112 Best Bachelor Party Quotes, Sayings And Captions

A bachelor party is a special event for most grooms and their friends. It's a rite of passage to their new life as a married man. Let's take a look at some of the best bachelor party quotes I managed to find on the internet.

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Top Bachelor Party Quotes

1. "The whole world is strewn with snares, traps, gins and pitfalls for the capture of men by women."  George Bernard Shaw

2. "The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him." — Oscar Wilde

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3. "Bachelor, a peacock; betrothed, a lion; married, an ass."  Spanish proverb

4. "In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar — a practice which is still continued." — Helen Rowland

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5. "Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives."  H. L. Mencken

6. "I was the best man at the wedding. If I'm the best man, why is she marrying him?"  Jerry Seinfeld

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7. "A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once."  Phyllis Diller

8. "Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others."  Oscar Wilde

Bachelor Party Instagram Captions

1. By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

2. Our buddy is getting hitched. It's our turn to paint the town red. So what are you waiting for? Hop in.

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6. A gentleman and a few real good men in a one night party celebration.

7. No more days of single and ready to mingle. And that's reason enough to  P-A-R-T-Y.

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Funny Bachelor Party Quotes And Sayings

1. "A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he's married."  H. L. Mencken

2. "Marriage is three parts love and seven parts forgiveness of sins."  Margaret Mitchell

Cool Bachelor Party Captions

-Twinkle, twinkle, little star, point me to the nearest bar. -I'm single until my fiance drags me home. -Dance floor shining or is it just me? -Alcohol you later.

I hope you liked this awesome list of bachelor party quotes! In case you need more of them, read the full article here.

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