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The 140 Cheesiest Country Pick Up Lines That Really Work!

The 140 Cheesiest Country Pick Up Lines That Really Work!

Here’s something special for all the cowboys and cowgirls out there: a collection of the best country pick up lines anywhere on the web. Let’s take a look!

Top Country Pick Up Lines

1. You lost, ma’am? Heaven’s a ways away from here.

Heaven’s a ways away from here

2. You’re hotter than a tin roof in August.

3. I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.

4. Oh, baby, when I’m around you, I can’t think straight.

5. Cowboy up!

6. Baby, you are finer than a new set of truck tires.

7. Slap some bacon on these biscuits, and let’s get going. We’re burning daylight.

8. Baby, you must be a broom cause you just swept me off my feet.

9. Wanna see my scars?

10. Here’s my number, call me when you need a few bucks.

call me when you need a few bucks

11. Ain’t nothing in the whole wide world like a Southern Girl.

12. You sure have white teeth, you must brush em!

13. Dayum, you’re hotter than Mexico. Tijuana, go out with me?

14. Are you a good cuddler? I might let you join my gang.

15. Are you from Tennessee? Because baby, you’re the only 10 I see.

16. Tell me, honey ham, did it hurt when the devil spit you up, and you landed here?

17. Are you and your friend interested in a little team roping?

18. You’re under arrest! (For what?) For stealing my heart.

19. You’re finer than a frog hair split four ways.

20. Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?

Do you believe in love at first sight

See also: 80 Love At First Sight Messages And Quotes For Your Loved Ones

Romantic Country Pick Up Lines

If you’re looking for a smooth pick up line to show how romantic you are, then these romantic country pick-up lines are perfect for you.

1. I’ll fall for you like a blind roofer.

I’ll fall for you like a blind roofer

2. I was wondering if you could tell me: If you’re here, who’s running Heaven?

3. I’m Fallin’.

4. Happy trails to you till we meet again.

5. Spending the night with me will be an experience you’ll never forget.

6. I want to sing with the cactus and see your beauty shine across the desert, my dear cowgirl.

7. I want to become like those heroes of Texas who will protect your innocent heart at all costs.

8. You should probably know that I am one of the cowboys who will never ever break your heart.

9. Hey, girl, if you wear cowboy boots, will you ranch dressing?

10. Me and you. Country music, cowboy boots, and pickup trucks.

Me and you

11. Do you realize we’re this country’s biggest tourist attraction? You’re the Angel, and I’m Fallin’.

12. The Sheriff wants to arrest me. Can I hide in your house?

13. Want to saddle up for a ride with me later?

14. You can spur me all night long.

15. Why don’t we go back to my home on the range, and I’ll show you how the deer and the antelope play.

16. No, it can’t be bought. It’s something you’re born with. That’s what country is.

17. And especially for the m/m lovers.

18. If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

19. I’d run into a circle pit for an entire job for a cowboy set just to be with you.

20. Besides, the scenery would brighten considerably if you came along.

the scenery would brighten considerably if you came along

21. Your hair is just about as purdy as that squirrel I skinned this morning. And it smells just as good!

22. You can go with me to the dark places where the bandits lurk, and the cowboys laugh in vain.

23. We can run away with my dark horse and live in our own paradise for the rest of our lives.

24. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would kiss you in the barn.

See also: 40 Hilarious Alphabet Pick-Up Lines To Impress Your Crush

Cheesy Pick Up Lines

For those of you who prefer cheesy pick-up lines, I’ve prepared a bunch of them. Take a look!

1. You are prettier than a beer truck pulling up in the driveway.

You are prettier than a beer truck

2. I can give you the wildest rodeo ride.

3. Want to go outside and get some fresh air with me? You just took my breath away.

4. Are both of those teeth real?

5. I just shot a man for smiling at me. Wanna get hitched and steamboat away.

6. How’s the border control at Djibouti? I´d like to get in.

7. Your eyes are worth at least 100 horses.

8. I’ll be in Intensive care later. Why don’t you drop by?

9. Your peroxide blonde hair looks good, but I would like to see if you are a true blonde.

10. That’s right, girl. I’d like to have a stable relationship with you.

I’d like to have a stable relationship with you

11. Ain’t no rodeo clown that can keep me off you, baby.

12. I just got back from fishin’. Wanna see my rod?

13. Howdy, need a ride?

14. I’ve got quick hands, a fast horse, and strong arms that can hold you tight all night long, my love.

15. I won this belt buckle.

16. Did it hurt, when you fell off your horse?

17. Ropes, spurs, leather, gloves – even if I weren’t a cowboy, yet talking about a good time.

18. I hope you’ve good balance because we’re going riding and you’ll be riding bareback.

19. Mississippi.

20. Yeah, I own my home; it’s on the back of my truck.

Yeah, I own my home

21. I can hold my liquor but kissing you would make me weak at the knees.

See also: 100 Awesome Kiss Pick Up Lines To Help You Get A Kiss

Southern Pick Up Lines

1. Saddle up, baby, it’s gonna be a long ride.

Saddle up, baby

2. I devoted my life to get to this country. Now that I am here, I will devote my life to show you love & affection.

3. I think the vastness of this desert seemed to be as immense as all of my passionate love for you.

4. Let’s go fishing, I’ll be the rod, you be the fish, and later on, we’ll hook up!

5. Are we in an old western? Because I’m about to ride you off into the sunset.

6. My love for you is like diarrhea. I can’t hold it in.

7. Let’s go out, and I’ll do to you what neither of these candidates will do to the country.

8. We might be Bonnie and Clyde right now, but I just want to ride the horse with our little guns.

9. Ain’t no rodeo clown that can keep me off you, baby.

10. Wanna go back to my place and check out my gun collection?

Wanna go back to my place

11. If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.

12. Is your daddy a thief? ‘Cause he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

13. Hey, girl – I’m the best rider in the country.

14. Hey babe…wanna drive my big truck?

15. Can I put my gun in your holster?

16. You’ve got a lot of beautiful curves, but your smile is absolutely my favorite.

See also: 170 Fantastic Smile Pick Up Lines To Make Them Giggle

Country Pick Up Lines Tinder

These country pick-up lines are perfect Tinder conversation starters.

1. I have a very strict gun control policy: if there’s a gun around, I want to be in.

I have a very strict gun control policy

2. Girl, I want to foal-fill your needs.

3. You must be a hell of a thief, because you managed to steal my heart from across the room.

4. How about me and you go play dress-up?

5. Wow, when God made you, he was seriously showing off.

6. You must be a cross country course because you take my breath away.

7. Well, hey there, darling, wanna see my lasso?

8. I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.

9. Run if ya want, Missy, but I’ll have you hog-tied quicker than you can say ‘stay away from me you Skoal-chewin’freak.’

10. You know, when I said “Howdy Cowgirl,” I didn’t think it would work.

I didn't think it would work

11. Hey baby, I’ve got a living quarters trailer with a big bed in the front.

12. You look like you know how to have a good time. Been on any adventures lately?

13. You sure make me wish I hadn’t crapped my pants when that bull charged.

14. Hey girl, watch this.

15. What has 142 teeth and holds back the wildest ride ever?

16. Roses are red. Mud is brown. Country music up. Tailgate down.

17. You’re hotter than asphalt on a summer day.

18. Apart from hot, what do you do for a living?

19. Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.

20. On a scale of one to America, how free are you after the show tonight?

how free are you after the show tonight

21. That’s right, I said, ‘AND the horse you rode in on.’

22. Damn, you’re hotter than Mexico. Tijuana, go out with me?

23. Wanna go somewhere a little darker?

See also: 130 Best Dark Pick Up Lines To Show Off Your Twisted Side

Country Pick Up Lines For Him

If you’re a cowgirl trying to impress a guy, these catchy country pick-up lines will help you steal his heart!

1. Don’t flatter yourself, cowboy. I was staring at your truck.

I was staring at your truck

2. I’m a tan-legged Juliet. Will you be my redneck Romeo?

3. If yer gonna regret this in the morning, we kin sleep til afternoon.

4. I don’t need a knight in shining armor. A sweet boy in old blue jeans will do just fine.

5. I must say guys with tattoos and boots make me bite my lip and want to do dirty things!

6. I am cooking out, so if you want some juicy sausage, come on over.

7. Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but your truck is awesome. Can I ride, maybe?

8. Hey, baby, do you come here often? / Hey, baby, now, what’s your sign?

9. I ain’t ever seen a country boy with tires on his truck this high.

10. Honey, I need a belt buckle this large to keep from gettin’ arrested in Mississippi.

I need a belt buckle this large

11. Here’s my card. Call if you need a buck.

12. Is there a mirror in your heart? Because I can see myself in it.

13. I’m not usually religious, but when I saw you, I knew you were the answer to my prayers.

14. I’d say God bless you, but it looks like he already has!

15. Country girls get work done and ain’t afraid to get their hands dirty.

Country Pick Up Lines For Her

Hey cowboy, here’s something for you. Impress your crush using one of these awesome country pick-up lines!

1. Get ready, little lady. Hell is coming to breakfast.

Get ready, little lady

2. You know what they say about a cowboy with a large belt buckle.

3. I just got back from fishin’. Wanna see my rod?

4. Hey, I just realized this, but you look like my next girlfriend.

5. I am amazed that you are indeed a cowgirl as you have already stolen our hearts in this room.

6. Would you and your friend like to get some team roping?

7. You look good in that lumberjack shirt, but I would like to see you out of it.

8. You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty’s only a light switch away.

9. Oh, you live in the country…I’d like to check you for ticks!

10. Country boys don’t need pick-up lines cause they’ve got pick-up trucks.

Country boys don’t need pick-up lines

11. That’s right, girl. I’d like to have a stable relationship with you.

12. Howdy, need a ride?

13. Them calves of yours sure look like they could use a bit of ropin’.

14. Your eyes are as blue as a window cleaner.

15. Hey babe, want some offspring from the Father of Our Country?

16. Boy, if you wanna know the things I’ve been thinking / You’d be meeting me outside.

17. What size boot do you wear, girl?

18. Hey baby, wanna go back to my place? Mamma said you had to be home by ten anyway.

19. Hey, girl, if you wear cowboy boots, will you ranch dressing?

20. Your daddy must be an outlaw because you are such a bad girl.

Your daddy must be an outlaw because you are such a bad girl

21. You can never know what you can do with every bit of movement of yours, my lovely cowgirl.

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In Conclusion

Thank you for stopping by. I hope you enjoyed reading this article.

Did you find the perfect country pick-up line? Let me know which one was your favorite in the comments section below.

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Until next time!

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