Prepare to sleigh the caption game this holiday season with clever, funny, and cute Merry Christmas captions you’ll find below!

Top 10 Christmas Captions For The Coziest Season

1. Christmas is in the air, and I’m living for it!

2. Christmas is love in action.

3. Believe in the magic of the season.

4. There’ll be parties for hosting, cocktails for toasting, and caroling sung way out of key.

5. Christmas isn’t a season. It’s a feeling.

6. Merry, bright, and feeling all right.

7. Dear Santa, please refer to my Pinterest boards.

8. May all your sweaters be ugly and bright.

9. Spark and shine, it’s Christmastime.

10. A Christmas to rival any Hallmark movie.

Adorable Christmas Instagram Captions For Your Holiday Cheer

1. Weekend forecast: Hallmark Christmas movies with a chance of baking.

2. On the nice list, for sure.

3. Current location: Our happy place.

4. Glowing under these lights.

5. Caught the Christmas bug!

6. Christmas Magic is in the air.

7. Hot cocoa + holiday movies + family = Christmas.

8. What happens under the mistletoe stays under the mistletoe.

9. Merry everything and happy always.

10. There’s no place like home for the holidays.

11. All I want for Christmas is you!

12. My favorite color is Christmas lights.

13. My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others.

14. May you never be too grown up to search the skies on Christmas Eve.

15. Sending you gingerbread hugs and peppermint kisses.

16. Christmas mode: activated.

17. The snuggle is real.

18. December is my cheat day.

19. Where’s the mistletoe?

20. The feeling’s here that only comes this time of year.

Cute Christmas Captions For Seasonal Charm

1. The mistletoe is our new gathering place.

2. Cuter than an elf on the shelf!

3. The holiday season has cast a spell on me!

4. I love you from head to mistletoe.

5. It’s Christmas jammie time.

6. Kindness is free, so let’s sprinkle it everywhere.

7. Meet me under the mistletoe.

8. Sweeter than your Christmas cookies.

9. Hurry down the chimney.

10. You know it’s Christmas when your wallet is empty but your heart is full.

11. Dreaming of a white Christmas.

12. Jingle bell rockin.

13. Feeling holly-jolly.

14. All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.

15. Let’s laugh all day, play like there’s not tomorrow, and jingle all the way!

16. Homemade happiness feels the best!

17. Time to deck the halls.

18. It’s Christmas every day with you in my arms.

19. It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas!

20. Make it a December to remember!

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Captivating Winter Captions 

1. ‘Tis the season to be freezing.

2. Nothing beats a good snuggle on a cold winter’s night.

3. My magical winter wonderland.

4. Frosty mornings and toasty mugs.

5. It’s a winter-ful life.

6. Our hands may be cold, but at least our hearts are warm.

7. As far as I snow, this was the best winter day yet.

8. The only word I know right now is ‘brrr.’

9. Hot cocoa + fuzzy socks = a cozy winter night.

10. Go out there and earn your hot cocoa.

11. Bright lights, winter nights.

12. Cold never bothered me anyway.

13. It’s only cold if you are standing still.

14. Baby, it’s cold outside.

15. This might be our chilliest adventure yet.

16. Let’s make it a winter to remember.

17. We go together like winter and a sweater.

18. Feeling blessed and sweater-obsessed.

19. Keep calm and winter on!

20. Winter blues and snowy views.

Snow Captions For Frosty Christmas Delights

1. Building snowmen and making memories.

2. Dashing through the snow.

3. You’re never too old for a snowball fight.

4. Snow much fun.

5. Happiness is the first track in fresh snow.

6. A snowflake is winter’s version of a butterfly.

7. It was love at frost sight.

8. You’re my favorite snowflake.

9. When life gives you snow, make snow angels.

10. Up to snow good.

11. There’s no party like a snow party.

12. Feelin’ frosty.

13. There is no such thing as too much snow.

14. There’s snow place like home.

15. Let it snow! Winter is here, and we’re ready for some powder.

16. White lips, pale face, breathing in snowflakes.

17. I’m looking dashing through the snow.

18. Friends don’t let friends play in the snow alone.

19. Powder to the people!

20. A fresh coat of snow makes the world look like it’s covered in glitter.

Christmas Captions For Your Ski Adventures

1. Ski days are the best days.

2. Live, breathe, ski.

3. Rise, ski, repeat.

4. Ice, ice baby.

5. Someone’s on thin ice.

6. My relationship with winter is on thin ice.

7. When it comes to skiing, the question isn’t if but when.

8. Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.

9. Happiness is the view from a ski lift.

10. Me, 11 months of the year: “Slay”. Me in December: “Sleigh”.

11. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a lift pass.

12. Every skier is a morning person on a powder day.

13. Another day, another sleigh.

14. I can’t walk on two feet, but I can balance on thin blades.

15. Start skiing and sharing your moment.

16. Ski more and worry less.

17. Know your limits. Ski beyond them.

18. Who needs wings when you have skis?

19. To ski or not to ski… duh.

20. Snowplows and ski trips, that’s how we roll.

Christmas Tree Captions For Your Holiday Snaps

1. We were all naughty this year, so in case Santa doesn’t show, we took care of it.

2. Rocking around the Christmas tree.

3. Shining as bright as the star on my Christmas tree!

4. O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree, How lovely are your branches!

5. You can find me chillin’ under the tree.

6. Don’t measure your Christmas tree by how tall it is, but how many loved ones you can fit around it.

7. All wrapped up with a bow.

8. You know it’s winter when the tree is the only light in the room.

9. There’s snow place like being by the Christmas tree.

10. Today’s to-do list: snuggle up by the tree with a mug of hot cocoa.

11. Too many decorations? No such thing.

12. Red, green, and glowing.

13. He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.

14. It’s not about what’s under the tree, but what’s around it.

15. Yes, I do consider myself a Christmas tree hugger.

16. The perfect Christmas tree? All Christmas trees are perfect!

17. You are the bow on my present, the sugar on my cookie, and the star on my tree.

18. Gonna go under the Christmas tree to remind my family that I’m a gift.

19. May I present you with our tree scene this year.

20. Taking a photo now because, in the morning, this will be chaos.

Funny Christmas Captions For Instagram

1. Dear Santa … define “nice”.

2. Permanently on the naughty list and loving every minute of it.

3. Dear Santa, is it too late now to say sorry?

4. It’s beginning to *cost* a lot like Christmas…

5. Dear Santa…I can explain.

6. ‘Tis the season for stretchy pants.

7. All my savings just disappeared! Is this what they meant by Christmas wonder?

8. To-do list: Eat, drink, nap.

9. I tried to convince the kids to leave “Santa” a massage certificate this year, but they insisted on going with cookies.

10. One more cookie and I swear I’ll fit in the Santa costume.

11. What I like about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with the present.

12. The Festival of Lights? More like the Festival of Carbs.

13. Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year.  Most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I’ll buy my own stuff.

14. Dreaming of a white Christmas (but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red).

15. ‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring (except for people with kids who still believe in Santa).

16. Three phrases that sum up Christmas are: Peace on Earth, Goodwill to Men and Batteries not Included.

17. There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.

18. I hope the reindeer eat the naughty list.

19. Time to get your fake ‘it’s just what I wanted’ faces ready.

20. It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.

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Christmas Quotes To Be Used As Captions

1. “If there is love in your heart and your mind, you will feel like Christmas all the time.” — Faith Hill

2. “Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love.” — Hamilton Wright Mabie

3. “Treat every day like Christmas.” — Elf

4. “Christmas is like candy; it slowly melts in your mouth sweetening every taste bud, making you wish it could last forever.” — Richelle E. Goodrich

5. “As you get older, your Christmas list gets shorter — because the things you really want can’t be bought.” — Cat Zhang

6. “I wish we could put up some of the Christmas spirit in jars and open a jar of it every month.” — Harlan Miller

7. “Christmas isn’t just a day, it’s a frame of mind.” — Miracle on 34th Street

8. “Christmas waves a magic wand over the world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.” — Norman Vincent Peale

9. “I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.” — Charles Dickens

10. “It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.” — W.T. Ellis

Bottom Line

As you deck the halls and sing your favorite carols, don’t forget to include these Christmas captions in your posts and pics and share some love and laughter with your online community!

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