Los 20 mejores pies de foto divertidos para Instagram

¡Nadie tiene tiempo para la grasa!

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¿Correr hasta tarde cuenta como cardio?

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Y vivió feliz para siempre.

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Los bíceps no crecen en los árboles.

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Víctima personal de mi entrenador.

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Te prometo que soy mucho más agradable que mi cara de gimnasio en reposo.

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Me visto de negro cuando hago ejercicio porque es un funeral para mi grasa.

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¿Cardio? ¿Eso es español?

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Corre como si tu teléfono estuviera a 1%.

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El fitness es como el matrimonio: no puedes hacer trampas y esperar que funcione.

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¿Buscas pies de foto divertidos para Instagram? ¡Yo te cubro! ¡Mi fantástica colección de subtítulos hilarantes te sorprenderá!

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Los 20 mejores pies de foto divertidos para Instagram

¡Nadie tiene tiempo para la grasa!

La vida tiene sus altibajos. Nosotros los llamamos bajones.

¿Correr hasta tarde cuenta como cardio?

¿Correr hasta tarde cuenta como cardio?

Me gusta tanto mi six pack que lo protejo con una capa de grasa.

Me gusta tanto mi six pack que lo protejo con una capa de grasa.

Y vivió feliz para siempre.

Nunca romperé con mi gimnasio. Parece que sólo hacemos ejercicio.

Los bíceps no crecen en los árboles.

Los bíceps no crecen en los árboles.

El gimnasio no hace preguntas tontas, el gimnasio entiende.

El gimnasio no hace preguntas tontas, el gimnasio entiende.

Víctima personal de mi entrenador.

Tengo 99 problemas pero un BANCO no es uno.

Te prometo que soy mucho más agradable que mi cara de gimnasio en reposo.

Te prometo que soy mucho más agradable que mi cara de gimnasio en reposo.

No quería engordar tanto; ha sido por accidente.

No quería engordar tanto; ha sido por accidente.

Me visto de negro cuando hago ejercicio porque es un funeral para mi grasa.

Tal vez está loca, tal vez sólo necesita carbohidratos. No se sabe.

¿Cardio? ¿Eso es español?

El momento incómodo en el que llevas unas Nike y no puedes hacerlo.

Corre como si tu teléfono estuviera a 1%.

Nació con el modo bestia activado.

El fitness es como el matrimonio: no puedes hacer trampas y esperar que funcione.

'A' es la única diferencia entre estar en forma y estar gordo.

¿Buscas pies de foto divertidos para Instagram? ¡Yo te cubro! ¡Mi fantástica colección de subtítulos hilarantes te sorprenderá!

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