If you enjoy a good golf game, then you’ll definitely be interested in reading the amusing golf captions I collected for you in this article!
Best Golf Captions
1. Golf Suits Me To A Tee.
2. A day on the golf course is a day well spent.
3. There’s no time like tee time.
4. I’m not over the hill. I’m just on the back nine.
5. Give me life, liberty, and the pursuit of golf balls.
6. In golf, as in life, it’s the follow-through that counts.
7. Playing mini golf and practicing for the big leagues.
8. Golf is an easy game… It’s just hard to play.
9. Life is always good at the golf course.
10. Golf is more than just a game, it’s a lifestyle.
11. Let’s go on more dates that require putting greens and golf clubs.
12. I like long, romantic rides in the golf cart.
13. Work is for people who don’t know how to play golf.
14. You putt me in a great mood.
15. A bad day of golf still beats a good day of work.
16. The golf course is definitely my happy place.
17. Golfer’s favorite flowers – Fore-get-me-nots.
18. “Let’s par-tee!”
19. Becoming besties with the sand traps.
20. Heaven seems a little closer when your house is near the golf course.
Golf Instagram Captions
1. Golf is life. If you can’t take golf, you can’t take life.
2. A bad attitude is worse than a worse swing.
3. Hitting the ball is the fun part of it, but the fewer you hit, the more fun you have.
4. Never try a shot you haven’t practiced.
5. There’s always something to refine, something new to learn, and something else to perfect.
6. Smile at the obstacle, for it is a bridge.
7. My body is here, but my mind is on the golf course.
8. Don’t drink and drive… You might slice a hook.
9. The Masters – Here I Come.
10. It’s a funny thing, the more I practice, the luckier I get.
11. New champion in town.
12. The worst day of mini-golf is still better than the best day of work.
13. Golf is dimin. My life is crazy.
14. Golf is the hardest game in the world to play and the easiest to cheat at.
15. Golf is in the air!
16. Golf, you have to play to understand.
17. Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself that you forget to hate your enemies.
18. Leaders keep their eyes on the horizon, not just on the bottom line.
19. Pro golf tip: Don’t lose your ball in the water.
20. If you think it’s hard to meet new people… Pick up the wrong golf ball.
21. A little birdie told me…
22. There’s no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate clothing!
23. They call it golf because all the other four-letter words were taken.
24. I’m just here for the snacks at the clubhouse.
25. Life’s a pitch, and then you putt.
26. Life is better when you are golfing.
27. Half of the golf is fun, the other half is putting.
28. Whoever said, “practice makes perfect” obviously never played golf.
29. I would hit the sand.
30. 90% of the golf shot happens before you make a swing.
Short Golf Captions
1. Grip it and rip it.
2. Caddy Shack.
3. Chip Shot.
4. The golf is fun!
5. Bye Bye Birdie.
6. Golf Lessons.
7. Time for golf.
8. Daddy’s Caddy.
9. When’s Tee Time?
10. Golf for life.
11. The proof is in the putting.
12. Drivin’ Around.
13. Putt, putt, and away.
14. Golf Fore Ever.
15. Challenge accepted!
16. No ifs, ands, or putts.
17. Another Ball in the Trees.
18. Hole in one!
19. What a swing.
20. Hunting for birdies.
21. Golf is getting serious.
22. Let’s go golfing.
23. Just tap it in.
24. Golf time.
25. Eat… Sleep… Golf.
26. Success defined by a hit.
27. Open spaces.
28. Summer golf feeling.
29. Drivin’ My Life Away.
30. I’ve got some game.
Cute Golf Captions
1. Gone to the course — be back dark thirty.
2. Take a break from life, enjoy the fresh air, and shout a bunch of expletives at a golf ball.
3. Happiness is a long walk with a putter.
4. Golf makes me smile sometimes.
5. Of all the hazards, fear is the worst.
6. Golf is the closest game we call life.
7. The more you play it, the less you know about it.
8. With that beautiful smile, out on the course.
9. You’re the best person to golf with by par.
10. My doctor says to take my iron every day.
11. Golf is a game where the ball always lies poorly, and the players always lie well.
12. Eye on the target.
13. Fluent in golf.
14. Success in golf depends less on the strength of the body than the strength of the mind and character.
15. I don’t like to watch golf on television because I can’t stand people who whisper.
16. Step up to the plate for a grand-slam day.
17. Always be focused on your target.
18. Did you see that? It was tee-rrific!
19. Swing hard, in case you hit it!
20. Hmmm! How far did that one go?
21. Now accepting trophies for my golf skills.
22. There she goes, playing golf and crushing it again.
23. Future Tiger Woods.
24. Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it’s called golf.
25. May the course be with you.
26. Gotta say that is top of my game.
27. I play golf because it’s fun.
28. Give me golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
29. Forget failures, forget mistakes, forget everything except what you are going to do right now.
30. With a look of pure concentration on that pot.
Golf Instagram Captions For Golf Pics
1. Just in case you needed proof that I’ve got the game.
2. Traveling around the golf coast.
3. Some adventures.
4. Golf was not our sport, but it was an absolutely gorgeous day to have a swing at it.
5. Ready to get bad breaks from good shots.
6. We love to play golf every day!
7. Golfing does not get better than this.
8. Floating near the Persian golf.
9. Some basic photos from the golf club.
10. I may not always grab the right club, but I always do it with a smile.
11. Do you think my skill levels will transfer from Wii Sports?
12. Some late-night hitting.
13. Wedging myself between good vibes and good company.
14. Does this perfect swing go with my outfit?
15. Let’s have some fun in the sun.
16. Player on a good player.
17. Keep on hitting it straight until the wee ball goes in the hole.
18. The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight.
19. It takes a lot of balls to golf as I do.
20. The value of routine; trusting your swing.
21. One hole down, eight more to go.
22. Golf is an all-around sport, if you want to be all-round, you gotta train all-round.
23. Today was totally up to par.
24. Shouting a bunch of expletives at a golf ball.
25. Golf is the answer, no matter the question.
26. If it involves golf, count me in.
27. “I play too much golf.” – said no one ever.
28. I only golf on days that end in y.
29. That was a good one, it’s quite literally the height of my enthusiasm for a good swing.
30. A day of golfing keeps the worries away.
More Golf Instagram Captions
1. Game of fun and pure happiness.
2. A golfer’s prayer: May my swing be straight, and the ball fly far. May my round be blessed and no worse than par.
3. You have to work a little, to ball a lot.
4. Life is a game, golf is serious.
5. I am the golf father.
6. I never found golf interesting, but then I learned that’s just where men go to let go of their anger.
7. On the green in two.
8. The cutest caddy in the entire world.
9. There are two things you can do with your head down: play golf and pray.
10. Mark me down for a birdie.
11. Working on my swing this weekend. How about you?
12. Remember that no matter how bad you are playing, it is always possible to play worse.
13. Serving cute golf skirts 24/7.
14. Born to golf. Forced to work.
15. That ball is gone with the wind.
16. Always make a total effort, even when the odds are against you.
17. If only I could swing like I do in practice.
18. The only sure rule in golf is he who has the fastest cart never has to play the bad lie.
19. Gone golfing, be back later.
20. Feeling like Jessica Day when she’s trying to network on the golf course.
21. A good golf partner is one who is a little bit worse than you are.
22. I like the mini version of golf most of all.
23. A good golfer has the determination to win and the patience to wait for the breaks.
24. Fore!!! OK, maybe 3 ½?
25. The short game around the green is important, but much more important is the approach.
26. Get ready to see my unbelievable skill.
27. One shot at a time, and then move on.
28. Quit wasting time and puttering around.
29. As you walk down the fairway of life, you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round.
30. Never break your putter and your driver in the same round, or you’re dead.
Funny Golf Captions
1. The golfer’s diet: stay on the greens.
2. Golf is a great way to quickly become disappointed in yourself.
3. I hate golf, I hate golf, I hate golf… Nice shot! I love golf.
4. Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And I took a 7 to do that.
5. If there is no golf in Heaven…I’m not going.
6. Flying on a golf-stream jet.
7. I hold several records on the golf course, but they all pertain to beer.
8. Golf: I’d quit the stupid game if I wasn’t married.
9. Many golfers prefer a golf cart to a caddy because the cart cannot count, criticize, or laugh.
10. Golfers don’t get mad … they get tee’d off!
11. When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit.
12. If it goes right, it’s a slice. If it goes left, it’s a hook. And if it goes straight, it’s a miracle.
13. Golf has produced a lot of millionaires…most of them are former billionaires.
14. Old Golfers never die, they just keep putting along.
15. Another ball in the trees.
16. I didn’t miss the putt. I made the putt. The ball missed the hole.
17. I may be the only golfer never to have broken a single putter if you don’t count the one I twisted into a loop and threw into a bush.
18. Where do ghosts play golf? On a golf corpse.
19. If you’ve forgotten what frustration is like, spend 10 minutes on a golf course.
20. My doctor says to take iron every day and to live on greens. That’s why I play golf.
Golf Quotes That Can Be Used As Instagram Captions
1. “The most important shot in golf is the next one.” — Ben Hogan
2. “Golf is a game in which you yell ‘fore,’ shoot six, and write down five.” — Paul Harvey
3. “I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone’s game: It’s called an eraser.” — Arnold Palmer
4. “The mind messes up more shots than the body.” — Tommy Bolt
5. “Faith has its share of bunkers, and golf has its share of prayers.” — Max Lucado
6. “Golf isn’t like other sports where you can take a player out if he’s having a bad day. You have to play the whole game.” — Unknown
7. “Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.” — Arnold Palmer
8. “I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.” — Gerald R. Ford
9. “I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot. “ — Don Adams
10. “I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.” — Bob Hope
11. “Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.” — Jim Bishop
12. “Show me a man who is a good loser, and I’ll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.” — Unknown
13. “There are no such things as a natural touch, touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls.” — Unknown
14. “Hit the shot you know you can hit, not the one you think you should.” — Dr. Bob Rotella
15. “Golf is like a love affair. If you don’t take it seriously, It’s no fun; If you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart.” — Arthur Daley
16. “I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.” — Ben Hogan
17. “I started watching golf for the first time yesterday. I`m really worried about myself. I was actually enjoying it.” — Ewan McGregor
18. “Golf is the closest game to the game we call life. You get bad breaks from good shots, you get good breaks from bad shots, but you have to play the ball where it lies.” — Bobby Jones
19. “My golf score seems to improve considerably when I have the scorecard.” — Unknown
20. “To find a man’s true character, play golf with him.” — P.G. Wodehouse
Final Words
Now that you’ve reached the end of my collection, choose your favorite golf caption from it and tee up your Instagram post.
Until next time!
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