If you’re looking for fun pick-up lines to use on your crush’s special day, this ultimate list of witty birthday pick-up lines for birthday greetings is perfect for you!
Top Birthday Pick Up Lines
1. I didn’t know what to get you for your birthday. How about my heart?
2. Hi, birthday girl. You’re hotter than the flames on your birthday candles.
3. I think there’s something wrong with my eyes. I just can’t take them off the birthday girl/boy.
4. Hey, beautiful. I was wondering if your lips are sweeter than the icing on this cake because they sure look like it. Better let me taste first and confirm.
5. Lucky you’re so beautiful, you made me forget my bad pick up line.
6. I’d say God bless you on your birthday, but it looks like He already did.
7. Can I be the cherry red topping for your birthday cupcake?
8. These overcrowded candles on your cake must be a lie, you don’t look a day over 18.
9. How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?
10. These bright party lights ain’t got nothing on your eyes, baby.
11. So you just started your 28th voyage on Starship Earth. Can I be your co-pilot?
12. Hey, I bet you’re twice as sweet as any birthday cake.
13. Hello, I’m a thief, but I’m not here to steal your birthday presents, I am here for your heart only.
14. I want to request a silly birthday dance with you. Alone. In our birthday suits.
15. Beards can be red, a blade can glow blue, there’s only one precious, and that must be you.
16. Is that the sun coming up, or just the birthday girl shining?
17. Hi, I’m your genie for the night. Can I make your birthday wishes come true?
18. You’re so hot, I bet you could light your birthday candles at 10 paces.
19. I had a bite of your birthday cake and I think it’s off. Does my tongue taste funny to you?
20. Well, I’m here. What are your next two wishes?
21. I’m not the photographer of the party, but I can definitely picture me and you together.
22. Face it. You can blow out your candles, but nothing can extinguish this undeniable spark between us.
23. Was it your plan to match that gorgeous, sparkly party dress with your eyes?
24. I got you this rose ‘cuz I just wanted to show it how incredibly beautiful you are!
25. Hey, birthday girl. There isn’t a word in the dictionary to describe how beautiful you look today.
26. You look beautiful today, just like every other day.
27. For your birthday, I wish I could arrange the alphabet so I could put U and I together, but I got you a lame present instead.
28. I know it’s your birthday, but I still think you should be placed under arrest for stealing my heart.
29. Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute birthday girl kissed me tonight?
30. Want your birthday kiss to be the best ever? I’m here if you need to practice.
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Cute Happy Birthday Pick Up Lines
1. Were you really born on this day? Or did you just fly down from heaven as the beautiful angel you are?
2. So, how does it feel to be the most beautiful girl at this party?
3. I’ll wait until you blow out the candles before I take your breath away.
4. Either you’re a leap-year baby or your birthday candles must be lying.
5. Is it just the birthday party lights, or is it your smile that’s illuminating the room?
6. Your name isn’t even Amen, yet you look like an answered prayer.
7. It’s your birthday, but I’m the one who’s celebrating the most. My new favorite person in the world was born on this day.
8. I chose to wear this shirt to your birthday party. Wanna know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.
9. You’re so beautiful that your birthday should be a national holiday.
10. I know your birthday is only once a year but you’re so special it should be every day.
11. You are like a birthday candle. You light up my life.
12. I wanted to give you all my love for your birthday, but there’s no box big enough to hold it. Besides, it’s already yours.
13. Believe it or not, I never thought I would love anything more than chocolate until this birthday girl walked into the room.
14. Are you a birthday cake? Because you are so sweet.
15. That’s the day when my new favorite person came into the world. Happy birthday, sweetie!
16. Can I bake you a birthday cake? I promise to make it only out of passion and sincerity.
17. I know you have enough breath to blow out your candles because you’ve taken mine.
18. Since it’s your birthday, I’ll take out the trash if you take me to bed.
19. I’d like to kiss your lips till they’re as red as your cake’s frosting.
20. Brace yourself; tonight might just become our best night. Happy birthday, my love.
Flirty & Dirty Birthday Pick Up Lines
1. We’re like cake and icing. You’re sweet and I want to be on top of you.
2. Don’t get me wrong, your dress is gorgeous. But I bet your birthday suit is even better.
3. Are you a birthday present? Because I want to unwrap you.
4. How about we put the birthday cake on top of me and you can eat it off me?
5. Is it your birthday today? How about a birthday kiss?
6. Can we kick up the birthday celebration a notch? I got you a birthday gift, but it’s back at my place.
7. I don’t know how you managed to be both hot and cold but you did it.
8. Come to my place. I guarantee you won’t regret spending the rest of your birthday with me.
9. The surprise doesn’t end after the party. When your friends have left, and all is silent, we’d go on with the wildest part of your birthday party – just the two of us.
10. Happy birthday, baby. All you have to do is unwrap your present – ME.
11. Your sweetness is too much, and I could get cavities.
12. Your birthday party might’ve ended, but the real party’s just begun.
13. My gift will be delayed for a while. Just wait. It will just appear on your doorstep… naked.
14. I would have bought you a pair of pants for your birthday, but I didn’t see the point since they’re gonna come off anyway.
15. What do you get when you mix beauty and hotness and then combine the two with a se*y personality? Well, YOU. Happy birthday.
16. And after the birthday dinner, my darling, shall we go back to my place?
17. I have seen a beautiful dress to gift you on your birthday. But, what’s the point because that will be going to come off.
18. Get ready to be wild with me later. Happy Bday sweety!
19. Great party dress. Too bad I’ll have to rip it apart.
20. You are gorgeous! I bet you look even better in your birthday suit.
21. Forget the birthday cake. I’d like a hot slice of you.
22. Do you believe you are a naughty birthday girl? If yes, I dare you to prove it.
23. Hi, I think you’re missing a party guest. You forgot to invite your pants to come on down.
24. Babe, you’re so hot, I bet you could make creme brulée with just your looks.
25. That birthday dress of yours would look great on my bedroom floor!
26. For your birthday gift, I plan on giving you real wildness and a fun night you’ll never forget.
27. I’ll tell you my gift: I’ll be your most obedient slave for this hot and sizzling night. Happy Birthday!
28. Are you a birthday balloon? Because your booties’ popping.
29. Sorry, I forgot a birthday present for you. But as consolation, I can offer happy birthday s*x tonight…?
30. Hey! The birthday party ended too early. What about having a real party at my place?
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Cheesy Pick Up Lines For Birthday
1. Hey sweetie! I was just wondering if your lips are sweeter or the icing on the cake?
2. I don’t think it’s your birthday. You must have flown from heaven on this day, right? Because you look like an angel.
3. Hey! Can you please hold me? You are looking so pretty that I don’t want to fall to your birthday party.
4. It’s your birthday, that’s why I am not going to say anything. Otherwise, you should be arrested for stealing my heart.
5. Hey girl! Is your mother here at the party? I wanted to appreciate her for giving birth to a beautiful girl like you.
6. Hey! I am here on your birthday. What are your other two wishes?
7. I wanted to gift you something precious on your birthday. But, I am confused because my heart is already yours.
8. Hey! My name is a birthday gift. Someone said you were looking for me?
9. You light up my life just like the candle on the cake.
10. Hey birthday girl! You are looking so gorgeous that you made me forget the lines that I learned for you.
11. Your birthday is only once a year. But it should be every day because you are so special.
12. Why do you need a birthday dinner when you can just eat me?
13. Oh, I guess the cake isn’t that sweet. Can I eat it with your hands?
14. Why do you need a lighter? You are so hot that you can fire the candles by touching them.
15. Hey! The lights here are too bright at the birthday party. Oh my bad, it was you that smiled.
Funny Birthday Pick Up lines
1. Wow, look at all those candles on your cake! You are surely going to need a fire extinguisher to be able to quench them all.
2. I wanted to send you something se*y for your birthday, but the mailman made me get out of the mailbox.
3. Let me hold your hand, I won’t want to see you falling for someone else.
4. Hmmm… you’re getting so old, I’m starting to fear if you entered an antique auction, people might actually bid on you.
5. Hi, my name’s Birthday Gift. Someone said you were looking for me?
6. It’s a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you’d be too hot to handle.
7. Now that you have a new number for your age, how about you give me a new number for my contact list, huh?
8. A very merry unbirthday to you!
9. Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one.
10. I can read your palm. Your heart line says that you will call me tonight, after this party.
11. What did the ice cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? “What’s eating you?”
12. If it weren’t your birthday, I’d have asked you to get out of this place… You’re making the other girls look real bad.
Pick Up Lines From The Birthday Girl/Boy
1. Hi, it’s my birthday and I have a wish you can fulfill.
2. Will you have s*x with me? It’s my birthday…
3. Hello there, Frosting… Oh, sorry, you looked like you belonged on my cake.
4. So… Wanna see my birthday suit?
5. Guess what I wished for? Yeah, for those digits, girl.
6. Do you think we can celebrate my birthday with a glass of wine and thousand passionate kisses?
7. It’s my birthday, and I feel so alone.
8. It’s my birthday, but don’t feel bad if you didn’t get anything, tonight can be your special present.
9. Hi there. It’s my birthday, but I got a present for you.
10. You’re my birthday wish come true, baby.
11. I’m a naughty birthday girl/boy, want me to prove it?
12. Hey! I was about to wish for something on my birthday. But, after seeing you, I don’t need to make a wish anymore.
13. Now I won’t be able to blow out my candles…cause you just took my breath away.
Wrapping It Up
I hope you enjoyed this collection of birthday pick-up lines!
Let me know your favorite way to wish happy birthday in the comments below.
Until next time!
