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120 Awesome Cookie Quotes To Make You Wanna Bake Some

<strong>120 Awesome Cookie Quotes To Make You Wanna Bake Some</strong>

Here are some lovely cookie quotes for all those who enjoy this sugary treat coming in all sizes, shapes, and tastes, to highlight the beauty of this baked good that may take one’s mind away from the troubles of the world!

1. “No matter how bad your day is, when you start talking about cookies or cakes or pies, or you bring someone cookies, there’s just not bad news. The worst news is, ‘Hey, there’s sugar in that.” — Christina Tosi

 when you start talking about cookies or cakes or pies, or you bring someone cookies, there's just not bad news

2. “And then yes, it happens, the cookies that come out of the box change your gaze. A kind of switch that turns on happiness.” — Fabrizio Caramagna

3. “I think baking cookies is equal to Queen Victoria running an empire. There’s no difference in how seriously you take the job, how seriously you approach your whole life.”— Martha Stewart

4. “You can’t be a smart cookie if you have a crummy attitude.” — John C. Maxwell

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5. “If you can’t change the world with chocolate chip cookies, how can you change the world?” — Pat Murphy

If you can't change the world with chocolate chip cookies

6. “Opening the door upon arriving home from school to the heavenly aroma of freshly baked cookies leaves an indelible print in one’s mind.” — Jean Pare

7. “I am a picky eater. By that, I mean, I love to pick the raisins out of oatmeal raisin cookies, the chips out of chocolate chip cookies, the white side off of black and white cookies, and the vanilla center out of Oreos.” — Dylan Lauren

8. “The general definition of cookie — a small flat or slightly raised cake — is an inadequate and even misleading, given the fact that America`s favorite dessert has assumed so many incarnations, so many sizes, and shapes and flavors.” — Martha Stewart

9. “Cookies are known around the world as biscuits, keks, teacakes and biscotti, and everyone has a favorite.” — Jean Pare

10. “You can be miserable before you have a cookie, and you can be miserable after you have a cookie, but you never be miserable while you are eating a cookie.” — Ina Garten

You can be miserable before you have a cookie

11. “The pleasure lies not in the cookies, but in the pattern the crumbs make when the cookies crumble.” — Michael Korda

12. “Life is a box of cookies. You know those tin boxes with assorted cookies? There are always those you like and those you don’t. When you start taking all the good ones right away, then only the ones you don’t like remain. That’s what I always think in moments of crisis. I better get these bad guys out of the way, then everything will be fine. So life is a box of cookies.” — Haruki Murakami

13. “When the going gets tough, the tough make cookies.” — Erma Bombeck

14. “We always try to remember that at the end of the day, it’s just cookies. Don’t stress that hard because it’s a terrible thing to take home with you.” — Christina Tosi

15. “Today I will live in the moment, unless it is unpleasant, in which case, I will eat a cookie.” — Cookie Monster

Today I will live in the moment

16. “People have got to learn: if they don’t have cookies in the cookie jar, they can’t eat cookies.” — Suze Orman

17. “Joy and sorrow are like milk and cookies. That’s how well they go together.” — Neil Gaiman

18. “A plate of cookies is a great way to end dinner and really nice to share at the holidays.” — Bobby Flay

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19. “Cookies are made of butter and love.” — Norwegian proverb

20. “Funny how one good cookie could calm the mind and even elevate a troubled soul.” — Dean Koontz

Funny how one good cookie could calm the mind and even elevate a troubled soul

1. “Baking cookies is comforting, and cookies are the sweetest little bit of comfort food. They are very bite-sized and personal.” — Sandra Lee

Baking cookies is comforting

2. “I was raised by a gaggle of women who all loved to bake. Dessert always existed after any savory meal. I was raised with cookies on the plate, brownies in a Tupperware container, and so on.” — Christina Tosi

3. “I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them.” — Jared Padalecki

4. “I use nothing but the best ingredients. My cookies are always baked fresh. I price cookies so that you cannot make them at home for any less. And I still give cookies away.” — Debbi Fields

5. “When I was about to graduate, I asked myself, ‘What could you do every day and never get sick of?’ My answer was really simple: Make cookies.” — Christina Tosi

What could you do every day and never get sick of

6. “That’s it, the secret is this: you have to use your hands.” — Oracle

7. “I do not know how I developed an interest for baking. If I am not shooting, I head back home and start baking my favorite cakes and cookies.” — Radhika Pandit

8. “Should you make cookies? Do you already have cookies you are having trouble getting rid of? Yes: make cookies. No: make cookies.” — Unknown

9. “Life is better with fresh baked cookies.” —  Unknown

10. “If baking is any labor at all, it’s a labor of love. A love that gets passed from generation to generation.” — Regina Brett

it's a labor of love

1. “Sometimes me think, what is love? And then me think love is what last chocolate cookie is for. Me give up last chocolate cookie for you.” — Cookie Monster

love is what last chocolate cookie is for

2. “Fortune cookies are a good idea. If the message is positive, it can make your day that much better.” — Yao Ming

3. “When you’re down and feeling worse, keep a cookie in your purse.” — Unknown

4. “If people would only look to the cookie, all our problems would be solved.” — Jerry Seinfeld

5. “Grandmothers can always be counted on to produce sweets, cookies, and candies that seem to taste nicer from her than from anyone else.” — Elizabeth Faye

Grandmothers can always be counted on to produce sweets

6. “Sometimes me think, “What is Friend?” Then me say, “Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.” — Cookie Monster

7. “Cookies that enter your heart, one sliver of chocolate at a time.” — Fabrizio Caramagna

8. “If someone ate your cookies, then you are not alone.” — Unknown

9. “My grannies would both bake things like shortbreads and cookies. I think whenever I smell those kinds of things, it really takes me back to my childhood.” — Curtis Stone

10. “There’s a large part of me that’s four years old. I wake up in the morning, and I know that somewhere there’s a cookie. I don’t know where it is, but I know it’s mine and I have to go find it. That’s how I live my life. My life is amazingly filled with fun.” — Newt Gingrich

There’s a large part of me that’s four years old

11. “My favorite color is cookie.” — Unknown

12. “I want to take all our best moments, put them in a jar, and take them out like cookies and savor each one of them forever.” — Crystal Woods

13. “Whatever their true beginnings, fortune cookies are one of the few contemporary manifestations of wisdom writing, the ancient forerunner of the aphorism.” — James Geary

14. “My good morning has hair that smells like milk and cookies.” — Unknown

15. “Some days should be spent on the balcony, watching the rain through the tea vapors. Eating heart-shaped cookies.” — Unknown

Some days should be spent on the balcony

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16. “If we had just one cookie, I’d give you the bigger half.” — Unknown

17. “I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me — animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy.” — Maria Shriver

18. “There’s nothing more reassuring to kids than a plate of their favorite chocolate chip, oatmeal, or peanut butter cookies.” — Lauren Chattman

19. “It doesn’t matter what the question is. Cookies are the answer.” — Unknown

20. “What children need most are the essentials that grandparents offer in abundance. They give unconditional love, kindness, patience, humor, comfort, life lessons. And most importantly, the cookies.” — Rudy Giuliani

What children need most are the essentials that grandparents offer in abundance

21. “Every cookie is a sugar cookie. A cookie without sugar is a cracker.” — Gary Gulman

22. “Cookies are happy because that is their job. Making those you know and don’t know happy. They tell people you care.” — Brent M. Jones

23. “National cookie day is every day in this house.” — Unknown

24. “If you know cookies are your weakness, don’t even bring them in the house because, like me, you will eat them.” — Rachel Hollis

25. “Reach as high as you can, then reach a little higher. There, you will find magic and possibility. And maybe even cookies.” — Marc Johns

Reach as high as you can, then reach a little higher

26. “It’s much harder to be sad while eating a cookie.” — Jane Lee Logan

27. “I’m in charge of how I feel, and today I feel like eating cookie dough.” — Unknown

28. “Cookies are like duct tape. They can fix everything.” — Unknown

29. “I don’t share the blame. I don’t share credit. And I don’t share cookies.” — Unknown

30. “Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world, had cookies and milk about three o’clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap.” — Barbara Jordan

Think what a better world it would be

1. “Christmas cookies can’t help but be retro — they are memory first, sugar-flour-egg-redhot-gumdrop-sparkle reality second.” — Dana Goodyear

Christmas cookies can't help but be retro

2. “What about Santa’s cookies? I suppose ‘parents’ eat those, too?” — Will Ferrell

3. “My sister, mom, and I always make holiday treats like Christmas cutout cookies and red and green chocolate chip cookies.” — Devon Windsor

4. My family, as you can probably guess, was more into Christmas cookies and not so much the fruitcake. — Christina Tosi

5. “I love to make Christmas cookies, chocolate chips, peanut butter cookies, pecan pies, coconut macaroons, fruitcakes.” — Divine

I love to make Christmas cookies

6. “Classic Christmas cookies are really time-consuming. Instead, make a bar you can bake in a pan and just cut up, like a brownie or a blondie or a shortbread, which still has that Christmas vibe.” — Zooey Deschanel

7. “Christmas cookies and happy hearts, this is how the holiday starts.” — Unknown

8. “My favorite part was when my grandfather and I would make a special trip to Firpo’s Bakery for red and green Christmas cookies and fruitcake studded with the sweetest cherries I’ve ever tasted. Usually, Firpo’s was too expensive for our slim budget, but on Christmas mornings, they gave a discount to any children who came in.” — Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni

9. “The Grinch better have my cookies ready!” — Unknown

10. “All we need is some Christmas cookies and holiday cheer loud enough for all to hear.” — Unknown

All we need is some Christmas cookies and holiday cheer loud enough for all to hear

1. “I absolutely love making chocolate chip cookies. I mean, it’s fun. It’s exciting. Beyond the fact that I love making them, I love eating them.” — Debbi Fields

I absolutely love making chocolate chip cookies

2. “One of the best things in life — warm chocolate chip cookies.” — Unknown

3. “I have days when I say, ‘I’m going to have five chocolate chip cookies today.’ I’ll have a salad every day, but every week, I have a cheat day.” — Melissa Etheridge

4. “I love chocolate chip cookies — really anything with chocolate will do!” — Laura Wilkinson

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5. “I’m addicted to chocolate chip cookies. I mean that seriously. If there are chocolate chip cookies, I will devour them.” — Hasan Minhaj

I'm addicted to chocolate chip cookies

6. “In the cookie of life, friends are the chocolate chips.” — Salman Rushdie

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7. “No one can sleep if a bunch of chocolate chip cookies sings all night in the cupboard.” — Snoopy, Charles M. Schulz

8. “Most chocolate chip cookies don’t contain enough chocolate chips.” — Judith Olney

9. “Whenever I have even a spare second, I’m in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers.” — Karlie Kloss

10. “Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.” — Woody Paige

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues

1. “A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back.” — Unknown

A cookie a day keeps the sadness away

2. “If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three cookies in your pocket and then give Fido only two.” — Phil Pastoret

3. “A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.” — Barbara Johnson

4. “The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won’t take it, but somebody always does.” — Bill Vaughan

5. “Thank you, Denmark, without your cookie boxes, we wouldn’t know where to put the needles and threads.” — Unknown

without your cookie boxes, we wouldn't know where to put the needles and threads

6. “If you lose count of how many cookies you ate, the calorie intake ceases to exist. True story.” — Frank Lero

7. “My grandmother, Erminia ‘Minnie’ Morocco, treated cookies like a form of currency.” — Chris Morocco

8. “I was really freaked out when I heard that Cookie Monster was going to be changed to Veggie Monster, but that turned out to be a lie.” — Elizabeth Meriwether

9. “I once broke up with a boyfriend because he couldn’t tell the difference between milk-only cookies and both tea and milk cookies.” — Unknown

10. “Diet is that thing when you eat 70 gr. of pasta in white, but then with the coffee you devour 80 cookies.” — Unknown

Diet is that thing when you eat 70 gr. of pasta in white, but then with the coffee you devour 80 cookies

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11. “You are old when the number of pills you take in the morning exceeds the number of cookies you soak in milk.” — Unknown

12. “I always wanted to appear strong and in control. Then the cookie began to crumble.” — Chris Evert

13. “C is for cookies. That’s good enough for me.” — Unknown

14. “I would love to eat my body weight in chocolate chip cookies, french fries, and peanut butter, but I don’t. I choose not to. That’s on me, just like it’s on me if I choose to do it.” — Gunnar Peterson

15. “Taking pictures is like tiptoeing into the kitchen late at night and stealing Oreo cookies.” — Diane Arbus

Taking pictures is like tiptoeing into the kitchen late at night and stealing Oreo cookies

16. “Who needs astrology? The wise man gets by on fortune cookies.” — Edward Abbey

17. “Cookie dough is 100% worth the risk of salmonella.” — Unknown

18. “Remember, s*x is like a Chinese dinner. It ain’t over ’til you both get your cookie.” — Alec Baldwin

19. “I’m not Mr. Nice Guy, I’m a tough cookie.” — Thomas Muster

20. “I could totally go for a cookie right now, but I won’t because the kids are home, and that means I’d have to share.” — Unknown

I could totally go for a cookie right now

1. “I was not a mother like the others. I didn’t make cookies. You can buy cookies, but not love.” — Raquel Welch

I was not a mother like the others

2. “Nothing is more effective than sincere, accurate praise, and nothing is more lame than a cookie-cutter compliment.” — Bill Walsh

3. “My weak spot is laziness. Oh, I have a lot of weak spots: cookies, croissants.” — Anthony Hopkins

4. “You do not have to depend on any junk food if you have these cookies in your bag all the time. They are light to consume, and you will be able to control your unnecessary hunger.” — Ted Alling

5. “I’m a baker. I’m really good at muffins. I’m really good at banana bread. I’m really good at making cookies. I’m really good at making biscuits — all the really bad stuff.” — Molly Sims

I'm a baker

6. “My cheat days are bread, bread, bread, and cookies. I love bread!” — Jessie James Decker

7. “I have a major weakness for Oreo cookies and David Yurman jewelry.” — Frankie Grande

8. “Sometimes we can’t close a box of cookies, let alone with the past.” — Unknown

9. “I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies.” — Carmen Electra

10. “I was dramatically shaped by my aunts and grandmother because they convinced me there was always a cookie available.” — Newt Gingrich

I was dramatically shaped by my aunts and grandmother

11. “Bread pudding makes me weak. I have been known to be moved to tears by cookies and ice cream, and ribs are a spiritual experience for me.” — Bill Rancic

12. “No human being deserves to find an empty cookie bag in the morning.” — Unknown

13. “Every time I baked cookies for people as a kid, it made me so happy. But when I was in culinary school and working in fine-dining restaurants, that was not a thing.” — Christina Tosi

14. “You are the milk to my cookies.” — Unknown

15. “Cookie: Formerly a sweet cupcake, which we accepted with pleasure. Today: a ridiculously salty little computer file, which must be vehemently refused.” — Luc Fayard

Formerly a sweet cupcake

16. “I brought a teaspoon of tea to my lips, in which I had soaked a piece of madeleine. But at the very moment that that sip mixed with biscuit crumbs touched my palate, I started, attentive to what was extraordinary in me.” — Marcel Proust

17. “What good is having all of the cookies when you can’t eat anymore?” — Anthony T. Hincks

18. “I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas, but what I decided to do was to fulfill my profession, which I entered before my husband was in public life.” — Hillary Clinton

19. “Words fashioned with somewhat over precise diction are like shapes turned out by a cookie cutter.” — Peter De Vries

20. “I make the best oatmeal cookies in the world ever, but I don’t make them often because it’s not fair… towards other cookies.” — From the movie “Friends”

I make the best oatmeal cookies in the world ever

To Conclude

I hope you liked my collection of cookie quotes that capture just how much joy these desserts bring us.

They might even inspire you to bake some yourself!And if you have some good cookie recipes, do share them with us in the section below. We would love to get some new sweet goodies to try!

120 Awesome Cookie Quotes To Make You Wanna Bake Some