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120 Cute And Funny Marvel Pick-Up Lines For Marvel Fans

120 Cute And Funny Marvel Pick-Up Lines For Marvel Fans

Life is too short for boring pick-up lines that don’t work.

If you want to start a conversation in an original way, do check out this collection of marvel pick-up lines!

Top Marvel Pick-Up Lines

1. Hey, are you Ironman’s daughter? Because I love you 3000.

2. Roses are red, violets are blue, I will rule Asgard with a queen like you.

3. Did you use my scepter? Because you’re taking over my heart.

4. If a spider’s bite can make you a spiderman, would you bite me just to let me be your man?

5. Wanna know why they call me “Fantastic”?

6. Forget about world domination, I only want to dominate you.

7. Hey, are you the god of mischief…? Because you’re Loki, the prettiest person I’ve seen on this app.

8. You can get caught in my web any day.

9. My shield can block anything, but it couldn’t stop you from finding a way to my heart.

10. You’ve smashed your way into my heart.

11. I love you from the bottom of my arc reactor.

12. Are your eyes a gateway to the quantum realm? Because I could get lost in them for years.

13. I may be a god, but you’re a full-on goddess.

14. I must be made of magnet, cause I’m attracted to you

15. You must be a fly, ’cause I want to wrap you up and take you to my web.

16. Destiny calls; our date is inevitable.

17. They say Thor is the only one who can wield his hammer. Well, you are the only one who can have my heart.

18. You light up my world like nobody else.

19. Hey, what do you & I have in common with Wakanda? We’re forever, baby.

20. Damn girl, are you Stan Lee? Cuz I think you’re Marvel-lous.

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Cute Marvel Pick-Up Lines

That was just the beginning! Here are even more amazing, cute, and catchy marvel-pick up lines.

1. I’d tear apart the nine realms for a kiss from you.

2. Hey, did it hurt?[Wait for them to ask ‘did what hurt’] When you fell from Asgard… because you’re clearly a god(dess).

3. My spidey senses tell me you’re going to fall for me harder than Gwen Stacy. (Oof!)

4. Hey, are you from the MCU? Coz you are Marvel-ous.

5. If you’re lady liberty. Can I be your Captain America?

6. You will never be a god. Because you are already my Goddess.

7. Hey, are you from Asgard? Because you look truly out of this world.

8. Hey, are you Sue Storm (or Johnny Storm)? Because you are definitely fantastic.

9. Just call me Hawkeye because you’re the bulls-eye, and his arrow never misses.

10. It looks like you’ve been caught in my web…of love.

11. Baby, are you metal shrapnel? Because I feel you in my heart.

12. I want to trap you in my web and never let go.

13. Your savior is here!

14. Trust it or not, I wasn’t generally as marvelous as I am today.

15. I love you three thousand.

16. Every spider man needs a Mary Jane, can you be my Mary Jane?

17. I have a lot of experience catching women who’ve been thrown off their feet. Feel free to fall.

18. You’re the stars on my spangled banner.

19. I can already tell from your pictures that you’re a Marvel fan. [Wait for them to ask why] Because darling, you look Marvel-ous.

20. You can call me MC… because all I need is U.

21. I am Groot. [Wait for them to be confused] Oh, sorry, you don’t speak Groot. I just gave you the most stunning and poetic compliment ever written. You should probably go out with me.

22. I think you and me are the 22nd film in the MCU…By that, I mean I think we’re Endgame.

23. Are you from the 1940s because I’d love to have a future.

24. Spiderman came all the way down here to tell me I dropped his phone number.

25. What do the soul stone and my love for you have in common? Both are for infinity.

26. Well, I definitely don’t need Mjolnir to tell me that you’re definitely worthy.

27. Call me Gwen Stacy because wow, I just fell so hard.

28. Hey, do you know if there are any crimes happening nearby? [Wait for them to ask why] Just wanted to make sure it’s you that’s making my spidey senses tingle.

29. My spidey sense isn’t the only thing tingling.

30. They don’t call me incredible Hulk for nothing!

31. No man can win every battle, but no man should fall without a struggle. And babe, I am falling for you.

32. I can do this all day.

33. Let’s go higher, further, faster, baby.

34. Babe, are you a lady Loki variant because you have just enchanted my mind away.

35. We save as many as we can to make up for the ones we couldn’t. That’s all we do. And babe, I will save you from this club tonight.

36. As soon as I walked in, my spidey senses started to tingle. Care to explain that, my lovely lady?

37. Are you my purpose? Because you’re glorious.

38. Why drive when we can swing?

39. I plan to fire off all these web fluids by the time this night is over, care to dance?

40. I am burdened with glorious purpose. To take care of you.

41. They don’t call me the Mighty Thor for no reason.

42. You can trust one thing. I love to be right. And I want you.

43. I want to make a spider woman out of you and make you mine.

44. I’m not Thor, but I can be your kiss guardian.

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Funny Marvel Pick-Up Lines

Starting a conversation with a funny pick-up line is always a good idea. If you manage to make them laugh at the very beginning, you’ll have their attention. People love being made to laugh!

Pick the one you like the most and give it a try.

1. I wanna be a superhero, should I be Spiderman, Batman, or Your man?

2. This Captain America has been frozen in ice for ages. Wanna warm me up?

3. I’m a Thor on the streets and a Loki in the sheets.

4. Hey, can you be my Thanos? Because I’d like your snap.

5. Have you ever had shawarma? [Wait for reply] There’s a shawarma joint about two blocks from here. I don’t know what it is, but I wanna try it.

6. You haven’t turned me down yet, so just like Ant-Man…. I’ve got hope.

7. Hey, are you an Avenger? Because I think we should assemble. My place, tomorrow maybe?

8. Wow, are you a vibranium synthezoid? Because you’re a Vision.

9. Hey, do you want to go out next week? Or should I just Hex us into being a married couple in Westview living out the golden eras of sitcoms together…?

10. Hey, are you the latest Marvel movie? Because I honestly wanna spoil you.

11. Hey, what do Thanos and our future date have in common? Both are inevitable.

12. Go on a date with me and Tony Stark’s bodyguard won’t be the only one who’s Happy.

13. Hey, is your name Sam Wilson? Because you’re Falcon stunning.

14. Hey, are you an infinity stone? Because I’d do anything to get my hands on you.

15. Wow, a profile like yours… honestly, that’s one in 14,000,605.

16. Roses are red, violets are blue, I can wield Mjolnir, but am I worthy of you?

17. You’re so hot, you’re breaking my circuits!

18. I’m like cupid, baby, I’ll shoot you with my arrow of love.

19. I’ll give you my arc!

20. On a scale of one to America, how free are you this weekend?

21. High five, oops I guess you’re now stuck with me.

22. You must be a bad girl because my Spidey senses sure are tingling south.

23. Are you made of fluorine? Because you make me react to everything!

24. Drop your socks and get your Crocs, let’s go on a ride.

25. I’d like to see your one-eyed fury.

26. Seventy years on ice left me with a lot of catching up to do. I’d like to start with you.

27. Did I mention I have radioactive blood?

28. I may succumb to your pelvic sorcery.

29. Every step you take, every move you make, I’ll be watching you.

30. Call me Nick Fury, because I’ve got my eye on you.

31. Make my “Spidey Sense” tingle, baby!

32. Knock knock. Who’s there? Hulk. Hulk who? Hulk smash his way into your heart?

33. I’m ready for things to get really hardcore, even if you wanna blow up some moons.

34. Hey girl, I will travel through all of Spider-verse until I find a universe where you belong with me.

35. Superman may be from the DC universe, but you’re a Marvel, girl.

36. Are you Thor’s sister, coz you’re hela fine.

37. Have we met before? I must have seen your variant in the past.

Avengers Pick-Up Lines

Here are some more amazing pick-up lines inspired by The Avengers. Check them out!

1. Do they call you the Hulk? ‘Cause you’re pretty incredible.

2. So, which Avenger is your favorite? [Wait for them to answer] Cool. Mine’s Scarlet Witch… Because I Wanda know if you’ll go on a date with me…?

3. Go out with Hulk. Don’t. Make. Hulk. ANGRY.

4. When I saw you, I knew that God had truly blessed America.

5. If you’ll be my Pepper Potts, I’ll be your Tony Stark (Iron Man).

6. Hey, have you ever wanted to be an Avenger? Cool, cuz one night with me, and you’ll be Thor tomorrow.

7. This Captain America has been frozen in ice for ages. Wanna warm me up?

8. You’re the only person I don’t see better from a distance.

9. No one has a crush on me. I’m too strong to be crushed.

10. Will you be my… Iron Maiden?

11. Ever hook up with a god? Didn’t think so.

12. With me, you’ll never have to sleep in the dark.

13. You must be Medusa because you seemed to have bewitched me.

14. I brought Thor’s hammer. Wanna see if you’re worthy?

15. I don’t need to summon thunder to light you up!

16. Hey girl, I would ask for Netflix and chill, but my mood says Disney and kiss.

17. I’m Tony Stark. And I’ve saved my best weapon for you.

18. I love you in every universe.

19. Did you know lightning is 5000 times hotter than the sun?

In Conclusion

That was all for today’s article.

I hope you enjoyed reading all these awesome marvel-pick up lines. Which one did you like the most?

Let me know in the comments section below. Also, if you have more exciting pick-up lines, you can share them here.

Thank you for reading, and hope to see you again soon!

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