Hey girl! I’m a lawyer. Call me when you want to get a divorce.

You don’t wanna go home with me? Objection!

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I think I’d be liable for negligence if I neglected to come over and talk to you.

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Just be who you are; I’m not the one to judge.

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You’re so fine! You make my whole courtroom out of order.

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The definition of justice: me getting to buy you dinner.

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Is your name Lexis? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

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