If fishing is your thing, or you have it in common with your crush, this collection of 120 fishing pick up lines will help you sail through that scary first chat!
Best Fishing Pick Up Lines
1. I haven’t measured you yet, but you look like a keeper!
2. You’ve the hook, line, and sinker. I am yours forever.
3. Damn, you’re like an award winning bass. I dunno whether to mount you or eat you.
4. You know I’m da man you been wading for.
5. Hey baby, you wanna cast a line with me?
6. Hey baby, if I were a fish, I’d be hooked on you.
7. Can you check and see if I have a hook in my lip? I think you just hooked me.
8. Babe, tonight I will be your biggest catch.
9. Are you an octopus? Because you octopi my thoughts.
10. I’m all about that bass.
Cheesy Fishing Pick Up Lines To Reel Them In
Cheesy isn’t always bad. I bet you can reel them in with these cheesy fishing pick up lines!
1. I’ve called heaven and told them they must be missing an angel fish.
2. Do your dolphins do any tricks?
3. Come here often? Because you smell fishy?
4. Babe, it’s time to get out of this fishbowl and see the real world with me.
5. Hey girl, Can you show me how to fish?
6. Are you Swedish? Because you’re the sweetish fish in the sea!
7. Have u ever been fishing before? I think we should hook up!
8. Can I fish in your pond?
9. Do you smell like fish? Because I like sushi.
10. Are you Swedish? ‘Cause you the sweetest fish I sea.
11. You’re the only fish in the sea for me.
12. I visited an aquarium today. I saw a fish there and thought of you.
13. Do you have faith in unexplainable adoration, or would it be advisable for me to glide by once more?
14. You’re like an award-winning fish.
15. Is this catch and release, cause I DON’T want to let you go.
Funny Fishing Pick Up Lines To Make Them Giggle
Want to impress your crush with some hilarious fishing pick up lines? It’s a-boat time you checked out these awesome options!
1. Hey girl, tuna round and let me see that bass.
2. I like hookers.
3. I may not be able to do miracles, but I got fish and bread enough for two. Would you like to join me?
4. The rod’s not that big, but I sure know how to wiggle the worm.
5. Nice bobbers!
6. Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch.
7. You can look through my tackle box.
8. You wanna get out of this fishbowl?
9. I have a lucky pole.
10. Hey baby, are you a fish? Because you like FINtastic.
11. Are you farm raised or do you have to be wild caught?
12. Babe, are you a master baiter? Because this fish is yours tonight.
13. Baby, you’re the fish fingers to my custard.
14. Bow ties may be cool, but I think you’re cooler. I swear it on fish fingers and custard.
15. Hey gorgeous, can I pickle your fish?
16. My mollies can produce once and have 15 children, wanna attempt and beat their record?
17. If you were a fish tank, I would tap that.
18. Hey, ever ridden a dolphin?
19. Are you a sea butterfly? Because I’m caught in your trap.
20. Are you Jelly?
21. Are you an archer fish? Because you just spit on me a little while you were talking and I’ve fallen prey to you.
22. You’re a prize-winning fish… I don’t know whether to eat you or mount you.
Fabulous Fishing Pick Up Lines For Her
Feeling flirty? These fabulous fishing pick up lines will definitely reel her in!
1. A shark just ate my girlfriend during our fishing trip. Will you be my new one?
2. Girl, I would never throw you back once I catch you.
3. Excuse me miss, can you check and see if I have a hook in my lip?
4. Excuse me, can you hold my rod?
5. I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So, I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
6. If you were a fly baby you’d be ‘irresistible’.
7. Let me see your fly box.
8. Mind if I reel you in?
9. I’ve got a 9′ rod.
10. My uncle has a drift boat. Just saying.
11. People say you should teach a man how to fish? How about teaching me?
12. There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to catch and mount back home.
13. Wanna come back to my place and scrub algae?
14. There are many fish in the sea, but it’s only you I see with me.
15. Wanna see my big lure?
16. There are plenty of fish in the sea, but you are the only one I am fishing for.
17. You wanna come back and see my minnows?
18. You just reeled me in with your beauty.
19. When you’ve got beauty like yours you don’t need to use bait.
20. We could make BEAUTIFUL fish together.
21. Obviously, there’s heaps of fish in the ocean, yet you’re taking a gander at an attractive land monster.
Cool Fishing Pick Up Lines To Catch That Hottie
If you can’t take your eyes off that special someone, catch their attention with these cool fishing pick up lines:
1. You know the fish isn’t the only catch here.
2. Hey girl, where you fin all my life?
3. Hey, babe, you reeled me over here. So what do you want to talk about?
4. Aren’t you a catch!
5. You should see the size of the one that got away.
6. Hey sweet thang, can I buy you a fish sandwich?
7. You’re on the small side, but I wouldn’t throw you back.
8. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I float by again?
9. I normally fish for trout, but I’ll make an exception for you.
10. If you were a crankbait you would definitely be a sexy shad.
11. Baby, I love the way your caudal moves.
12. Hey girl, you must be 15 inches cause you’re a keeper.
13. Baby, you make my heart jump like the fishes in Lahad Datu Sabah.
14. You just pulled me in with your excellence.
15. At the point when you have magnificence like yours, you don’t have to utilize a lure.
16. I have a fortunate shaft.
17. Fishing with you in September is best because you can’t ‘run-off’.
18. Do you have confidence in all-consuming, instant adoration, or would it be advisable for me to coast by once more?
19. I need someone to help me remove my algae.
20. I hope you get caught when I throw my net.
21. If you follow me to my house, I’ll show you my catfish.
22. You’ve got me hooked and I won’t struggle to come off.
23. Excuse me. Are you Ariel? Because I have a feeling we were mermaid for each other.
24. I bet I could breathe in their waders.
25. Driftin’ with an attractor like you, baby, is always ‘drag free’.
Fish Pick Up Lines To Reel Them In
Here are some more awesome pick up lines your crush will love:
1. I wish you were a fish so I could reel you in.
2. If you were a fish, you’d be an Angelfish.
3. I’d swim the deepest ocean for you. And I’m not just saying that cause I’d do it anyway. Cause I’m a fish.
4. Hey girl, are you a fish? Because we should hook up.
5. I always knew the best catch of my life would be on this river.
6. You know I don’t go fishing often, but you’re quite the catch!
7. You see my friend over there trying to fly fish? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I’M cute.
8. You’re like an award-winning fish. And I want to catch you tonight.
9. Pardon me, yet do you like whales? Since I was imagining that we could “humpback” at my place.
10. Something smells really fishy about this place. You can come over to my place instead.
Dirty Fishing Pick Up Lines For If You’re Willing To Take A Risk
My collection ends with these dirty pick up lines. Beware: these are only for the very boldest:
1. You know, I have the longest rod on this river.
2. Do you like pet shellfish? Because I have a very sweet clam you should pet.
3. You can call me Nemo, because I’m never afraid to touch the butt.
4. Could you hold my eel? Just be careful ‘cause he is a bit slippery.
5. Do you prefer stiff or limp rods?
6. Have you ever had a snook head straight up in your mangroves
7. Do you mind if I put my tackle in your box?
8. Hey babe, let’s do it dolphin style.
9. Hey baby, can you please hold my rod and wait for what happens?
10. Want to see how long my fishing rod is?
11. Hey baby, Can you please hold my rod?
12. How aboat you come back to my place and check out my huge tank.
13. I have a lucky pole. And I think it’s about to get luckier tonight.
14. My pull buoy’s not the only thing that goes between these thighs.
15. I just got back from fishing. Want to see my rod?
16. I wanna hook you on my worm.
17. Want to compare tan lines?
To Wrap It Up
That’s all, folks!
I hope you enjoyed my collection of 120 fishing pick up lines.
It’s your turn to try your luck. Go and get them hooked!
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Until next time!
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