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Unleashing Wisdom From 90 Greatest Lilo & Stitch Quotes

Unleashing Wisdom From 90 Greatest Lilo & Stitch Quotes

Lilo & Stitch, Disney’s 2002 animated masterpiece, has touched the hearts of millions of people around the globe, offering heartwarming quotes we can all relate to.

In this article, you’ll discover the timeless wisdom contained within the Lilo & Stitch quotes that’ll inspire and entertain you.

Let’s go!

10 Best Lilo & Stitch Quotes

1. “I know, Stitch is the best. I wouldn’t trade him for anything or anybody.” ― Lilo

Lilo dancing in a green outfit representing the best Lilo & Stitch quote

2. “This is my family. I found It, all on my own. It’s little and broken, but still good. Yeah. Still good.” — Stitch

3. “Stitch not bad. Stitch fluffy!” — Stitch

4. “Sometimes you try your hardest. But things don’t work out the way you want them to. Some things have to change, and maybe, sometimes they are for the better…” — Nani

5. “I may not be a doctor, but I know there’s no better cure for a sour face than a couple of boards and some choice waves. Whatcha think?” — David Kawena

David Kawena surfing representing the best Lilo & Stitch quote

6. “You are my Ohana, Stitch. And I’ll always love you.” — Lilo

7. “Stitch, for one. He’s a royal pain, but he’s loyal, and he’d never ever ever do anything that would hurt you. That’s a true friend.” — Nani

8. “Stitch is troubled. He needs desserts!” — Lilo

9. Rescue lady: “You have to think of a name for him.”                                                             
Lilo: “His name is… Stitch.                                                                                                        
Rescue lady: “But that’s not a real name…in… Iceland. But here it’s a good name! Stitch it is.” — Lilo & Stitch

10. “Ohana means family. Family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten.” — Various Lilo & Stitch characters

Lilo and Stitch dancing on the beach

See also: Top 80 Family First Quotes That Emphasize Its Power

Inspirational Quotes From Lilo & Stitch

1. “Our family’s little now, and we don’t have many toys. But if you want, you could be a part of it. You could be our baby, and we’d raise you to be good.” — Lilo

Lilo playing guitar to Stitch on a hammock

2. Lilo: “Don’t leave me, okay?”                                                                                              
Stitch: “Okay.” — Lilo And Stitch

3. “No! You can’t take her! I’m the only one who understands her! If you take her away, she won’t stand a chance!” — Nani

4. “Elvis Presley was a model citizen. I’ve compiled a list of his traits for you to practice. Number one… is dancing!” — Lilo

5. “I’ll tell you what. If you promise not to fight anymore, I promise not to yell at you, except on special occasions.” — Nani

Nani standing with her hands crossed

6. “Earth is a protected wildlife reserve. Yeah, we were using it build the mosquito population, which, need I remind you, is an endangered species!” — Pleakley

7. “It’s sandwich day. Every Thursday I take Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich.” — Lilo

8. “A falling star… I have to make a wish!” — Lilo

9. “Let me illuminate to you the precarious situation in which you have found yourself. I am the one they call when things go wrong, and things have indeed gone wrong.” — Mr. Cobra Bubbles

10. “Lilo, if they only liked you because you had a cute pet, then who needs them? You have to trust your real friends.” — Nani

Nani standing in orange top and blue trousers

11. “You know, you wreck everything you touch. Why not try and make something for a change?” — Lilo

12. “Look! A mosquito has chosen me as her perch. She’s so beautiful. There’s another one and another…It’s a whole flock. They like me…they’re nuzzling my flesh with their noses.” — Pleakley

13. “I eat all four food groups, and look both ways before crossing the street… and take long naps.” — Lilo

14. Nani: “I promise to never let work keep me away from you again.”                                    
Lilo: “Okay! And I promise never to become a fugitive from justice again!” — Lilo & Stitch

15. “Every year, Nani hides our Christmas presents. It’s my job as a little sister to find them. It’s another Hawaiian Christmas tradition!” — Lilo

Lilo playing guitar and Stitch laying in a hammock

16. “Nobody gets left behind. That’s my family motto.” — Lilo

17. “Okay, that’s enough sugar for you! Why don’t you run along now, you little cutie? The other social workers just thought she was a scream.” — Nani

Famous Lilo & Stitch Quotes

1. “Oh good! I was hoping to add theft, endangerment, and insanity to my list of things I did today!” — Pleakley

Pleakey holding a Woki Toki

2. Captain Gantu: “Place that idiot scientist under arrest.”                                                        
Jumba: “I prefer to be called ‘Evil Genius’.” — Lilo And Stitch

3. “My name, Stitch.” — Stitch

4. “Don’t worry. She likes your butt and fancy hair. I know. I read her diary.” — Lilo

5. “I’ll put you back together again, I’ll make you taller… and not so fluffy!” — Jumba

Jumba with his mouth open

6. Nani: “I shouldn’t have yelled at you…”                                                                                 
Lilo: “We’re sisters… It’s our job.” — Lilo & Stitch

7. Gantu: “Ah! You’re vile; you’re foul; you’re flawed!”                                                           
Stitch: “Also cute and fluffy!” — Lilo & Stitch

8. “Hello, Cobra Bubbles? Aliens are attacking my house.” — Lilo

9. “No more caffeine for you.” — Lilo

10. “It’s nice to live on an island with no large cities.” — Nani

Nani making a sarcastic face

11. “Uh-oh. Badness coming on.” — Stitch

12. Pleakley: “Don’t we look marvelous?”                                                                             
Jumba: “Frankly, my dear, I do not give darn.” — Lilo & Stitch

13. “Ooooh. I hope it doesn’t come here. His impression of ex-wife is very scary!” — Jumba

14. “Oh douga mee patooki!” — Stitch

15. “I got a new dog. His name is Stitch.” ― Lilo

Lilo and Stitch on a hammock

16. “Yay for extraterrestrial puppy!” — Lilo

17. “Stitch not bad! Was scary dolly!” — Stitch

18. “Blue punch buggy! No punch-back!” — Stitch

19. Nani: “… something that won’t die. Something… sturdy… you know?”                              
Lilo: “Like a lobster!”                                                                                                                 
Nani: “Lilo, you lolo! Do we have a lobster door? No! We have a dog door! We are getting a dog!” — Lilo & Stitch

20. “Wanna play Battle of the Greek City-States? Stitch and me can be the fierce Spartans, and you can be the decadent Athenians.” ― Lilo

Lilo playing guitar on a hammock and Stitch laying next to her

21. “Don’t run. Don’t make me shoot you. You were expensive.” — Dr. Jumba Jookiba

22. Grand Councilwoman: “How do you plead?”                                                                  
Jumba: “Not guilty! My experiments are only theoretical, and completely within legal boundaries.” — Lilo & Stitch

23. Nani: “Oh, you are such a pain.”                                                                                          
Lilo: “Then why don’t you sell me and buy a rabbit instead?”                                                  
Nani: “At least a rabbit would behave better than you!”                                                             
Lilo: “Good! Then you’ll be happy cuz it’ll be smarter than me too!”                                                
Nani: “And quieter!”                                                                                                                    
Lilo: “You’ll like it cuz it’s stinky like you!” — Lilo & Stitch

24. “You are so finished when I get in there! I’m gonna stuff you in the blender, push “puree,” then bake you into a pie and feed it to the social worker! And when he says, ‘Mmmm, this is great, what’s your secret?’ I’m gonna say…’Love… and… nurturing…’” ― Nani

25. “So you’re from outer space? I hear the surfing is choice.” — David Kawena

David Kawena surfing and smiling

26. “Spinny chair. Make me dizzy.” — Stitch

Sad Quotes From Lilo & Stitch

1. “We’re a broken family, aren’t we?” — Lilo

Lilo hugging Stitch

2. “Starving yourself won’t bring him back, Lilo.” ― Nani

3. “Leave me alone to diiiiie.” ― Lilo

4. Nani: “Please don’t do this.”                                                                                                   
Mr. Cobra Bubbles: “You know I have no choice.” — Lilo & Stitch

5. “If you want to leave, you can. I’ll remember you though. I remember everyone that leaves.” ― Lilo

Lilo and Stitch in a hug

6. “It’s me again. I need someone to be my friend. Someone who won’t run away. Maybe send me an angel! The nicest angel you have.” — Lilo

7. “Can Stitch say goodbye?” — Stitch

Memorable Lilo & Stitch Quotes 

1. “If I give Pudge tuna, I’d be an abomination!” — Lilo

Lilo and Stitch dancing near a fruit market

2. “My friends need to be punished.” — Lilo

3. “Created something? Ha! But that would be irresponsible and unethical. I would never, ever, make more than one.” — Dr. Jumba Jookiba

4. Nani: “CIA?”                                                                                                                             
Mr. Cobra Bubbles: “Former. Saved the planet once. Convinced an alien race mosquitoes were an endangered species.” — Lilo & Stitch

5. “And you like me better as a sister than a rabbit, right?” — Lilo 

Lilo and Stitch dancing and smiling

6. “He was an orphan and we adopted him!” — Lilo

7. “His destructive programming is taking effect. He will be irresistibly drawn to large cities where he will back up sewers, reverse street signs, and steal everyone’s left shoe.” — Dr. Jumba Jookiba

8. “I know that’s why you wreck things and push me.” — Lilo 

9. “Oh, we can’t do that. Uh-uh. That would be misuse of galactic resources.” — Pleakley

10. “I like you better as a sister than a mom.” — Lilo

Lilo and Stitch making dance moves

11. “You are built to destroy. You can never belong.” — Jumba

12. “I’m sorry I bit you…and punched you in the face.” — Lilo

13. “Aliens are all about rules.” — Mr. Cobra Bubbles

14. “I think it might be a koala… an evil koala. I can’t even pet it, it keeps staring at me like it’s gonna eat me.” — Nani

15. “Look at him, Lilo. He’s obviously mutated from something else! We have to take it back!’’ — Nani

Nani standing with her eyebrow raised

16. “I’m late because I had to go to the store and get peanut butter ’cause all we have is…is. Stinking tuna…Pudge controls the weather.” — Lilo

17. “Thus far you’ve been adrift in the sheltered harbor of my patience…” — Mr. Cobra Bubbles

18. Lilo: “Can’t you go any faster?”                                                                                         
Nani: “Oh no, gravity is increasing on me!” — Lilo And Stitch

19. “Using a girl as a shield. This is low, even for you.” — Jumba

20. “Hey! Three days ago, I bought Stitch at the shelter. I paid two dollars for him. See this stamp? I own him. If you take him, you’re stealing.” — Lilo

dancing Lilo and Stitch

21. Lilo: “Did you lose your job because of Stitch and me?”                                                     
Nani: “Nah. The manager’s a vampire. He wanted me to join his legion of the undead.”            
Lilo: “I knew it!” — Lilo & Stitch

22. “SANDWICHES? Oh, when I get back, 625 is fin… hmm, bacon and raisin! Just like “Mu-mu” used to make!” — Gantu

23. Nani: “I can’t sleep with that thing loose in the house.”                                                       
Lilo: “You’re loose in the house all the time, and I sleep just fine!” — Lilo And Stitch

24. “So you claim to have been sleeping the whole time. Nice alibi. By the way, I’m being sarcastic.” — Pleakley

25. “This is you, and this is your badness level. It is unusually high for someone your size.” — Lilo

Lilo and Stitch on a fruit stand dancing

26. Jumba: “Uh, one question: If we win, do losers have to be our slaves for life?”                 
Lilo: “Of course not!”                                                                                                            
Jumba: [shrugs] “Is how we play team sports on my home world!” — Lilo & Stitch

27. “Oh, can’t complain, Mom. I’m camping out here with a convicted criminal. And, uh, oh; I had my head chewed on by a monster!” — Pleakey

28. “Badness level: defcon mango.” — Stitch

29. “Help! I don’t like the ocean! Ahh! Oh, look, a friendly little dolphin. They helped sailors during the war… It’s a shark! It’s a shark and it ain’t friendly! Looks like a dolphin… Tricky fish! Tricky fish! Octopus, will you please help me? An octo… the octopus is worse than the shark! I hate this planet!” — Pleakley

30. “You’re touching me, I’m touching you, because that’s touching.” — Lilo

Lilo and Stitch at the fruit stand

Wrapping It Up

I hope my list of the best Lilo & Stitch quotes has reminded you of the importance of love, family, and friendship and the valuable life lessons hidden in this endearing story.

Unleashing Wisdom From 90 Greatest Lilo & Stitch Quotes