Everything is possible in the world of cartoons, but a sensual redhead woman being married to a rabbit is quite an unusual situation even in animated movies.
Jessica Rabbit confused and amused me at the same time while I was a kid. It took me some time and maturing to understand the depth of her character.
Jessica is everything a role model should be, smart, loyal, strong, and inspiring. The fact that she’s irresistible is just a cherry on top.
I gathered all the most famous Jessica Rabbit quotes in one article for all fans of this legendary and very often underrated cartoon character.
Enjoy!
Most Iconic Jessica Rabbit Quotes
1. “I just want you to know that I love you, Roger. I’ve loved you more than any woman’s ever loved a rabbit.” — Jessica Rabbit
2. “I’d do anything for my husband, Mr. Valiant. Anything.” — Jessica Rabbit
3. “You ain’t got no money. Ain’t got no use for you.” — Jessica Rabbit
4. “Last week, some heavy breather wanted one of my nylons as a souvenir. Maybe that’s what he was after?” — Jessica Rabbit
5. “You don’t know how hard it is being a woman looking the way I do.” — Jessica Rabbit
6. “Gentlemen may prefer blondes, but it takes a real man to handle a redhead.” — Jessica Rabbit
7. “You’d better believe it, buster.” ― Jessica Rabbit
8. “I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way.” — Jessica Rabbit
9. “You, Mr. Valiant, are either drunk or punch drunk. Probably both.” — Jessica Rabbit
10. “If I’m as bad as you think, what’s stopping me from just killing you right now?” — Jessica Rabbit
Seductive Quotes By Jessica Rabbit To Awaken The Femme Fatale In You
1. “Why don’t you do it right like some other men do? Get out of here and get me the money too.” — Jessica Rabbit
2. “You got me all wrong.” — Jessica Rabbit
3. “Not even your own eyes?” — Jessica Rabbit
4. “Oh please don’t make fun of me, Mr. Valiant.” — Jessica Rabbit
5. “I’m weak – you’re strong. Can’t you find a place somewhere in your heart to help me?” — Jessica Rabbit
6. “Hello, Mr. Valiant. I rang the doorbell, but I guess you couldn’t hear it.” — Jessica Rabbit
7. “Goodbye, Eddie. My offer stands firm. Think about it.” — Jessica Rabbit
8. “Thanks for your lap.” — Jessica Rabbit
9. “Oh, Mr, Valiant, please… you’re my only hope.” — Jessica Rabbit
10. “I’m desperate, Mr. Valiant. Can’t you see how much I need you?” — Jessica Rabbit
Jessica Rabbit And Roger Quotes On Love
1. “C’mon, Roger. Let’s go home. I’ll bake ya a carrot cake.” ― Jessica Rabbit
2. “He makes me laugh.” ― Jessica Rabbit
3. “I have missed you, Roger.” — Jessica Rabbit
4. “I have to find my darling husband, I’m so worried about him.” — Jessica Rabbit
5. “From the looks of it, I’d say it was Roger. My honey bunny was never very good behind the wheel.” — Jessica Rabbit
6. “You’ve got the wrong idea about me. I’m a pawn in this just like poor Roger.” — Jessica Rabbit
7. Jessica Rabbit: “Oh, Roger. You were magnificent.”
Roger Rabbit: “Was I really?”
Jessica Rabbit: “Better than Goofy.”
8. “No, no, no—I love my husband.” — Jessica Rabbit
9. “Jessica’s the only one for me. You’ll see. We’ll rise above this piddling pecadillo. We’re gonna be happy again. You got that? Happy. Capital H-A-P-P-I.” ― Roger Rabbit
10. “Oh, Roger! You were a pillar of strength.” — Jessica Rabbit
11. “Roger Roger, say something!” — Jessica Rabbit
12. “Oh, no! Where’s Roger?” — Jessica Rabbit
13. “Roger, darling!” — Jessica Rabbit
14. “My hero! Oh honey bunny!” — Jessica Rabbit
15. “Can you help me find him? Just name your price and I’ll pay it.” — Jessica Rabbit
Famous Jessica Rabbit Quotes
1. “You didn’t catch me, Mr. Valiant. You were set up to take those pictures.” ― Jessica Rabbit
2. “That’s absurd!” — Jessica Rabbit
3. “That’s the gun that killed R.K. Maroon, and Doom pulled the trigger.” — Jessica Rabbit
4. “I think I got him.” — Jessica Rabbit
5. “I tracked him to the studio, but I was too late to stop him.” — Jessica Rabbit
6. “Maroon came to me. He told me he’d fire Roger if I didn’t do it. I went along with him for Roger’s sake. It was only pattycake, after all.” — Jessica Rabbit
7. “Oh, all right. But this time, take off that hand buzzer.” — Jessica Rabbit
8. “Uh-oh. It’s the weasels! This way. We’ll take Gingerbread Lane.” ― Jessica Rabbit
9. “Before poor Marvin was killed, he confided in me that Judge Doom wanted to get his hands on Toontown, and he wouldn’t stop at anything.” ― Jessica Rabbit
10. “I hope you’re proud of yourself, and those pictures you took.” ― Jessica Rabbit
11. “Oh my God, it’s dip!” — Jessica Rabbit
12. “Problem is without Marvin’s will, the land still goes to Cloverleaf.” — Jessica Rabbit
13. “I didn’t know who I could trust.” — Jessica Rabbit
14. “You’re sick, Doom. Where do people like you come from?” — Jessica Rabbit
15. “I’m running out of time.” ― Jessica Rabbit
Unforgettable Jessica Rabbit Quotes
1. “No, he didn’t. I hit him in the head with a frying pan and put him in the trunk – so he wouldn’t get hurt.” — Jessica Rabbit
2. “Marvin told me. Doom was after his land. He was afraid. That’s why he brought me his will.” — Jessica Rabbit
3. “Don’t worry; you’re not the first. We better get out of here.” — Jessica Rabbit
4. “He’s lost his mind.” — Jessica Rabbit
5. “You had plenty of money back in ’22. You let other women make a fool of you.” — Jessica Rabbit
6. “Toons aren’t given imperfections.” — Jessica Rabbit
7. “I suppose you think no one’s going to notice Toontown’s disappeared?” ― Jessica Rabbit
8. “When I opened up the blue envelope, all that was inside was a blank piece of paper.” — Jessica Rabbit
9. “Oh, not now, Marvin. I have a headache.” — Jessica Rabbit
10. “I just saved your life, and you still don’t trust me?” — Jessica Rabbit
11. “It was Doom who killed Acme, you know?” — Jessica Rabbit
12. “Maroon wanted to blackmail Acme. I didn’t want to have anything to do with it, but he said that if I didn’t pose for those pattycake pictures, Roger would never work in this town again. I couldn’t let that happen.” — Jessica Rabbit
13. “I think I’m gonna faint.” — Jessica Rabbit
14. “Get your hands off me, you little rodent!” — Jessica Rabbit
15. “Well, we’re not going anywhere in my car. Let’s take yours.” — Jessica Rabbit
The End
These Jessica Rabbit quotes show that no matter how beautiful and charming she is, a woman is always more than her looks.
I hope you enjoyed reading them!
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