20 Best Funny Gym Captions For Instagram

Ain’t nobody got time for fat!

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Does running late count as cardio?

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And she lifted happily ever after.

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Biceps don’t grow on trees.

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Personally victimized by my trainer.

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I promise I am a lot nicer than my resting gym face.

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I wear black when I workout because it’s a funeral for my fat.

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Cardio? Is that Spanish?

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Run like your phone is at 1%.

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Fitness is like marriage - you can’t cheat on it and expect it to work.

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20 Best Funny Gym Captions For Instagram

Ain’t nobody got time for fat!

Life has its ups and downs. We call them squats.

Does running late count as cardio?

Does running late count as cardio?

I love my six pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat.

I love my six pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat.

And she lifted happily ever after.

I will never break up with my gym. We just seem to workout.

Biceps don’t grow on trees.

Biceps don’t grow on trees.

The gym doesn’t ask silly questions, the gym understands.

The gym doesn’t ask silly questions, the gym understands.

Personally victimized by my trainer.

I got 99 problems but a BENCH ain’t one.

I promise I am a lot nicer than my resting gym face.

I promise I am a lot nicer than my resting gym face.

I didn’t mean to gain all this weight; it happened by snaccident.

I didn’t mean to gain all this weight; it happened by snaccident.

I wear black when I workout because it’s a funeral for my fat.

Maybe she’s crazy, maybe she just needs carbs. You don’t know.

Cardio? Is that Spanish?

The awkward moment when you are wearing Nike’s and you can’t do it.

Run like your phone is at 1%.

Born with beast mode turned on.

Fitness is like marriage - you can’t cheat on it and expect it to work.

‘A’ is the only difference between fit and fat.

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