” — Buddy
12. “You see gum on the street, leave it there. It’s not free candy.” — Santa
13. “You have such a pretty face. You should be on a Christmas card.” — Buddy
14. “Buddy, you’re more of an elf than anyone I ever met. And the only one I would want working on my sleigh tonight.” — Santa
15. “Oh, by the way, don’t eat the yellow snow.” — Leon The Snowman
16. “This place reminds me of Santa’s workshop except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they want to hurt me.” — Buddy
17. “You stink! You smell like beef and cheese, you don’t smell like Santa.” — Buddy
18. “He’s an angry elf.” — Buddy
19. “It’s just nice to meet another human who shares my affinity for elf culture.” — Buddy
20. “I just like to smile. Smiling’s my favorite.” — Buddy
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21. “I just wanted a hug.” — Buddy
22. “Hey, have you seen these toilets? They’re ginormous!” — Buddy
23. “SANTA! Oh my God! Santa, here?! I know him! I know him!” — Buddy
24. “The paparazzi have been trying to nail me for years.” — Santa
25. “I’m sorry I ruined your lives and crammed 11 cookies into the VCR.” — Buddy
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26. “You sit on a throne of lies.” — Buddy
27. “I thought maybe we could make ginger bread houses, and eat cookie dough, and go ice skating, and maybe even hold hands.” — Buddy
28. “Make work your favorite. That’s your favorite, ok?” — Gimbel’s manager
29. “Then I traveled through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, past the sea of twirly-swirly gum drops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel.” — Buddy
30. “I put them on The Naughty List and they never forgave me.” — Santa
31. “You did it! Congratulations! World’s best cup of coffee. Great job everybody!” — Buddy
32. “What’s a Christmas gram? I want one!” — Buddy
33. “Tomorrow, 10 a.m., Santa’s coming to town.” — Gimbel’s manager
34. “I like to whisper, too.” — Buddy
35. “If you can sing alone, you sing in front of other people. There’s no difference.” — Buddy
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36. “Bye, Buddy! I hope you find your dad.” — Mr. Narwhal
37. “Six-inch ribbon curls, honey.” — Manager
38. “What’s more vulnerable than a peach?” — Morris
39. “I planned out our whole day. First we make snow angels for two hours, and then we’ll go ice skating, and then we’ll eat a whole roll of Tollhouse Cookie Dough as fast as we can, and then to finish, we’ll snuggle.” — Buddy
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40. “Of course you’re not an elf. You’re six-foot-three and have had a beard since you were fifteen.” — Leon The Snowman
41. “Can I listen to your necklace?” — Buddy
42. “Not now, Arctic puffin!” — Buddy
43. “We elves stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corn, and syrup.” — Buddy
44. “I can’t wait to see my dad. We’re going to go ice skating and eat sugar plums.” — Buddy
45. “I’m in love! I’m in love! And I don’t care who knows it!” — Buddy
46. “Nice purple dress. Very purpley.” — Buddy
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47. “Elves love to tell stories. I bet you didn’t know that about elves.” — Papa Elf
48. “Do you have any friends? Do you have a best friend? Does he have a big coat, too?” — Buddy
49. “Passionfruit Spray?” — Saleswoman
50. “He must be a South Pole elf.” — Buddy
51. “Charlotte Dennon wants a Tiffany engagement ring and for her boyfriend to stop dragging his feet and commit already.” — Michael
52. “I’m singing! I’m in a store and I’m singing!” — Buddy
53. “As you can imagine, it’s dangerous having an oven in an oak tree during the dry season.” — Papa Elf
54. “I painted a picture of a butterfly!” — Buddy
55. “Buddy the Elf, what’s your favorite color?” — Buddy answering the phone
56. “If you see a sign that says ‘peep show,’ that doesn’t mean that they’re letting you look at the new toys before Christmas.” — Santa
57. “If you get wind of anything, call me on my radio, channel three. Code word is, ‘Santa’s got a brand new bag.” — Gimbels Manager
58. “I think you’re beautiful and I feel really warm when I am around you and my tongue swells up.” — Buddy
59. “My finger has a heartbeat.” — Buddy
60. “Sounds like somebody needs to sing a Christmas carol.” — Buddy
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61. “Why the long face, Buddy?” — Leon The Snowman
62. “Oh, I forgot to give you a hug.” — Buddy
63. “Francisco! That’s fun to say! Francisco.” — Buddy
64. “Well, if he hasn’t figured out he’s a human by now, I don’t think he ever will.” — Foom Foom
65. “They tried to use gnomes and trolls, but the gnomes drank too much.” — Papa Elf
66. “Emily: So, Buddy, how’d you sleep?
Buddy: Great! I got a full 40 minutes!”
67. “Oh. I’m a human… raised by humans.” — Carolyn
68. “But the third job, some call it “the show” or “the big dance,” it’s the profession that every elf aspires to. And that is to build toys in Santa’s workshop.” — Papa Elf
69. “What about this: a tribe of asparagus children but they’re self-conscious about the way their pee smells.” — Eugene
70. “I’m getting too old for this.” — Santa
The End
I hope these Elf quotes have lifted your holiday spirits up, because they sure have mine!
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