20 Most Toxic Instagram Captions To Show Your Dark Side

I do very bad things, and I do them very well.

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face. But with words.

If you don’t like and still watch everything I do, you’re a fan.

I love being me. It pisses off all the right people.

Haters are cute little reminders that you are amazing!

I don't hate you. I'm just not necessarily excited about your existence.

Nope, I can’t go to hell. Satan still has a restraining order against me.

I don’t have the energy to pretend to like you today.

If I was meant to be controlled, I would have come with a remote.

There’s no reason to repeat yourself. I ignored you just fine the first time.

Confuse them with your silence & amaze them with your actions.

Always classy, never trashy, and a little bit sassy.

When a monkey puts on makeup. It is still the same monkey.

Hated by many, wanted by plenty, disliked by some, confronted by none.

Hustle until your haters ask if you’re hiring.

They talk about me because when they talk about themselves, nobody listens.

I want new haters; the old ones became my fans!

“Darling, I’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream. “ — Taylor Swift

I always laugh when people try to hurt my feelings. As if I have any.

I am not a princess who needs saving. I am a queen. I have got this handled.

It’s time to release the devil inside you and spice up your social media game. These toxic Instagram captions will help achieve it!