Today is a very special day — it’s your sister’s wedding anniversary! To help celebrate this special occasion, I decided to write this awesome article with the best funny anniversary wishes for sister.
Top 30 Funny Anniversary Wishes For Sister
1. “I wish you could cuddle your partner every night after marriage other than putting your thumb in your mouth. Best wishes, sis!”
2. “Dear sister, welcome to the big leap of getting married, which is harder than getting employed.”
3. “Finally, you got a permanent partner to irritate all your life. Dear sister, have a lovely married life.”
4. “Greetings for signing your own freedom to your partner. I hope we could have saved you. Jokes apart, I feel happy to see you taking all your responsibilities as a wife and a great daughter-in-law.”
5. “Dear sister, you are Honey and he is dear I hope after marriage your children are not bear.”
6. “To keep down my hot-headed gorgeous sister, our brother-in-law is certainly doing something right! I wonder what that is! Happy anniversary to both of you btw!”
7. “The husband is a perfect relation to experiment with your cooking recipes. Thanks to this marriage now you have one.”
8. “Holy Mat-RI-money that’s what a wedding is called because, after it, you will be sleeping on mats with no money.”
9. “Remember, marriage takes you backward from M to E whereas your friends help you move forward from F to S. So you decide whom to follow.”
10. “Married life is like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park! Happy anniversary to the best sister in the whole world!”
11. “You got together like two beans in a pod! Joy forever!”
12. “It’s not easy finding a best friend you can marry. Somehow, you manage to annoy each other endlessly. Happy anniversary sister!”
13. “Congrats for signing your life away…”
14. “The Bar will miss you, the Theatre will miss you, and even the free Wi-Fi of MCD will miss you. As you will be Mrs. from today after your wedding.”
15. “Marriage is an adventure, like going to war. Congratulations on your wedding day!”
16. “Weddings are not for the faint-hearted — ask my bank manager… Have a great day!”
17. “On your wedding day today, you have now become two from one. Does that mean I will get two birthday gifts from you both every year?”
18. “As you are celebrating the 1st wedding anniversary of your togetherness, I want to wish both of you a very joyous and swash-buckling married life. I want mushy and cute nephews and nieces quite soon. LOL!”
19. “After your wedding, your relationship status on Facebook will change from single to married while your real-life status will change from being available to being always busy. Congratulations.”
20. “Congratulations for signing up for marriage — the most amazing way how love fuelled cuddles morph into anger fuelled arguments.”
21. “Congratulations — you just paid for a whole bunch of your friends and family to have the biggest party of their lives.”
22. “Dear sister, I canceled all my appointments and an important meeting just so that I could make it to your wedding. After all, free booze was just too lucrative to give up. Congratulations.”
23. “The only difference between marriage and stupidity is that marriage is expensive while stupidity comes free of cost. Congratulations for being expensively stupid.”
24. “I wanted to get you a life preserver as a wedding gift just in case.”
25. “I know I am going to have an awesome time attending your wedding because I will be reminded of all the money I will be saving by not getting married. Congratulations.”
26. “There is nothing worse than a sister getting married. Now my parents have one more reason to coax me into getting married. Congratulations.”
27. “Getting married is like killing yourself. Why the lavish wedding when you can simply hang yourself. Happy wedding anniversary wishes!”
28. “I couldn’t be happier for you signing your life away. Happy anniversary sister!”
29. “A happy marriage depends on spouses saying this simple phrase, “Yes Dear.”
30. “Unless you want to forget about your marriage, it’s a good idea to remember your anniversary!”
Funny Wedding Anniversary Wishes For Sister And Brother In Law
Add a healthy dose of humor to your sister’s wedding anniversary by sending her and her spouse one of these funny anniversary wishes for sister and/or brother-in-law!
1. “You have walked through your marriage hand in hand. Was it love that made you do it or the fear of killing each other if you let go? I’m guessing it was love. All the best on your anniversary!”
2. “In the circus of life, you may have lived like a lion so far. But your wife, the new circus master, will tame you into a domesticated cat in no time. Good luck with your tightrope act.”
3. “In order to handle my sister well, my brother-in-law always needed to have an extra dosage of emotional intelligence, knowledge, and hard work. And I am very happy that he has everything. Happy marriage anniversary to both of you guys, God bless you!”
4. “Wedding anniversaries, like birthdays, are a time to celebrate surviving another year. So happy you survived yours. Sending you best wishes on your anniversary.”
5. “Congratulations on convincing your lovely bride to settle on you – Beauty and the Beast. Happy 1st wedding anniversary!”
6. “The person who refused to take a holiday with his friends because it was too expensive, is now blowing up all his money on his grand wedding. Welcome to married life buddy. Congratulations.”
7. “At first, sweet moments, kisses, and hugs fill the air; soon the sweet nothings and lovely whispers give room for arguments that disappear for quarrels and total war. Congratulations!”
8. “Wait! Do you really want to sign that marriage contract knowing that it has no expiration period? Enjoy your wedding.”
9. “It’s so wonderful seeing you awash with sweet smiles as you sign your marriage contract, soon you will wear the same smiles as you sign your annulment papers. Congratulations anyway.”
10. “I’ll tell you the secret of a happy marriage. It remains…a secret to all! Happy anniversary day, wishing you all the best for the times ahead!”
11. “You fight, then you make up. Then you argue again and reconcile. Such is the life of perfect couples like you. Have a relaxing anniversary.”
12. “Your marriage is the perfect example of true love. You don’t get annoyed when he hogs the television to watch sports, and he doesn’t get annoyed when you paint the bedroom pink. Congratulations on another anniversary.”
13. “You haven’t just tied the knot with your wife today, you have tied ropes on your legs too. Congratulations on your wedding.”
14. “Happy anniversary to my brother-in-law, the bigger version of me. We’ve grown so close since you married my sister, I consider you as my family, happy anniversary.”
15. “Congratulations! It’s the anniversary of the day you threw the most kick-butt party ever! The booze was flowing and the music was thumping, what a day it was. Oh yeah, there was some sort of ceremony too. You got hitched! It was a great day indeed!”
16. “Down to earth, always grounded. That’s what you are to me. You’ve made my sister so happy, and for that I thank you. Happy anniversary, brother-in-law.”
17. “Congratulations my friend on your wedding anniversary! I know it’s difficult spending so much time with my sister, but I’m so glad to be brothers. I really do think of you as family.”
18. “Best wishes to you on your anniversary! You guys have such an amazing love story! You remind me of Romeo & Juliet, except without all the family drama and tragedy. Congratulations again to you two.”
19. “Happy anniversary to my brother-in-law. For the past year, you’ve become a real brother. I can’t imagine my life without you.”
20. “The longer two people stay together, the more they look like each other. Hopefully, you two don’t grow matching beards. Happy anniversary to a beautiful couple.”
21. “When my sister married you, I didn’t think we would become so close. It was an interesting transition. But now, here we are celebrating another year of marriage.”
22. “Happy anniversary! That means it’s been three whole years -hiccup- three whole years since you married my sister.”
23. “I am happy to see you getting married as from now on it will be her responsibility to take you home once you are drunk.”
24. “If we had a dollar for every time you made us laugh, we’d be rich and you would be our favorite sibling. Happy Anniversary brother-in-law.”
25. “I’d really like to ask your husband how it feels to be married to a drama queen. Don’t worry, I’ll not share my experience as a brother. Congratulations!”
26. “Happy anniversary to my sister… and her better half!”
27. “Somedays, I wonder how you two survive with each other. But honestly, I cannot imagine you apart. Happy wedding anniversary, sister. May God bless you with many more years of blissful married life!”
28. “Funny how it’s your wedding anniversary as well as my celebratory anniversary of your departure from our house! Joking, I miss you so much. Happy wedding anniversary, sissy. Give my love to your beautiful children as well.”
29. “May you get to celebrate 100 more years of togetherness and throw us lavish parties. Love you. Happy wedding anniversary, dear sister.”
30. “Where is my brother-in-law’s Oscar for acting like he has got the best wife in the world? I hope God gives him more patience to tolerate you, drama queen. Happy anniversary.”
31. “Marriage is like being locked in a cell with a smile on your face. I feel really bad for your husband. Happy wedding anniversary anyway!”
32. “Happy anniversary. Thank you for inviting me to the party. But you should know that I’m not the one to go there with an anniversary gift. A cup raised to your love and your successful marriage.”
33. “I still don’t get how you two are breathing fine while living with each other! Anyways, congratulations on your wedding anniversary. Keep creating sweet memories together!”
34. “Happy Anniversary. I think you’ve already found out why the word ‘Grocery’ is more relatable to Marriage than Love!”
35. “They say marriage makes you live longer. I guess it’s true because you’ve been married forever. Congratulations on your anniversary, and best wishes for many more to come you old lovebirds.”
36. “Whenever I see two of you, it makes me wonder if Shakespeare is alive and writing sonnets about your romance. Happy anniversary to the best couple! Never change.”
37. “I have given up watching comedy shows because I love watching the two of you quarrel in that comical fashion that you always do. Congrats on your anniversary!”
38. “I assume God must have stuck some superglue between you two on the day of your wedding. Both of you seem so attached. Have a lovely happy anniversary!”
39. “I remember seeing lovebirds at the national zoo here. You guys remind me of that. Happy anniversary!”
40. “My dear brother-in-law, on this special occasion I would like to congratulate you on taking good care of your adopted overgrown female partner. Happy anniversary and keep up the excellent job.”
41. “Statistically speaking, you guys are outliers. It’s not normal for individuals to love one another the way you guys do. Happy anniversary.”
42. “My brother-in-law, I’d like to remind you that anything in excess is bad for your health. But, also remember, your wife is always right. May your anniversary bring you a new light!”
43. “Tell me, how many spiders have you killed this year? And cockroaches? I bet you’re having a great time, mate! Happy anniversary to my sister and brother-in-law!”
44. “Wishing you a sensational wedding anniversary! This calls for a huge celebration and perhaps a little bubbly? Congratulations to the best couple!”
45. “My brother-in-law, if you want a long-lasting marriage, DO ALL YOUR DISHES BY YOURSELF! And if you don’t know how to do them, please visit me sometimes. Believe me; I have become an expert!”
46. “Is there anything better than a wedding? Yes! An anniversary! This means that the wedding was a success! You made it! Now let’s get a few more anniversaries under our belt before we get a little overly excited… Just kidding. Cheers to you both!”
47. “You two have made this whole ‘love and marriage’ and ‘til death do you part’ business look pretty darn enticing. You have me thinking I might consider it for myself one of these days…Congratulations to the beautiful couple!”
48. “Congratulations on you both being able to put up with each other’s crap! It’s a miracle! You guys rock! Now the important question is…where is the free booze?”
49. “Well done! You’ve made it! You reached a milestone that not many of us (obviously not me — I knew you would all along…) thought you’d make! Break out the champagne! Congrats, you guys!”
50. “They say a wedding ring is the world’s smallest handcuff. Here is to the first year of the best jail time ever! Happy first wedding anniversary!”
51. “So I have a confession; I thought the whole institution of marriage thing was a crock — that is until I saw you guys pull it off. You had one heck of a party, received a boatload of gifts, went on a killer vacation — and have been celebrating ever since! Congratulations to you guys! Now I need to find myself a spouse!”
52. “You two have definitely become ‘one’ — one heck of an amazing couple that is! You guys make marriage look good! Best wishes on your special day!”
53. “Today marks another year since you lost your independence, and you celebrate it by throwing a party?! Just goes to show that every year of marriage makes you that much stupider. Happy anniversary!”
54. “Today, you don’t have to be afraid of becoming a dull, married couple… because you already are! Have the best wedding anniversary!”
55. “Which one is the better half? Which one is the worst half? I will let you discuss that with each other. Happy anniversary!”
56. “On your anniversary day, I must congratulate you on successfully passing another year of suffering and misery.”
57. “My brother-in-law, I would like to congratulate you on taking good care of all the emotions you have had after marrying. You really are a brave man.”
Funny Anniversary Wishes For Sister To Put In An Anniversary Card
Here is a list of great happy wedding anniversary wishes you can put in your sister’s anniversary card to give her some funny perspectives on marriage.
1. “A marriage anniversary is the celebration of so many things. Love, trust, partnership, quarrels, tolerance, and tenacity, and the list goes on till it becomes like, ‘Well, what do we have to celebrate for now?”
2. “It’s all about love and respect as long as you realize your parents trapped you both to suffer the same as they did! Happy anniversary to my amazing sister!”
3. “Marriage is a journey that takes you from “you are the best I’ve ever known” to “you are good for nothing.” Happy anniversary!”
4. “Marriage is like a soap opera that you make fun of on social media, but you still have to watch because your mom likes it!”
5. “Congratulations! But before you decide to invite people to your anniversary party, you should really learn how to make some delicious foods. Happy anniversary to my beautiful sister!”
6. “Dear sis, it’s truly remarkable that your partner tolerated you for so many years. Happy anniversary to my sweet sister!”
7. “I can’t believe you have made it last for all these years. Your husband is a nice guy but didn’t know he is dumb! Congratulations all over again!”
8. “If love is a dream you don’t want to wake up to, marriage is a COMA that you can’t wake up to! Happy anniversary!”
9. “I don’t know how your husband tolerates you. He must be a man of a big heart. Jokes apart, from the bottom of my heart, I wish you a very happy wedding anniversary my lovey-dovey sister! Stay blessed!”
10. “Dear sister, to keep your marriage brimming, with love in the loving cup, whenever you’re wrong — admit it. Whenever you’re right — shut up.”
11. “There’s a cover for every pot, and you have found yours. Enjoy the perfect match you have, and celebrate your anniversary with a warm helping of love. Congratulations!”
12. “Dear sister, I was always doubtful about your patience but with such a successful marriage you proved me wrong. Happy anniversary!”
13. “I didn’t know your marriage would last for so many years. I’d really like to know how much he spent to treat your craziness!”
To Conclude
I hope my collection of funny anniversary wishes for sister has put a smile on your face!
Now, choose your favorite happy marriage anniversary wish and do the same for your sister on her special day!
Until next time!
