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130 Bombastic Happy 28th Birthday Quotes & Captions

130 Bombastic Happy 28th Birthday Quotes & Captions

Wish your favorite person the happiest of birthdays with these lovely 28th birthday quotes. And if your favorite person is you (of course, who else?), I also have good news, as there are also the most incredible birthday Instagram captions for your glowing birthday selfie right here.

Top 30 Happy 28th Birthday Quotes

1. “May your 28th birthday be more fun and magical than a unicorn farting glitter hearts!

May your 28th birthday be more fun and magical than a unicorn farting glitter hearts!

2. “Happy birthday, my love! I can’t believe you’re 28 years old already. Wow, we’ve seen so much life together. I love you more than I could ever explain.”

3. “Three great principles are essential to living fully on the twenty-eighth birthday: be happy, laugh, and especially have a great birthday party! Enjoy it greatly. Happy birthday!”

4. “Today is your special day, a day to celebrate you! We have so much to be thankful for, and I am lucky that you are in my life. I hope you have an amazing birthday and know how special you are to me. I love you!”

5. “Well, you are another year older, and you haven’t changed a bit. That’s great because you are perfect just the way you are. Happy 28th birthday!”

Well, you are another year older, and you haven’t changed a bit.

6. “As you grow another year older, I hope that you will be making more intelligent and healthy decisions. Life is too short to be spent feeling regretful, miserable, or sick! I wish all the best for you this year, and may your blessings carry over to the next year and the many years after that. Happy 28th birthday!”

7. “Twenty-eight is the age of wisdom, maturity, and responsibility. I have come to appreciate you both personally and professionally. I am hopeful that you will continue building on your past achievements and achieve even more in the future. I wish you a happy birthday!”

8. “As you grow up, make sure you have… more dreams than memories, more opportunities than chances, more hard work than luck, and more friends than acquaintances. Have an amazing 28th birthday!”

9. “As you have approached age 28, you are ready to take up responsibilities. Don’t be scared of the world, but just keep your dreams alive, and it will be a reality.”

10. “I didn’t give you the gift of life. Life gave me the gift of you. Happy 28th birthday!”

I didn't give you the gift of life.

11. “Give less attention to the fact that you’re growing old. Give more attention to seizing every day as they come. Happy 28th birthday, lovely daughter.”

12. “It’s here again! New age and the start of a new beginning. Just keep calm and watch success engulf your life. May you enjoy lasting happiness.”

13. “On your 28th birthday, my only wish is that you live for many, many years so that all your teeth fall out. I love you, buddy! Enjoy your day.”

14. “28th birthday to my favorite girl on earth. May each day be as special as today. Happy birthday.”

15. “Happy birthday to my sweet baby girl. She’s 28 now, and I feel just as proud and in awe of her as I did when she was on the way. Love you, my darling.”

Happy birthday to my sweet baby girl

16. “I still can’t believe my little guy is turning 28- today, he becomes the man I’ve always hoped he would be. Happy birthday, buddy.”

17. “I hope your day is full of peace and harmony. May they be in the company of the people you love and receive countless hugs and words of affection. God will always be with you on this new ride. Happy 28th birthday to you!”

18. “I wish you a happy and joyful twenty-eighth anniversary.”

19. “On your birthday, may all your dreams fly high, and may they all come true. Cheers to 28 years of life and to the beautiful and brilliant you! Happy birthday!”

20. “It’s all about you today, birthday girl. Your wish is my command. Just tell me what you want to do today, and we’ll do it. I love you! Happy 28th birthday!”

It’s all about you today, birthday girl.

21. “Look what your 28th birthday has brought you! Numerous friendships transcend the lines of time. Friends who have been there for you in times of need and joy. Friends who will always be there for you, no matter what happens. I hope this birthday finds you even happier, healthier and surrounded by many good friends!”

22. “Being who we are and becoming what we are capable of becoming is the only purpose of life. Many congratulations and blessings from on high for your 28 years of life.”

23. “Warm wishes for a special friend on this very special day. I wish you happiness and good health. Have a great year ahead, filled with endless joy! Happy birthday!”

24. “All you do is smile now. I love seeing you happy. When you first asked me out, I never expected this would be the result. The last five years have been great, and I can’t wait to see what the next 5 have in store for us. I love you!”

25. “There is no better friend than a sister, and there is no better sister than you. Happy 28th birthday!”

There is no better friend than a sister, and there is no better sister than you

26. “It is an extraordinary occasion to say what I feel, that I love you and that I will always be by your side. You should not doubt it. Happy 28th B-day!”

27. “Happy birthday to the cutest and the most adorable sister in the world. Thank you for being so caring and supportive to me. Many, many happy returns of the day.”

28. “Life is too short not to celebrate it to the fullest. Put on your best clothes and get ready for a night out. Enjoy yourself. Happy birthday, 28-year-old!”

29. “Happy 28th birthday! I just wanted to send you a quick birthday message and let you know that I will be thinking of you on your special day. I can’t wait to celebrate it with you. May all your wishes come true!”

30. “Happy Birthday to my beautiful daughter. It doesn’t seem like that long ago that your tiny hand reached out and grabbed mine or that I carried you around on my hip. Your life has been so full of love, the wonderful beauty, and happiness.”

Happy Birthday to my beautiful daughter.

Sweet 28th Birthday Quotes

If you need a little bit of inspiration to create the best birthday card possible, use these 28th birthday quotes and happy birthday wishes.

1. “Finally, you have come to a stage where you can always cope with every challenge. Congrats!”

you have come to a stage where you can always cope with every challenge

2. “I can never thank you enough for the love and care that you give me. You really are an angel here on earth. Thank you for filling my life with so much love and happiness. God bless you more. Happy 28th birthday!”

3. “I’m sending you my best wishes for a beautiful year and an amazing life. I wish you love, happiness, success, and all of God’s choicest blessings. Happy 28th birthday to you, my dearest friend.”

4. “I hope that today is the beginning of a great year for you. Happy 28th birthday, my dear.”

5. “This age may only last for a year. But believe me. It will be an exciting adventure with memories that will last for life. May all your wishes come true. Happy 28th birthday!”

This age may only last for a year

6. “No matter how many miles separate us, you will always be close to my heart. I am with you in spirit as you celebrate this special day. I wish you the best day and the best life. Happy twenty-eight birthday!”

7. “You are my best friend. You have stood by me in my toughest times, and I have stood by you. Just as I was there for your birthdays, today I wish to be there for your 28th birthday. I love you and am proud to have a best friend like you.”

You have stood by me in my toughest times

8. “Twenty-eight Kisses for my gorgeous girl on her twenty-eighth birthday.”

9. “28 years old, but you are still someone’s baby boy, so never stop joking around. Happy birthday, son!”

10. “Happy birthday to our dearest daughter! We are so proud you turned into a beautiful and intelligent woman. We hope you have the time of your life on this extra special day of yours!”

We are so proud you turned into a beautiful and intelligent woman.

11. “It’s all about you today, birthday boy. Your wish is my command. Just tell me what you want to do today, and we’ll do it. I love you! Happy twenty-eight birthday, son!”

12. “This is a special birthday. My little girl is all grown up. I am so proud to celebrate you today! You’re a great daughter, and we couldn’t have asked for a better daughter.”

13. “Life isn’t always easy, but I’ve learned that with you in my life, I can get through anything. You mean the world to me, and I hope you have an amazing day! I love you more than you know.”

14. “Even though you’re 28 now, I’ll always be your mom. There isn’t a birthday that makes me stop thinking about you or wondering what you’re up to. I’ve supported you through all of your decisions in life and many hardships. We love you so much!”

15. “Thank you for being so caring and supportive to me. I have never met any kind-hearted person like you. It’s my prayer that God bless your future with prosperity. Happy 28th birthday.”

. I have never met any kind-hearted person like you.

16. “My life gave me a perfect gift that I had been dreaming of for so long. Life gave me a son that I will always love and adore. No matter how old you get, you will always have me to love you and support you. Enjoy your special day. I love you! Happy 28th birthday, my son!”

17. “Happy 28th Birthday, brother. Keep going all the way through the journey to achieve your goals.”

18. “Happy birthday to my adorable daughter. Wishing you a long life, good health with prosperity. May God bless you with all that you need. Stay blessed and rejoice in your new age wishes.”

19. “You are my best friend, and I love everything about you. I couldn’t ask for a better man in my life! I want to spend the rest of my life loving you and making you the happiest man on earth.”

20. “It is going to be the best year of my life, and I am committed to making the best use of all the good tidings that will come my way. Happy 28th birthday to me.”

It is going to be the best year of my life

21. “You are my one and only sister, but I never get to see you. I do miss you. I know that you are so important to me. So, please take care of yourself. Be happy. Be safe. And have a wonderful day!”

22. “To my wonderful son, you are the best thing that’s ever happened to me. May every day be as happy as this one. Happy birthday, darling.”

23. “Your birthday clicked in my mind 28 times since your birth. It’s a great feeling. Love you, son.”

24. “Everything has its time. It’s now your time to celebrate your 28th birthday and make the most out of it. Have a hearty time, dear!”

25. “Since the day you came into this world as my son, it’s been filled with laughter and overall joy. Many happy returns of today, dearest son. Happy 28th today.”

Since the day you came into this world as my son, it’s been filled with laughter and overall joy

26. “I’m so confused as to what I present to you for your 28th birthday; you deserve the very best of life. I pray for good health and success in your life.”

27. “You are the best niece a girl could ask for. I love you and hope your birthday is filled with all of your fondest wishes! See you soon!”

28. “Others look at you and see a gentleman. I look and see a loud man with a gentle hope waiting for an opportunity. Your time shall come to shine.”

29. “I just wanted to let you know how much you meant to me. As I grew older, I realized the best memories in my life were made with you. Thank you for being my best friend! Happy twenty-eight birthday!”

30. “You are the kindest person I’ve ever met, and I love celebrating your birthday each year because it always makes me smile seeing how happy you are. You mean the world to me. Happy birthday, darling boyfriend.”

You are the kindest person I’ve ever met

31. “Happy birthday to my closest and oldest friend! I feel blessed because our friendship is a true gift of life.”

32. “The world is a better place since you’ve been in it. Happy twenty-eighth birthday, handsome!”

33. “Happy birthday to the most amazing man ever.”

34. “The funny thing about you is that even though you age, your maturity level always stays the same! Happy birthday, brother!”

35. “You are my best friend, soulmate, and love. You are my number one. Happy birthday!”

Funny 28th Birthday Quotes

These funny 28th birthday quotes are perfect for wishing your friends a happy birthday. I suggest using these on social media because they are too funny to be kept private!

1. “The year you start lying about your age has finally arrived.”

The year you start lying about your age has finally arrived.

2. “Wisdom comes with age, but there are some exceptions. Happy birthday, crazy!”

3. “We need a flamethrower to light up the 28 candles on your cake! Happy birthday!”

4. “I can’t believe you’re 28. It seems like only yesterday you were 27.”

5. “What else should I give you on your birthday?! You already have me. A cool husband is the greatest gift a lady can get.”

What else should I give you on your birthday

6. “Welcome to 28: where all your friends have babies, 10 PM is your bedtime, and going out on the weekend is not going to happen!”

7. “I made a list of the words of wisdom I wanted to give you for your birthday. It’s still blank. Maybe next year.”

8. “Birthdays are the universe’s way of telling us to eat more cake.”

9. “This time, we ensured that your candles cost less than the cake. We just got the two numbers. Have a happy 85th birthday…oh, sorry, I meant 28th birthday!”

10. “The emergency department is on speed dial just in case you have an unexpected asthma attack blowing the candles.”

The emergency department is on speed dial just in case you have an unexpected asthma attack blowing the candles

11. “When the candles cost more than the cake, it’s time to realize you’re getting old.”

12. “Happy birthday, baby! Being your girlfriend rocks. Except on your birthday because you have an expensive taste.”

13. “As one gets older, three things happen. One, your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two. Happy birthday.”

14. “Happy birthday, love. The hangover you will have tomorrow should be worth it.”

15. “A wise man once said: Forget about your past. You cannot change it. I’d like to add: Forget about your present, I didn’t get you one.”

Forget about your past.

28th Birthday Quotes For Instagram

If you’ve been looking for beautiful quotes to use as Instagram captions, these 28th birthday quotes will be perfect.

1. “Today marks the beginning of a bright future for me cause it’s my 28th birthday. I’ll go on to be a blessing to the world at large. Wishing myself many happy returns.”

Today marks the beginning of a bright future for me

2. “28 years of being different! Keep being the special person you are.”

3. “10 years of fun + 10 years of naughtiness + 8 years of struggles! That’s a sweet mix. Have fun!”

4. “Your hugs are like a warm blanket on a chilly morning. Your kisses are like a cool breeze on a summer night. Happy 28th birthday!”

5. “Happy 28th Birthday! May all your dreams come true – you deserve it!”

May all your dreams come true – you deserve it!

6. “May my visions come to a realization as I mark my 28th birthday today. Happy birthday to me in a million ways.”

7. “Your next 28 days will be as bright and shining as today. Congratulations on turning 28.”

8. “A friend is someone who knows all about you but likes you anyway. Happy 28th b-day!”

9. “Do not regret growing older. It’s a privilege denied to many. I wish you the best birthday ever!”

10. “Life has blessed me with another chance to grow older and to fulfill many more dreams. Happy 28th birthday to me.”

Life has blessed me with another chance to grow older

11. “Living twenty-eight years on earth is no easy feat, and the fact that I have done this with so much grace and poise is enough reason to be exceptionally proud of myself. Happy birthday to me.”

12. “The most special day of the year is here! I want to wish you a happy birthday! Make today the best day ever.”

13. “There are so many wonderful things to be thankful for today. Traffic was good this morning. There was plenty of good news at work. I lost a few pounds after dieting for a week. Most importantly, it’s your birthday! Have a lovely day and the most amazing birthday!”

14. “I am the happiest person on earth today, and although I may not have everything I want in the world, I have the things and people that matter and the things I need. Happy 28th birthday to me!”

15. “I’m not sure how I got so lucky to have you in my life, but I’m so glad you are. You bring light into my world, and I love being around you. The times we spend together always feel like a dream, and it feels like it’s never going to end.”

I’m not sure how I got so lucky to have you in my life,

16. “Happy birthday, sis! I love you and can’t believe how lucky I am to be celebrating your 28th year. Here’s to the many adventures yet to come.”

17. “Hey brother, it’s your 28th birthday. Wishing you the best day, and I hope you know how much I love you.”

18. “This year, I am celebrating life and growth and consistency in the areas of my life that matter the most. Cheers to the big 28 and more years to come for me!”

19. “You know you are getting old when you have problems blowing all the candles on the cake at once. Did you manage to do it? Happy 28th birthday!”

20. “Love you with all my heart, sis. This year has been full of trials, but we made it through! Happy birthday!”

Love you with all my heart, sis.

21. “You are a unique human being, owner of a unique smile, and an effect of tranquility. It is a privilege to share my life with a person as generous as you. Happy birthday!”

22. “It’s your birthday! An important reminder for this day: calories from your birthday cake don’t count. Happy 28th birthday! Have a fantastic time today.”

23. “I am very grateful for everything I have had to overcome and all the experiences of the past that have fused together to make me who I am today.”

24. “Happy birthday to my best friend and partner in crime. I am so thankful to share this year with you. You make me smile and see the world through love and peace. I love you loads.”

25. “Wishing my dearest daughter a happy birthday and many happy returns of the day.”

Wishing my dearest daughter a happy birthday and many happy returns of the day.

26. “You’re one of the most important people in my life. You’ve been a good friend and an amazing brother. I hope your birthday is as amazing as you are!”

27. “I’ll keep this short and give you some golden words of wisdom for your birthday. Smile all the time because you will not be able to when you’re old and toothless. Have the happiest 28th birthday!”

28. “Happy birthday to me. Even the host of heaven celebrates with me, cause it’s my 28th birthday. I wish myself nothing but joy and a lifetime of happiness.”

29. “I hope your day is full of peace and harmony. May they be in the company of the people you love and receive countless hugs and words of affection. God will always be with you on this new ride. Happy birthday!”

30. “Yes! I am aware that my life has not been without a few setbacks here and there. But, when it comes down to it, I am more than grateful for the good times because the good times definitely outshone the bad. Happy 28th birthday to a grateful me.”

I am aware that my life has not been without a few setbacks here and there.

Bombastic 28th Birthday Captions

It’s your birthday, so let the whole world know so they can celebrate with you!

1. A year older, a year bolder.

A year older, a year bolder.

2. Surround yourself with people who are more excited about your birthday than you are.

3. This cuteness took me 28 years.

4. You glow, birthday girl.

5. Keep calm; it’s my 28th birthday.

6. Be in love with your life, every minute of it.

7. Shoutout to my mama, who was in labor 28 years ago.

8. Being 28 is nothing to wine about.

9. Going with the idea that nothing can stop me this year.

10. New year, same me… because I’m already awesome.

New year, same me... because I'm already awesome.

11. Look who’s 28.

12. I can’t help being cute. I was born this way.

13. It’s my favorite holiday…my birthday!

14. It’s not all sunshine and rainbows, but a good amount of it actually is.

15. I’m accepting birthday dinners, flowers, and gifts all month long.

16. Stay in your birthday magic.

17. Act my age? No thanks!

18. Cue the confetti.

19. I will be 28 until further notice.

20. Old enough to know better, but still young enough to get away with it.

Old enough to know better, but still young enough to get away with it.

21. Forget the candles. I want fireworks!

22. Turning my bad-ass mode on because it’s my day.

23. Follow the call of the disco ball.

24. It’s a sprinkle and cupcake kind of day.

25. Why so many candles for such a small cake? I guess I’m getting old.

26. 20 with eight years of experience.

27. Feeling cute, might celebrate my birthday later.

28. Jumping into this birthday headfirst.

29. Just another excuse to eat cake! Happy birthday to me!

30. Best. Age. Ever.

Best. Age. Ever.

In Conclusion

Even the best gift is incomplete without a heartwarming birthday message, and even the best birthday selfie needs a bombastic caption!

Use one of these 28th birthday quotes and captions to wish the person you love a happy twenty-eighth birthday.

Until next time!

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