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90 Cute & Funny 31st Birthday Quotes For Your Loved Ones

90 Cute & Funny 31st Birthday Quotes For Your Loved Ones

These cute and loving 31st birthday quotes are perfect for wishing your loved ones the happiest 31st birthday.

They say 31 is the new 21; a time when we enter a completely new phase of our lives.

You’re still young, but wiser and with more experience. I would say this is the time when you start really living your best life.

If you want to wish your friend, partner, or family member an amazing 31st birthday, this article is here to help you.

I present to you the 90 most heart-warming, cute, and cool 31st birthday quotes on the web!

Let’s dive in!

Top 20 31st Birthday Quotes

1. “You light up the room just by being there and that is saying something about you. Happy 31st b-day!”

You light up the room just by being there

2. “Thirties or twenties, you will always be beautiful inside and out. Happy thirty-first birthday!”

3. “And it’s a special day for a special person. You proved yourself a great friend and were always there for me. I love you. Enjoy your thirty-first birthday!”

4. “At the mere age of 31, your achievements are so towering and jaw-dropping that they seem impossible to everyone. I hope you continue to nail your goals and keep making us proud. Happy birthday to the craziest 31 years old.”

5. “Your presence in my life has brought me countless happy memories and today on your 31st birthday I would just like to say that I want you in my life forever. Happy birthday, sweetheart.”

Your presence in my life has brought me countless happy memories

6. “Warmest wishes to you on your very special day. I hope that you continue to change the lives of others with your positivity, love, and beautiful spirit.”

7. “May 31 be the age you rediscover yourself. Have fun!”

8. “This day deserves a celebration because it took you 31 years to get here! I hope you have the most amazing day with your family and all your loved ones. That includes me, right? Happy birthday!”

9. “Another year has passed in your life, making you even wiser and stronger. Let your age not age your spirits. I wish you a very happy thirty-first birthday.”

10. “Celebrating all you have been, all you’ve become, and all you’re yet to be! Happy 31st birthday!”

Celebrating all you have been, all you’ve become, and all you’re yet to be!

11. “Through the years you have remained as beautiful as ever and I wish you a happy 31st birthday!”

12. “Words alone are not enough to express how happy I am that you are celebrating another year of your life! My wish for you on your birthday is that you are, and will always be, happy and healthy! Don’t ever change.”

13. “As you’re turning 31, may the blessings of this year be greater than that of the last year.”

14. “God bless you on this special day and all throughout your life. May God’s loving-kindness guide you and protect you always. You are beautiful and brilliant and kind, and you deserve all the wonderful things in this world. I love you, my sweet daughter. Happy 31st birthday!”

15. “Today is a special day, let me wear this beautiful birthday crown. Happy 31st birthday to me!”

Today is a special day, let me wear this beautiful birthday crown.

16. “May guardian angels watch over you today and always. Happy birthday, best friend.”

17. “May everything that makes you happy finally be yours today. Have the most wonderful 31st birthday. You deserve it. I love you!”

18. “A person with a beautiful soul is turning 31. Congrats, my friend.”

19. “31 looks so great on you. Happy birthday.”

20. “You look so fabulous as always! No one would believe that you’re 31! Have the best today, my sweet friend. I wish that all your wishes will come true. Happy 31st birthday.”

You look so fabulous as always!

Happy 31st Birthday Messages To Daughter

1. “Nothing has changed. You are still the beautiful blessing that we all received 31 years ago. Stay as sweet, beautiful, and talented as you are. God bless you! Happy birthday.”

You are still the beautiful blessing that we all received 31 years ago.

2. “Happy 31st birthday to my daughter whom I love and adore so much. Always remember how much you are loved. Enjoy your special day!”

3. “I know how important your career is, so I wish you good luck and a happy birthday! Happy 31st birthday daughter, blessings continue in your life because you really deserve it.”

4. “With each year I’ll love you more. Remember that your best years are still ahead of you and I’ll be there for every up, down, and between. Happy 31st birthday, dear daughter!”

5. “Today I would just like to wish you the best as you step into a new phase of your life. May God guide you through this phase and attain all the good things. Happy birthday, my daughter.”

6. “Birthday greetings to the daughter. I always thank God for his blessings and best of all I don’t have to keep you guessing. For it’s you my love, my life, and my heart. On your birthday and every day, only the best you will see!”

7. “I’m making a very special birthday wish to the most amazing person and an incredible, wonderful daughter. Happy thirty-first birthday!”

8. “Light the candles with the fire of your dreams and celebrate this special day in a special way. Have a splendid birthday, my daughter!”

9. “At 31, you just opened the gateway to great opportunities in your life. A bigger dream awaits you. Life is an adventure, let yours not stop at 31. I wish you all the finest things in life. Happy thirty-first birthday!”

10. “I can’t believe that the cute little baby I was holding years ago is now 31 years old. Where did all the time go? Life really is fleeting, so make as many happy memories as you can starting with this day. Have the best day. I love you! Happy birthday!”

Where did all the time go

11. “You are my doll, such a cute doll for whom I want and pray for all the world’s happiness. May it be for you! Wishing you happy birthday my daughter!”

12. “God bless you on this special day and all throughout your life. May God’s loving-kindness guide you and protect you always. You are beautiful and brilliant and kind, and you deserve all the wonderful things in this world. I love you, my sweet daughter. Happy 31st birthday!”

13. “Happy birthday to the most beautiful 31-year-old woman – my daughter.”

14. “I pray that you never get shattered in your life! May you be a girl of sheer determination! Wishing happy birthday to my dear daughter!”

15. “I have watched you grow into this beautiful and incredible woman that you are today. I must have done something right in my life to have a great daughter like you. Stay happy, sweetheart. May this birthday be the most special one yet. Have a great 31st birthday.”

16. “No matter how many birthdays you celebrate, you will always be my beautiful little princess. I will always have your back. I love you, sweetheart. Happy 31st birthday, and may you have more birthdays to come.”

17. “Wishing my daughter a beautiful day. Hopes and dreams I’m sending your way. May all be good and all come true on this very special day for you.”

18. “To my most amazing daughter, may all your dreams come true today as you celebrate 31 years of life. All my dreams and wishes came true the day you were born. Did you know that? I love you with all my heart. Thank you for making every day of my life special. Happy 31st birthday.”

19. “For 31 years I have watched you grow up. I have always admired you for your spirit and your passion. May your special day sparkle as brightly as you. God bless you, my darling! Have the most amazing birthday.”

20. “You are my life’s celebration and my source of happiness every day. No matter how old you become, you will always be my daughter, and you will always be the best thing that ever happened to me. God bless you today and all the days of your life. Happy 31st birthday, and here’s to many more birthdays.”

You are my life’s celebration and my source of happiness

Happy 31st Birthday Wishes For Son

1. “Happy 31st birthday to my amazing son. May you always find happiness in everything that you do and in all the people in your life. I pray that you never lose your smile because your smile surely makes anyone’s day brighter. Stay happy and blessed. I love you always.”

May you always find happiness in everything that you do

2. “No matter how old you grow, you will always be mama’s boy, and mom will love you the same. Happy birthday, my precious.”

3. “Dear son, the fact that you have achieved so much in just 31 years seems impossible and yet so amazing…I would like to extend my heartiest wishes on your birthday and I pray to God that you achieve a lot more in the years to come.”

4. “Today is a gift from heaven that tells you to continue, everything will be fine, darling.”

5. “Has it really been 31 years already? That means I am ancient! The good thing is that I don’t feel ancient because I have a son like you who constantly keeps me on my toes. Thank you for always making me feel young at heart. I love you, my son. Happy birthday!”

6. “At one point in time, I used to be your hero and the source of inspiration. Now, it’s the exact opposite. Time flies so quickly and so do you, my pilot son. Happy birthday my boy!”

7. “It’s a new morning, a new start to your life. May you have a special birthday this time and have a great life ahead! Happy thirty-first birthday, big boy!

8. “Dear son, not many people will tell you that turning thirty actually opens a lot of doors for amazing opportunities. And yes, some back pain and migraine too. Do so much hard work today that you can benefit in your old age. Happy 31st birthday to my amazing son!”

9. “Son, no matter how old you get, you’ll always be my little prince. Hope you have a truly wonderful 31st birthday.”

10. “Your presence in my life has brought me countless happy memories and today on your 31st birthday I would just like to say that I want you in my life forever. Happy birthday, my dear son.”

I would just like to say that I want you in my life forever

11. “I think you are the most important person in the world. Continue like this and you will be in Forbes.”

12. “Congratulations son on turning 31 and entering the life stage where you will pretty soon be bombarded with real-life challenges and completely harsh experiences. Don’t worry, I will be with you all the time to guide you like a perfect torch-bearer. Happy birthday, son!”

13. “My dear boy, I know you have accomplished everything in life. Still, if you still need anything or any support, we will always be there to have your back. Happy 31st birthday to the best son in the world!”

14. “May you always be happy, brave, and strong; and always adored by others wherever you go in the world. Enjoy your life to the fullest. Happy birthday, son!”

15. “My dear lovely son, you have grown up so much but still, you crave so much pampering and attention like a little boy does. May god divine light keep shining on you always. Happy birthday, son!”

16. “Hey son, how are you feeling after stepping into your early thirties? It’s high time for you to settle down and give some cute little grandkids? I am so sick and tired of seeing your face. Jokes apart, happy 31st birthday to my awesome son!”

17. “When you were born, I couldn’t even fathom how much you’d come to mean to me. You are my everything. May your special day be filled with untold splendor. Happy birthday”

18. “Hey son, you have reached an age where you should start thinking about your future and work hard to keep the family’s legacy forward. Happy birthday and we all are proud of you!”

19. “Your birthday always reminds me that I have the most incredible son that I will love forever. Thank you for being so good to me all these years. I am truly blessed. May all your dreams come true this year because you work hard for them and believe in them so much. I love you! Happy 31st birthday!”

20. “Each day on this earth is a precious gift, so we pray you will live your life righteously. Happy birthday, Son. May God keep you in his blessings.”

Each day on this earth is a precious gift

Funny 31st Birthday Wishes

These funny 31st birthday quotes are perfect to put in a birthday card for your friend, sibling, or colleague.

1. “I’m here to see and taste your 31st birthday cake.”

I'm here to see and taste your 31st birthday cake.

2. “You are just 31 yet you have the wisdom and expertise of a 70-year-old man. Let’s party today so hard that all the party lovers of the world feel jealous of you. Obviously, the after-party bills are on you. Happy birthday, mate!”

3. “You get to be the center of attention today! Tomorrow it’s back to me. Happy b-day!”

4. “The best birthday gift is the gift of friendship. So, that is what I got you for your 31st birthday! Don’t worry… I got you a real present too.”

5. “I have heard people say that a person’s looks are affected after they reach 31, but by looking at you I can say that they’re absolutely…..right! Happy 31st birthday, oldie.”

6. “Do people give presents on 31st birthdays? I think that ended on our 30th birthday.”

7. “Conquer the world one cake at a time. Happy birthday!”

8. “On your birthday I’m going to share the secret to staying young: lie about your age.”

9. “I was gonna make you a rum cake but now it’s just a cake and I’m drunk. Happy thirty-one!

10. “Do the candles cost more than the cake? If yes, it’s a pointer that you are getting older.”

Do the candles cost more than the cake

Quotes For 31st Birthday

1. “Now, set things in motion so you can watch things happen later on, I hope you have a nice b-day. Happy 31st birthday, no matter how stormy your life might get, always remember this day.”

set things in motion so you can watch things happen later on

2. “Create a big room for tranquility because you will start getting real-life experiences after your 31st birthday.”

3. “Having a birthday is like reaching a higher peak on a mountain. Pause to admire the view; reflect on how far you have come.”

4. “I guess it’s true that time flies when you’re having fun. Can’t believe we’ve reached this age! Happy birthday.”

5. “Happy 31st birthday, may the blessings keep pouring into your life for you really do deserve it.”

may the blessings keep pouring into your life for you really do deserve it

6. “With each birthday celebration, it is your new life and new beginning celebration. Wishing you a happy birthday!”

7. “Another birthday means your life journey is incomplete, may your path be paved with success and guided by love. Best wishes, my friend”

8. “Birthday is the celebration of your prosperity and blessing to yourself. May you always have it! Wishing you a happy birthday!”

9. “The world is my stage and I have played diligently so far. I hope to display a noble and fierce expression of reign in the years to come. Happy 31st birthday to me.”

10. “A man is not old because of his age, he is old if his heart turns old. So let us overlook the fact that you’ve turned 31 and party tonight as we have never done before. Happy birthday, mate.”

A man is not old because of his age, he is old if his heart turns old.

11. “May this year be so much kinder and more beautiful so that you will mend yourself and heal anything that’s broken in you. I love you so much, sweetheart. You’ll be just fine because you are made of tough stuff. Happy 31st birthday.”

12. “May everything that makes you happy finally be yours today. Have the most wonderful 31st birthday. You deserve it. I love you!”

13. “As you’re turning 31, may the blessings of this year be greater than that of the last year. May everything you desire at 31 come to pass and may everything you hate vanish. Happy 31st b-day!”

14. “Birthdays are a special occasion celebrating your entry into this wonderful world. Enjoy your special day and rejoice in the gift of life, family, and friends.”

15. “I will put a smile on my face and won’t let the troubles of life get me down because it’s my birthday today. A very happy 31st birthday to me!”

I will put a smile on my face and won’t let the troubles of life get me down

16. “They say you lose your memory as you grow older. I say forget about the past and live life to the fullest today. Start with cake. Happy birthday.”

17. “31 is the new 21.”

18. “There is always the one person who makes me happy and that is you. Happy 31st birthday, girl.”

19. “It’s your 31st birthday and another fulfilling year of life, my love.”

20. “Do not forget that life is but an apple so eat it up and enjoy every moment that you can bite. Give your love to other people and you will be surprised to have some of it back too, have fun. Happy 31st birthday!”

Do not forget that life is but an apple so eat it up

In Conclusion

The thirties are when the real fun starts in life.

If your loved one is celebrating their 31st birthday, these happy 31st birthday quotes are just what you need to wish them the most amazing birthday ever.

I hope you liked them! Let me know in the comment section below.

Until next time!

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