If you’ve been looking for the wittiest pick up lines, particularly Christian pick up lines, look no further because I’ve collected the very best ones from the web!
My Favorite Christian Pick Up Lines
1. What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
2. If you and I were together, even Moses’ staff would have trouble splitting us apart!
3. So, last night I was reading the book of Numbers, and then I realized that I don’t have yours.
4. I would part the Red Sea for you.
5. I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.
6. It makes my head spin to see you serve food to those homeless people. You’re such a servant.
7. You and me, we’re like loaves and fishes. We just might be a miracle together.
8. You just broke a commandment by stealing my heart.
9. Hey girl, whenever I read Proverb 31, I think about you.
10. Hey girl, you deserve a shoulder massage… you’ve been carrying that cross around all day!
Cheesy Christian Pick Up Lines
1. Here I am, the answer to your prayers.
2. God was just showing off when he made you.
3. Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
4. Hey girl. Don’t worry. I’ll be sure to sit next to you during the prayer so that we can hold hands.
5. I feel like God’s telling me that you should go on a date with me.
6. How’s your walk with the Lord? Let’s share our hearts.
7. Hey girl. I heard Jesus called you. Mind if I do the same?
8. Is your name virtue? Because you garnish my thoughts unceasingly.
9. Hey girl. Unfortunately, I can’t perform miracles, and I only have enough fish and bread for two people…
10. Let’s scan the Bible and pick out baby names.
11. I arrange the substantial Christian section of my bookshelf into alphabetical order. Coffee?
12. I just have this feeling that God put us both on the same mission trip for a reason.
13. I think it’s cute when we’re in the car and you turn down the music when a swear word is coming up.
14. I have a bible verse tattoo, it’s permanent, it’s also in ancient Greek.
15. Look, you’re nearly 22. Most Christians are three years into marriage by now…just settle for me.
16. I’m no Joseph, but I’m having trouble interpreting the dreams I’ve been having about you.
17. If we were around with Noah… then you, me… pair!
18. Like the Bible says, I guard my heart. And you just set off my security alarm.
19. Is it hot in here or is that just your Holy Fire?
20. Is your name Grace? Because you are amazing.
Funny Christian Pick Up Lines About God And Religion
1. Let me sell you an indulgence because it’s a sin to look as good as you do.
2. I may not have a job right now, and I may live in my parent’s basement, but I swear to you I’m storing up treasure in Heaven and my mansion is gonna rock.
3. King Solomon may have been wise… but I’m more of a one-wife guy myself.
4. 7 plagues is nothing compared to what I’d go through for you.
5. You must be Egyptian because I’m a slave for you.
6. I’d marry Leah if it meant I’d also get to marry you.
7. Don’t walk away, babe. You may not think I’m perfect but Jesus thinks I’m to die for.
8. Are you hot or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside you?
9. Hey girl, God commands us to be fruitful and multiply. What do you say?
10. If you got any hotter, God would have to send another flood.
11. Aye girl. Gimme Psalm of that.
12. I can’t wait to see your body of Christ. When are you gonna ask me to church?
13. I’d love to show you 50 shades of grace…
14. You are so unblemished that I would sacrifice you.
15. You’ve been waiting for God to grant you the desires of your single heart, and I’m certain to satisfy them.
16. God told me I can break my fast for you.
17. You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
18. You really are a fisher of men. And baby, you just reeled me in.
19. Hey girl, your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Gilead.
20. I know Moses parted the Red Sea, but baby ain’t nothing parting you and I.
Clever Christian Pick Up Lines
1. Your name must be Milk or Honey… ‘cuz you feel like something I was promised.
2. Doesn’t the Bible say to ‘greet one another with a holy kiss’?
3. Hi. My name is Will… God’s Will.
4. Do you need prayer? Because I’m certainly willing to lay hands on you.
5. The devil has been lying to me too much of late, let’s hook up and pray about it.
6. Hey girl. Bathsheba had nothing on you.
7. Let’s remix the Songs of Solomon together, we’d make a great jam.
8. Are you one of Job’s daughters? Because you’re twice as beautiful as any other girl I’ve ever seen.
9. I feel strong around you, are you Joy?
10. How about we break bread and drink some wine together?
11. Let’s get lunch together, Jesus paid the price.
12. What’s your name and number so I can add you to my “prayer” list?
13. Did you say your name was Esther? Oh, I guess I just think you were chosen for such a time as this.
14. I would feel comfortable reading the song of Solomon with you.
15. God takes only 10% of my income, let’s make a paradise together with what’s left.
16. I’m a Proverbs 32 kind of guy and you’re a Proverbs 31 kinda woman.
17. Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
18. I don’t want to be nailed on the cross but I can take a few strokes for you.
19. How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?
20. Are you Rachel? Because I would serve your father for 14 years to be with you.
Corny Christian Pick Up Lines
1. I didn’t believe in predestination until tonight.
2. You. Me. Song of Songs: The Remix.
3. Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives… because he never met you.
4. My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know Him, Jesus, yeah, that’s his name.
5. Pray here often?
6. I’d make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
7. The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. So I’ve prayed, and here you are.
8. Your heart for worship is extremely attractive. The way that you sing your heart out and throw your hands in the air… gracious.
9. So, my parents are home, you wanna come over?
10. My favorite commandment is the one about “loving one another.”
11. Is your name Faith? ‘Cause you’re the substance of things I’ve hoped for.
12. Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
13. We talk a lot about being spirit-led. Well, the spirit led me straight to you.
14. I have familiarized myself with all 5 love languages, in fact, I invented 4 of them.
15. I’m usually not very prophetic, but I can see us together.
16. I mentioned you in my testimony.
17. I’m interested in full-time ministry, and not only that… I also play the guitar.
18. The Bible says to hold fast that which is good. How ’bout a hug?
19. Yup, just as I thought, you’re Made in Heaven.”
20. I didn’t know angels flew this low.
Amusing Christian Pick Up Lines
1. You can call me pharaoh because I won’t let you go.
2. My spiritual gift is my good looks… it lifts people’s spirits.
3. I would leave 99 sheep to come and find you… and then I would carry you home joyfully on my shoulder.
4. Is this the transfiguration? Because you are glowing.
5. The Bible says to think about whatever that’s pure and lovely… so, I’ve been thinking about you all day.
6. I put the “stud” in Bible study.
7. I just don’t feel called to celibacy.
8. I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I’ve converted to divine revelation.
9. My name is Joshua… and I’m about to teardown your walls… around your heart.
10. Hey girl, am I on the road to Damascus? ‘Cause your beauty is blinding!
11. I’ve been reading Joshua, but how many times do I have to walk around you before you fall for me?
12. Bible-Gateway happens to be my homepage.
13. Hey, you can call me Joseph ‘cause I’m going to Mary you someday.
14. God created the world in 7 days, but it only takes 7 digits to change mine!
15. Baby, you’re just like water, except Jesus turned you into fine!
16. I know it’s absurd, but every time I walk toward you, it feels like I’m being led to Bethlehem.
17. Damn girl, are you a religious scripture? ‘Cause I want to constantly misinterpret you for my own benefit.
18. How about you and I go light a candle together?
19. Hey, look! Matching Bible covers!
20. For you I would slay two Goliaths!
To Wrap It Up
That’s all for today! I hope you loved my brilliant collection of 110 Christian pick up lines!
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Until next time!
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