Las 15 mejores frases de ligue para gays que los dejarán boquiabiertos

Cuando estoy cerca de ti, no puedo pensar con claridad.

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Apuesto a que te suspendieron la licencia por volver locos a todos estos tipos.

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¿Cuáles son tus letras favoritas del abecedario? Las mías son LGBTQ.

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¿Eres una multa de aparcamiento? Porque tienes una multa escrita por todas partes.

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Acabo de ver a George Michael en el baño de hombres. Estaba preguntando por ti.

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Te daré un beso, y si no te gusta, siempre puedes devolverlo.

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¿Quieres saber cuál es mi pintalabios favorito? Cualquiera que lleves.

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Me llaman café porque muelo muy fino y te mantendré despierto pasadas las 3 de la mañana.

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¡Te traigo las 40 mejores frases para ligar gay con poca o ninguna posibilidad de que no funcionen!

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Las 15 mejores frases de ligue para gays que los dejarán boquiabiertos

Cuando estoy cerca de ti, no puedo pensar con claridad.

Cuando estoy cerca de ti, no puedo pensar con claridad.

¿Quieres venir a comer pizza y abrazarme? ¿No? ¿Por qué no? ¿No te gusta la pizza?

¿Quieres venir a comer pizza y abrazarme? ¿No? ¿Por qué no? ¿No te gusta la pizza?

Apuesto a que te suspendieron la licencia por volver locos a todos estos tipos.

Lindo, ¿eres Navidad? Porque quiero casarme contigo.

¿Cuáles son tus letras favoritas del abecedario? Las mías son LGBTQ.

Mi amiga quiere saber si TÚ crees que soy guapa.

¿Eres una multa de aparcamiento? Porque tienes una multa escrita por todas partes.

Yo sólo estaba tratando de comprar una bebida aquí, pero usted es muy distracción.

Acabo de ver a George Michael en el baño de hombres. Estaba preguntando por ti.

Les-bi-honesto... me estabas mirando, ¿no?

Les-bi-honesto... me estabas mirando, ¿no?

Te daré un beso, y si no te gusta, siempre puedes devolverlo.

Sigo pensando en la primera vez que te vi.

¿Quieres saber cuál es mi pintalabios favorito? Cualquiera que lleves.

Tus labios parecen tan solitarios. ¿Les gustaría conocer los míos?

Me llaman café porque muelo muy fino y te mantendré despierto pasadas las 3 de la mañana.

¡Te traigo las 40 mejores frases para ligar gay con poca o ninguna posibilidad de que no funcionen!