You may think pick up lines are lame and don’t work, but I’m here to prove you wrong with this collection of the best coffee pick up lines ever!
Author’s Roast: 20 Best Coffee Pick Up Lines
1. “I better cut back on caffeine because my heart beats fast enough around you.”
2. “Can I buy you a coffee sometime?”
3. “Do you need more sugar or am I sweet enough?”
4. “I like my coffee black too. You and I should discuss this common interest over these drinks.”
5. “I do not like coffee, but your scent plus the aroma of coffee is irresistible.”
6. “I will keep you warmer than any Starbucks ever has. Seriously though, would you like to cuddle?”
7. “I can feel something brewing between the two of us.”
8. “Hold the sugar, please, because you’re sweet enough for me.”
9. “Cappuccino never gets old, just like my love for you.”
10. “This coffee is steaming up my glasses, or is that just you?”
11. “Darling, I’m interested not just in how you like your coffee but also in the tiniest details about you.”
12. “I really wish I could be your coffee mug so that I could kiss your lips every time.”
13. “That latte art is nothing compared to the masterpiece sitting in front of me.”
14. “Coffee gives me a brighter vision. I can see my future and guess who is there… cups of coffee and you.”
15. “Can I be the cream to your coffee?”
16. “You’re like the scent of coffee. You get me out of bed in the morning.”
17. “No amount of Starbucks Coffee could keep me awake as you do.”
18. “You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.”
19. “I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.”
20. “You’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.”
Best Coffee Pick Up Lines
1. “I do not have caffeine in my system, but you managed to make my heart jump.”
2. “You roast my heart!”
3. “You’re like my coffee. You keep me up all night.”
4. “If you need to take it slow, I can cold-brew.”
5. “I am addicted to two things only, first coffee, and next is you.”
6. “I will buy you coffee every day if you would give me that smile every time.”
7. “This must be decaf cause you’re just dreamy!”
8. “If you were my favorite drink, I’d give you the cup of excellence because you’re the best.”
9. “I want to be the crema on top of your espresso, which makes it a bit more exciting.”
10. “Your beauty jumpstarted my heart like only a cup of ristretto could in the past.”
11. “Drown me with your love just like a vanilla pod drowned in coffee in your favorite drink.”
12. “Bored with your drink? I know how to spice that up. Come with me?”
13. “Take that coffee away. It is about to get real steamy in here.”
14. “I like my drink iced, but I don’t mind drinking it hot if you’re the one who prepared it.”
15. “Girl, I can be the rum or whisky, the twist you want in your drink.”
Coffee Pick Up Lines Tinder
1. “My coffee is really hot, but you’re hotter.”
2. “If you were ground coffee, you’d be Espresso cause you’re so fine.”
3. “Girl, you’re making me a high-maintenance Starbucks customer because you’re extra hot, and I like it.”
4. “You are just the way I like my coffee. Tall, dark, and strong.”
5. “How many coffee beans do you think go into one espresso shot?”
6. “I love women that can appreciate good coffee.”
7. “Doesn’t the smell of coffee and hip-retro music want to make you fall in love?”
8. “You are way fresher than green coffee beans.”
9. “I don’t mind making Moccaccino for you every day if I get to converse with you like this.”
10. “Do you prefer French Press or Bialetti for your morning coffee?”
11. “Hey, they call me coffee cause I grind so fine.”
12. “Wanna go on a doppio date?”
13. “They say coffee and cigarettes are good together but I know a better combination, you and I.”
14. “Gloria? That’s the name of my favorite drink, coffee with a little bit of brandy or rum.”
Funny Coffee Pick Up Lines
1. “I love the way you espresso yourself.”
2. “Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are almost what I ordered.”
3. “I bet you get asked out on a latte of dates.”
4. “Do you know how I feel when there is no coffee? Depresso!”
5. “I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.”
6. “Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.”
7. “If you are an espresso shot, I would be so addicted to you that I have to attend the Coffee Anonymous program.”
8. “Here is my number. Caramel, maybe?”
9. “Affogato do my chores when you are here.”
10. “I’ve been thinking a latte about you.”
11. “I’m soy into you.”
12. “I like you a latte, mocha it a date?”
13. “Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!”
14. “Bean mine.”
15. “Baby, chai-know you’ve been thinkin’ ‘bout me.”
16. “I’ve got a love story for you: Long black meets flat white.”
Coffee Shop Pick Up Lines
1. “Can I get all of you instead of some sugar?”
2. “The barista may have forgotten your name, but I sure haven’t.”
3. “Nope, I am ordering decaf because my heart is already palpitating because you are here.”
4. “Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.”
5. “Do you believe in love at a first sip, or should I take another?”
6. “Can you watch my laptop for a minute? I’ll buy the next round of caffeine.”
7. “Hey there, did you make a request for some little extra whip?”
8. “Well, hello there. How do you brew?”
9. “I’m pretty sure the last ten books I’ve read have all been in coffee shops. I don’t even know if I’m literate at home anymore.”
10. “I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.”
11. “Black coffee? A purist. Here’s my stamp of approval.”
12. “Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. it’s not as hot as you.”
13. “Can you add a number to my order?”
14. “My coffee isn’t hot enough! Could you hold it for a while?”
15. “Can you deal with me? I am hotter than your coffee.”
16. “Excuse me, but my Chai gave me an awful tongue burn. I think I need mouth-to-mouth.”
17. “My coffee hasn’t kicked in yet, so I can’t think of anything charming to say.”
18. “I can perfect your drink, and I am also good at other things that can make you feel good.”
19. “Coffee, tea, or just more of me?”
20. “Want some non-dairy creamer?”
21. “I don’t mind making mochaccino for you every day if I get to converse with you like this.”
22. “I will make a lot of latte art if that would make you happy.”
23. “If you want dark roast or other technique, just name it. I’ll gladly do it for you.”
24. “Is that a steam wand in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?”
25. “Do you want me to grind that for you?”
Conclusion
I bet these coffee pick up lines cheered you up and made you laugh!
You see, there’s nothing lame about using a funny pickup line. It works, I promise.
Pick the one you like the most and give it a try next time you see your coffee crush.
Good luck!
