Prepare for an adrenaline rush with these 120 totally chilling quotes from Scream!
Top 10 Quotes From Scream
1. “Movies don’t create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative!” — Billy Loomis
2. “Not in my movie.” — Sidney Prescott
3. “Do you like scary movies?” — Ghostface
4. “There are certain rules someone must abide by to survive a scary movie.” — Randy
5. “No, please don’t kill me, Mr. Ghostface, I wanna be in the sequel!” — Tatum Riley
6. “Everybody’s a suspect!” — Randy
7. “She looked dead, man. Still does.” — Stuart
8. “What’s the matter Sidney? You look like you’ve seen a ghost.” — Billy Loomis
9. “I’m feelin’ a little woozy here!” — Stu Macher
10. “So, this game is like a scary movie, Sid. How do you think it’s going to end?” — Billy Loomis
Scream Quotes To Give You Chills
1. “What do I have to do to prove to you that I’m not a killer?” — Billy Loomis
2. “I’m going to slit your eyelids in half, so you don’t blink when I stab you in the face.” — Ghostface
3. “Careful. This is the moment when the supposedly dead killer comes back to life, for one last scare.” — Randy
4. “Casey: Look, I am two seconds away from calling the police!
Phone Voice: They’ll never make it in time.”
5. “Fairness would be to rip your insides out and hang you from a tree!” — Principal Himbry
6. “Casey: Please… leave me alone…
Phone Voice: Answer the question and I will. Which door at I’m at?”
7. “You never told me your name…[why do you need to know my name?] Because I want to know who I’m looking at.” — Ghostface
8. “If you hang up on me you’ll die just like your mother! Do you wanna die Sidney? Your mother sure didn’t.” — Ghostface
9. “Casey: What do you want?
Ghostface: To see what your insides look like.”
10. “I can’t, Billy, you already cut me too deep. I think I’m dying here, man!” — Stu Macher
11. “Lucky for you there’s a bonus round, but poor Steve… I’m afraid he’s OUT!” — Ghostface
12. “Then you should know that Jason’s mother, Mrs. Voorhees was the original killer. Jason didn’t show up until the sequel. I’m afraid that was a wrong answer.” — Ghostface
13. “Did we ever find out why Hannibal Lecter like to eat people? DON’T THINK SO! See, it’s a lot more scarier when there’s no motive, Sid.” — Billy Loomis
14. “See, you push the laws and you end up [gone]. Okay, I’ll see you in the kitchen with a knife.” — Randy
15. “Hey, we’re not finished yet. Final question. Are you ready?” — Ghostface
16. “You tell me your name, I’ll tell you mine.” — Phone Voice
17. “Why would you be calling from my front porch?” — Sidney
18. “You hang up on me again and I’ll gut you like a fish!” — Ghostface
19. “You take a knife and you slit them from groin to sternum.” — Stuart
20. “Oh, so you thought you would climb through my window and have a little raw footage?” — Sidney
21. “They’ll never make it in time. We’re out in the middle of nowhere.” — Stuart
22. “You get one right, you die.” — Billy Loomis
23. “You’re making popcorn?” — Ghostface
24. “The question isn’t, who am I? The question is where am I?” — Ghostface
25. “Name the killer in Friday the 13th.” — Ghostface
Iconic Quotes From Scream
1. “It’s the millennium. Motives are incidental.” — Randy
2. “I’m sorry Deputy Dewey-boy, but we’re ready to go. Now! Okay?” — Tatum
3. “Stupidity leak!” — Tatum
4. “That’s right. You gave it up. Now, you’re no longer a virgin. You’re not a virgin. Now you got to die. Those are the rules.” — Stu Macher
5. “Looks like we’ve got a serial killer on our hands!” — Gale
6. “You should never say ‘who’s there?’ Don’t you watch scary movies? It’s a death wish. You might as well come out here to investigate a strange noise or something.” — Ghostface
7. “I’m sorry if my traumatized life is an inconvenience to you and your perfect existence!” — Sidney Prescott
8. “What’s the point? They’re all the same. Some stupid killer stalking some big-breasted girl who can’t act who is always running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door. It’s insulting.” — Sidney
9. “You’re not scared, are ya?” — Dewey
10. “That is so sexist. The killer could easily be female. Basic Instinct.” — Tatum
11. “Oh, this is the greatest fun. You’re going to love this. We got a surprise for you, Sidney. Yeah, you’re going to love this one. It’s a scream, baby. Hold a second, be right back.” — Stuart
12. “If you were the only suspect in a senseless bloodbath – would you be standing in the horror section?” — Randy
13. “Guess I remembered the safety that time, b**tard.” — Gale Weathers
14. “What did mama tell you? When I wear this badge, you treat me like a man of the law!” — Dewey
15. “People treat me like I’m the anti-Christ of television journalism.” — Gale
16. “Sidney, how does it feel to be almost brutally butchered? People want to know. They have a right to know! How does it feel?” — Reporter
17. “I’m 25. I was 24 for a whole year.” — Dewey
18. “Well, you’re not going to be alone any more, right? If you pee, I pee. Is that clear?” — Tatum
19. “Sidney Prescott: But this is life. This isn’t a movie.
Billy: Sure it is, Sid. It’s all a movie. It’s all one great big movie. Only you can’t pick your genre.”
20. “You wish it was Ted. Don’t forget to set the alarm!” — Ghostface
21. “Sidney Prescott: Randy, that’s so unoriginal. I’m disappointed in you.
Ghostface: Maybe that’s because, I’m not Randy.”
22. “Gale Weathers: Can you tell me anything?
Tatum Riley: Yea, you’re a real pain in the ass!”
23. “I’ve got an ending for you. The reporter left for dead in the news van, comes to stumble on you two dipsh*ts, finds the gun, foils your plan, an saves the day.” — Gale
24. “Stu Macher: As if.
Randy Meeks: Oh, really, Alicia?”
25. “Watch a few movies; take a few notes…it was fun!” — Billy Loomis
26. “Who am I, the beer wench?” — Tatum
27. “Look, here comes the obligatory tit shot.” — Randy
28. “Well, I don’t really believe in motives, Sid. I mean did Norman Bates have a motive?” — Billy
29. “Second, you can never drink or do drugs.” — Randy
30. “If I’m right about this, I could save a man’s life. Do you know what that would do for my book sales?” — Gale Weathers
Scream Quotes To Recall Its Best Moments
1. “More of a game really. Can you handle that… blondie?” — Ghostface
2. “As if. That’s all I’m saying… as if.” — Stuart
3. “Yeah, Casey and Steve were completely hollowed out. In fact, it takes a man to do something like that.” — Stuart
4. “Why can’t I be in a Meg Ryan movie? Or even a good porno.” — Sidney
5. “I never said I was in YOUR closet.” — Ghostface
6. “Don’t go there, Sid. You’re starting to sound like some Wes Carpenter flick or something. Don’t freak yourself out, okay? We’ve got a long night ahead of us.” — Tatum
7. “It’s called GUESS HOW I’M GONNA DIE!” — Billy
8. “We’ve already played that game. Remember? You lost.” — Billy
9. “Are you alone in the house?” — Stuart
10. “Don’t ever, EVER say I’ll be right back, cause you won’t be back.” — Randy
11. “Surprise, Sidney.” — Stu
12. The police are always off track with this s**t! If they’d watch Prom Night, they’d save time! There’s a formula to it. A very simple formula!” — Randy
13. “It’s called subtlety, Stu. You should look it up.” — Billy
14. “Her dad’s out of town, all right. She’s staying with us tonight.” — Tatum
15. “We put her out of her misery because let’s face it, Sidney, your mother was no Sharon Stone.” — Stu Macher
16. “I will totally protect you. Yo, I am so buff I got you covered, girl.” — Stu Macher
17. “Tatum: Hey, Sid, just think, if they make a movie about you, who’s gonna play you?
Sidney Prescott: I shudder to think.
Deputy Dwight “Dewey” Riley: I see you as a young Meg Ryan, myself.
Sidney Prescott: Thanks, Dewey. With my luck, they’d cast Tori Spelling.”
18. “Sidney Prescott: What’s your motive? Billy’s got one. The police are on their way. What are you going to tell them?
Stu: Peer pressure. I’m far too sensitive.”
19. “Not so fast, we’re going to play a little game. It’s called: Guess who just called the police and reported your sorry motherf**king a**!” — Sidney
20. “I know. I should be in New York covering the Sharon stalker, but who knew?” — Gale
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21. “It occurred to me that I had never snuck through your bedroom window.” — Billy
22. “Sorry Billy. I guess I got a little too zealous, that’s all.” — Stuart
23. “I wouldn’t dream of breaking your underwear rule.” — Billy
24. “It certainly would improve your high school ‘Q’.” — Randy
25. “We all go a little mad sometimes.” — Billy
26. “So, two of your fellow students, just savagely murdered, and this is the way that you show your compassion and sensitivity, huh? Let me tell you something…” — Principal Himbry
27. “What would Sidney want with Steve? She’s got her own bubble-butt boyfriend, Billy.” — Girl In Bathroom
28. “Okay I think it’s going to go something like this, just stay with me. Hi, this is Gale Weathers with an exclusive eyewitness account of this amazing breaking story. Several more local teens are dead, bringing to an end the harrowing mystery of the masked killings that has terrified this peaceful community like the plot of some scary movie. It all began with the scream of a 911, and ended in a bloodbath that has rocked the town of Woodsboro. All played out here in this peaceful farmhouse, far from the crimes and the sirens of the larger cities that its residents have fled. Okay, let’s take it back to one. Come on, move it! This is my big shot. Let’s go.” — Gale Weathers
29. “Tell me something. Did you really put her liver in the mailbox? Because I heard they found her liver in the mailbox next to her spleen and her pancreas.” — Randy
30. “If I may say so, Miss Weathers, you are much prettier in person.” — Dewey
Scream Quotes You Definitely (Should) Remember
1. “Scary night, isn’t it? With the murders and all it’s like right out of a horror movie or something.” — Stuart
2. “I’ll be right back.” — Stu Macher
3. “My name isn’t Jesus.” — Kenny
4. “Don’t go there, Sid. You’re starting to sound like some Wes Carpenter flick or something. Don’t freak yourself out, okay? We’ve got a long night ahead of us.” — Tatum Riley
5. “My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me!” — Stu Macher
6. “Janitors are your superior.” — Tatum
7. “You make me so sick. Your entire havoc-inducing, thieving, whoring generation disgusts me.” — Principal Himbry
8. “Think he did it?” — Dewey
9. “What’s the point? They’re all the same. Some stupid killer stalking some big-breasted girl who can’t act who is always running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door.” — Sidney
10. “Well, a ‘serial killer’ is not really accurate. Gotta knock off a couple more to get that title.” — Dewey
11. “Was that before or after he sliced and diced?!” — Randy
12. “Now that Billy tried to mutilate her, do you think Sid would go out with me?” — Randy
13. “Look, Kenny, I know you’re about fifty pounds overweight, but when I say hurry, please interpret that as, move your fat tub of lard a** now!” — Gale
14. “I never thought I’d be so happy to be a virgin.” — Randy
15. “I always had a thing for ya, Sid!” — Stu Macher
16. “What’s leatherface doing here?” — Randy
17. “There’s always some stupid bullshit reason to kill your girlfriend. That’s the beauty of it all! Simplicity! Besides, if it gets too complicated, you lose your target audience.” — Randy
18. “Corn syrup. Same stuff they used for pig’s blood in Carrie.” — Billy
19. “Jamie Lee was always a virgin in horror movies. She didn’t show her t**s ’til she went legits.” — Randy
20. “Listen, it was Jason! I saw that movie twenty goddamn times!” — Casey
21. “When I say hurry, please interpret that as, move your fat tub of lard ass, now!” — Gale Weathers
22. “Name the killer in Halloween.” — Ghostface
23. “It’s like Jodie Foster in Silence of the Lambs when she keeps having flashbacks of her dead father.” — Billy Loomis
24. “Listen up. They found Principal Himbry dead. He was gutted and hung from the goal post on the football field.” — Randy
25. “Would you settle for a PG-13 relationship?” — Sidney
Closing Thoughts
That was an exciting ride through some of the best quotes from Scream. Did you know that they made a sequel named “Scream” in 2022? You should definitely watch it.
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